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"what the deuce" -- morty sanchez
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Dec 15, 2022 04:11
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I just want a president who knows how everything works and who calls it like it is. Is there any candidate out there for me?
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this has potential...watching for now...
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Haha wubbalubbadubdub my glip glops! (Translator's note: in the language of Bird People, "wubbalubbadubdub" means 'I am in great pain, please help me.' And to the Traflorkian people, "glip glop" is worse than the N-word)
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Dec 15, 2022 05:06
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ahh yes Rick Sanchez host of the now defunct CNN's Rick's List. That's a name I haven't heard in a long time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVUvqb78-QA When you think about it He's a lot like Kayne since they were both artists at the top of their game and then they said that jews run everything and then they got in trouble for it. I think carl marx said "history happens two times the first time it's sad and then it's funny" and it was sad when Rick Sanchez got fired and then when kanye got fired it was funny so I guess he was right.
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when are they gonna put a peter griffin skin in fortnite
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Dec 15, 2022 06:05
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I have reported this thread for glorifying a murderer and expect to see it gassed shortly.
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https://youtu.be/7vN_PEmeKb0
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remember when Elon Musk unfollowed Rick and Morty? that was our generations Sino-Soviet split
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gen z are learning politics from rick and morty the way gen x learned politics frmo the west wing
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Dec 15, 2022 13:06
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stalin rick is jacking off
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Rick: (offscreen, in the distance) Morty. Morty: Rick? [Morty stops combing, looks around, then continues combing] Rick: (offscreen, in the distance) Morty! Morty: Rick? Rick: (offscreen, in the distance) Hey, Mooorty! Morty: Rick? Are you far away, or are you inside something? [Morty opens a cabinet beneath the bathroom sink] Is this a camera? [Morty tries to look inside his comb for a camera] Is everything a camera? [Morty nervously glances around] Rick: (offscreen, in the distance) Morty, the garage, Morty. Come to the garage! [Transition to Morty entering the garage. There is a pickle and a screwdriver on Rick's work bench] Rick: Morty? Morty: Rick? W-where are you? Rick: On my work bench, Morty. Morty: Are you invisible and you're gonna, like, fart on me? Rick: Flip the pickle over. Morty: What, I'm gonna touch it, and you're gonna tell me it's an alien dick or something. Rick: Come on, flip the pickle, Morty. You're not gonna regret it. The payoff is huge. [Morty hesitantly picks up the screwdriver and turns the pickle over. The pickle has Rick's face on it] I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! Boom! Big reveal: I'm a pickle. What do you think about that? I turned myself into a pickle! W-what are you just staring at me for, bro. I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! Morty: And? Rick: "And"? What more do you want tacked on to this? I turned myself into a pickle, and 9/11 was an inside job? Morty: Was it? Rick: Who cares, Morty? Global acts of terrorism happen every day. Uh, here's something that's never happened before: I'm a pickle. I'm Pickle Rick!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_HboVYEkWw
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pickle stewie griffin
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fat guy with shirt over his head, reeing like a donkey, and pretending he's having a siezure, knowng he's a niezchiean ubermensch, just like rick
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Dec 15, 2022 17:50
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there's more than of those guys who did that on camera too!
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Dec 15, 2022 18:12
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i liked rick and morty until the bird person episode where the bird person was like "actually, your grandfather puts on a big wacky act to cover his deep deep pain that no one else could ever know" unironically
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Dec 15, 2022 18:14
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burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
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Dec 15, 2022 18:16
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That DICK! posted:i liked rick and morty until the bird person episode where the bird person was like "actually, your grandfather puts on a big wacky act to cover his deep deep pain that no one else could ever know" unironically the show gets praised for it's writing but like every episode is basically "there's never any consequences for Rick because he's the smartest strongest most clever person in the universe and he can never fail"
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Dec 15, 2022 18:22
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American McGay posted:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1019545908247019570/1052662780492259428/2022-12-14_13-00-49.mp4
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Dec 15, 2022 18:25
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I've never seen this show. Should I watch it?
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Dec 15, 2022 18:28
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nah
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Dec 15, 2022 18:30
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the shot doesn't even knock them into the sludge
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Dec 15, 2022 18:30
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i wouldnt watch it unless you're prepared to deal with a cartoon with the plot intricacies of breaking bad and the emotional pathos of bojack horseguy
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Dec 15, 2022 18:31
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I like when he turned into a pickle so wacky and random 
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Dec 15, 2022 18:31
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it's legitimately toxic as a show and the quality drops off a loving cliff rapidly. don't watch it
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Dec 15, 2022 18:33
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the streamer is visibly bored verging on upset for a whole minute
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Dec 15, 2022 18:36
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the politics are obnoxious self-sucking libertarian bullshit, but it can be pretty goddamn funny
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