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Deborah, stop screaming, we can all hear you. ...Wait, hello? Can anyone hear me? Am I muted? Hello? |
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Dec 16, 2022 12:38
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Job listing Perks: Your own private bathroom! |
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Dec 16, 2022 12:40
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"We all float up here", hahaha! Did you get it guys?! It's like from that scary clown movie, guys! Guys?
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:"We all float up here", hahaha! Did you get it guys?! It's like from that scary clown movie, guys! Guys? Hand hovers dangerously close over the "Open airlock" button. |
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What's the delta-V on a fart guys? We should find out, haha! Oh boy I crack myself up some times and-.. Speaking of cracks what's going on with the viewing port?
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space mondays, amirite?
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:What's the delta-V on a fart guys? I assume it isn't a constant because in my experience not all farts are created equal.
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baka fwocka fwame posted:another day another spacebuck
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don't talk to me until i've had my space coffee
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It's just... We're putting trigger warnings on all our TPS broadcasts from now on. Did you get the transmission? /Space Office https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
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Dec 16, 2022 19:54
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are ya working in space or spacing at work? ha har!
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Dec 16, 2022 20:09
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thank space it's space friday
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Dec 16, 2022 22:54
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so is there like a premium package where i can be ensured i'm only drinking mine and my families recycled piss? we're nobles, of ancient blood - heirs to the mr beast technolegacy. we do not mingle our fluids with mere subscribers. there is? lovely. truly you are the amazon prime of space charter services. aaaaaaand that's a smash! 1 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1 - that's how we say goodbye in the future
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Sorry, there's a bunch of Make Pluto a Planet protestors blocking the rocketway again, so I'll be late coming in today. |
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normalize being 2-3 hours late for space work
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rear end-penny posted:normalize being 2-3 hours late for space work it's all relative, friend. *gestures wildly towards space*
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Heather Papps posted:it's all relative, friend. *opening the airlock and making GBS threads directly into the vacuum*
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rear end-penny posted:*opening the airlock and making GBS threads directly into the vacuum* i'm skipping steps! *pisses directly into own mouth* i just saved the ship like 5000 credits cut me a cheque
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Buttchocks posted:Why do they even give us PTO? Where are we gonna use it on a space station? you could tug one out in yer bunk
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rear end-penny posted:you could tug one out in yer bunk Please don't, there were ropes floating around the station for weeks. I think some even got into the electronics. Use the vacuum toilet tube like the rest of us, that's what it's built for. I think. 
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rear end-penny posted:you could tug one out in yer bunk In space, no one can hear you cream.
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whoever is clogging the piss sucking robot up with cum, please cease and desist immediately
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Singing the 1976 hit single "Convoy" from start to finish as we take off, but I add "space" in front of "convoy" and other random nouns. I also keep singing this the entire mission.
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Dr. Honked posted:whoever is clogging the piss sucking robot up with cum, please cease and desist immediately No. 
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Whoever is peeing into the dick sucking trolley robot please cease and desist immediately, we didn't pay for the waterworks subscription so we get billed every time |
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Buttchocks posted:who hotboxed the airlock? 
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Who airlocked the hotbox?
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haha yes it's very funny to set every single light in the ship to "mauve" but please for the love of mechachrist please give me a break it is so loving hard cleaning out the beetroot chambers.
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The crew has divided themselves into two warring factions: Star Wars and Star Trek.
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Escape From Noise posted:The crew has divided themselves into two warring factions: Star Wars and Star Trek. *sets the station to self destruct*
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