Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Bodhidharma
Jul 2, 2011

"virgin no more! virgin no more!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

N. Senada posted:

The first time I went to newgrounds in the early 2000s

Yeah bro. I bet you were looking at all of the cartoon porn on the website.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Bodhidharma posted:

Yeah bro. I bet you were looking at all of the cartoon porn on the website.

Dude it was the best

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Chrs posted:

I remember discovering roms in the early 2000s and I couldn’t believe it was real

I asked gbs where to find roms as one of my first posts, and my thread got gassed....and so much goast.se

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Bodhidharma posted:

Yeah bro. I bet you were looking at all of the cartoon porn on the website.

Oh god, the first time looking at porn online

Literally changed my life

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Hell yeah, I remember accessing my first "internet" porn in 1992. Primitive by today's standards, but it was much better than the overly compressed images from the local BBS or cga quality porn I found on Compuserve.

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Almost everything about the early 00's internet experience, up through maybe 2004. It wasn't quite the "wild west" experience of the late 90's but also was pre-social media dominance, pre-smart phones, pre-everyone being terminally online. The idea of socializing online was still relatively new and fresh. Algorithms hadn't warped everyone's mind and placed everyone into echo chambers.

mutantIke
Oct 24, 2022

Born in '04
Certified Zoomer
I think we can all agree 2004 was one of the worst years :smuggo:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

mutantIke posted:

I think we can all agree 2004 was one of the worst years :smuggo:
:hmmyes:
:regd04:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I went to Rutgers in 2003 and the LAN filesharing system was incredible. Just instant everything compared to being like 56k two years prior. Anyway, since every FacialAbuse .mpg was readily available, this girl on another campus who was in one of their videos where she gagged until she puked in a bowl and then they dumped the bowl puke onto her head while she was still gagging [on a clarinet], well the file with her in it was named [GIRL] FROM LIVINIGSTON QUAD ROOM 326- FACIALABUSE.mpg or whatever and she had to leave campus real quick because as you can imagine, a lot of assholes came knocking at her door. It was the worst instance of what, cyber bullying? it wasn't even cyber bullying, that I had ever seen. Anyway, it was hosed up

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
During the manhunt for the Boston Marathon bomber

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
When the MILF Hunter bagged his first MILF

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



The first time I went to zombo.com

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Posting.... online.....

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Huh? Have you heard of it? It's called posting. People online are doing it. They're typing things up and posting. You can even read it. It's in the name. Like posting something to a bulletin board. You have to see it to believe it.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Bodhidharma posted:

Yeah bro. I bet you were looking at all of the cartoon porn on the website.

First time I ever saw a vagina it was in a Newgrounds porn game.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

kntfkr posted:

I went to Rutgers in 2003 and the LAN filesharing system was incredible. Just instant everything compared to being like 56k two years prior. Anyway, since every FacialAbuse .mpg was readily available, this girl on another campus who was in one of their videos where she gagged until she puked in a bowl and then they dumped the bowl puke onto her head while she was still gagging [on a clarinet], well the file with her in it was named [GIRL] FROM LIVINIGSTON QUAD ROOM 326- FACIALABUSE.mpg or whatever and she had to leave campus real quick because as you can imagine, a lot of assholes came knocking at her door. It was the worst instance of what, cyber bullying? it wasn't even cyber bullying, that I had ever seen. Anyway, it was hosed up

what the hell lol
Why did a girl puke onto a clarinet, that’s gonna be impossible to restore!

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Obama's first election was fun. I registered that day too so it has a special place in my heart.

I like game day threads in TFF when my team is doing well (or even if they suck), I used to go on whenever I didn't have plans doing something else during college and :f5: on crazy games that went into over time or whatever.

And getting a laptop to search for "whatever I want" at the age of 18 was pretty sweet. I was never interested in magazine porn so it was my first experience with it. I guess I was a late bloomer.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Huh? Have you heard of it? It's called posting. People online are doing it. They're typing things up and posting. You can even read it. It's in the name. Like posting something to a bulletin board. You have to see it to believe it.

:ibadpop:

naem
May 29, 2011

somebody caused 1000 goatse to open on my pc it was magical

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Great now I remember that porn where they fried up a bowl of cum into and omlette and fed it to some poor chick.

gently caress

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


when the new strong bad email dropped.

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking
I remember fondly visiting amazon.com to look at books.

Just books.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I liked when Bernie ran for prez the first time and watching American socialism trickle back into the mainstream everywhere in real time

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Also that time when someone posted a supposed recipe for panty-wetting male pheromone cologne here and goons started boiling piss and cum and putting it on themselves

Maybe they didn't really but I want to believe

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


I'll never forget 06/04/04

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
daguerreotypes of bigpeeler's mom

god please help me
Jul 9, 2018
I LOVE GIVING MY TAX MONEY AND MY PERSONAL INCOME TO UKRAINE, SLAVA
Goons killing themselves to the altar of no-carb.

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


Hevishot for puckins

Xotl
May 28, 2001

Be seeing you.

god please help me posted:

Goons killing themselves to the altar of no-carb.

MEAT VECTORS

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
the beginning of streaming porn

the beginning of torrenting

the beginning of youtube

the beginning of ai art generation

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


there used to be a website where you'd pull it up and it would have a picture of Bill Clinton and if you hovered over an mp3 would say "I did NOT...HAVE...SEXUAL...RELATIONS...with that woman" but then they made it so his picture did a lil' wink (cause he did)

anyway that was probably the peak of the internet

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I remember when that Badger Badger Badger thing came out. I was pretty high at the time, it was great.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
joecartoon.com frog in a blender

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Drink-Mix Man posted:

I remember when that Badger Badger Badger thing came out. I was pretty high at the time, it was great.

I love that, but Leekspin will always be first in my heart.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
downloading warez on sharereactor

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

the beginning of torrenting
Hell with the way streaming sites are loving things up Torrenting should be making a huge comeback.

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

Vampire Panties posted:

Connecting to a Quake server over dial-up

Yeah I don't think anything can top figuring out how this modem thing works, setting up UT'99 to connect to a server, and then going omg those are people moving around THOSE ARE REAL OTHER PEOPLE!

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
Ut99 is still the best multiplayer fps of all time and this will always be the case.

I used to be so good at the assault sniper rifle mod

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



wilfredmerriweathr posted:

Ut99 is still the best multiplayer fps of all time and this will always be the case.

I used to be so good at the assault sniper rifle mod

That's a strange way to spell Starsiege Tribes.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

the beginning of streaming porn

truly a golden age

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply