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Me, cruising the grocery store, when I saw this absolute unit out of the corner of my eye    I did a literal double take.   Unsheathed and glistening   Ready for action   So loving Hot   
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Brussels sprouts are good.
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Vampire Panties posted:Me, cruising the grocery store, when I saw this absolute unit out of the corner of my eye Ewwwwww that's not steak.
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Dec 17, 2022 07:56
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Welp, I came (to read this thread)
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Dec 17, 2022 08:10
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That motherfucker's a meal on its own
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Dec 17, 2022 08:24
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I'm glad for you, OP. Unusually big things sometimes taste weird, so it's good that it was everything you hoped for. A real win.
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Dec 17, 2022 08:30
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i like brustle sprouts too, op. i'm prolly gonna vote this thread a 4 or maybe even 5.
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up. *gets pizza* What's up? Check thaaat out. Extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, stuffed crust pizza. Got a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, and anchovies. Yes. *slurps garlic butter* You heard that right folks, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza. *slurp* Mmm. Got a two liter of Mountain Dew to go with it, the King Cobra special at Papa John's. Large, stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon. I asked for two cups of garlic butter but they hooked your boy up with three so I was like "yes." *slurp* Oof. So I got a large Papa John's pizza; stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, onions, jalapenos. Yes. Look at that, YouTube. You know you want some of that goodness. Large -- large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon -- poo poo. Jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, smothered in garlic butter. Let's quit talking about it and qu-- quit talking about it and start being about it, yes. Goddamn pizza hosed me over, hold up. Got the alfredo sauce. The pizza I ordered from... the pizza I ordered from Papa John's is delicious. Alfredo sauce, got a stuffed crust extra large pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions... anchovies... anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese, anchovies, like I said... mmm. This is my go-to special at Papa John's. Large stuffed crust pizza with anchovies -- jalapenos, onions, extra bacon. Extra cheese. Extra... extra bestest pizza here. Papa John's epic stuffed crust pizza. A large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese on alfredo sauce. Got an epic stuffed crust pizza. Three cups of garlic butter. The jalapenos, the onions, providing that pop for that cheese. The extra cheese and the bac-- extra bacon. This pizza's delicious. Three cups of garlic butter on top. Two is more than plenty. Yes. *slurp, slurp, slurp* Garlic white butter alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust cheese pizza with garlic butter smeared on top, yes. That is delicious. Large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon, garlic butter, jalapenos on top. Oh, that's good. Mm. This stuffed crust pizza, Papa John's. So good. Large stuffed crust extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, and alfredo sauce. Smeared by two to three garlic butter cups on top. And you got the Papa John's Cobra special. So good. I'll be doing a food hack... when... I'm done with this pizza. Which won't be long. Mm. Large stuffed crust pizza... alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on that stuffed crust action, smeared in garlic butter. Yes. Mmm. That alfredo sauce on top of the pizza is where it's at. Papa John's, you provided the stuffed crust, you gave me the option to add alfredo sauce, and I took it. A large alfredo sauce stuffed crust pizza, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies. Mm. Smeared with three cups of garlic butter, I asked for two but ya'll gave me an extra one, I appreciate that. Oh, that's good. The jalapeno on this pizza... provided a nice spicy bite. Oh, that's good pizza. Large... stuffed crust pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, alfredo sauce. That is the ultimate... That is the ultimate pizza from Papa John's. About to grab another slice. Fuckin' ridiculous. *slurp* This pizza... Alfredo sauce on point. Now... Papa John's is not a sponsor, buuuut, for this King Cobra custom... Papa John's pizza... ya'll are loving dank on this dude, like this... is what I would order from Papa John's again if I was ordering their pizza. Large stuffed crust pizza with alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, yes. Extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions, stuffed crust cheese. Oh, this is good. Hmm. Large stuffed crust... from... Papa John's. That large stuffed crust gotta have alfredo sauce, bacon... extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions. Garlic butter. You're a fan of King Cobra, you gotta try this pizza. If you don't got Papa John's in your area I'm sorry to hear it. Please excuse the house flies. I've had my fuckin' window open all day. This isn't just stuffed crust, this is epic... this is Papa John's epic stuffed crust. Oh my god, YouTube. Large stuffed crust with chicken alfredo sauce. Extra bacon, extra cheese... jalapenos, onions. You've heard me-- you've heard me repeat this several times, buuut the pizza that I ordered from Papa John's is beyond dank. Would I order this exact pizza again, absolutely. Like, that Papa John's pizza is exactly what I would order if I was at their establishment, and I'm happy with the purchase. Eeeyes, to toast off the evening... *sound of fly buzzing past microphone* cheers. *fly buzzes by once again* Don't have to have alcohol to have a good time. Although I've got plenty in my fridge, heh heh, yes. Catch you laters, thanks for watching.
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Prehistoric man used to hunt brussel sprouts the size of grizzly bears but they were all wiped out by the end of the ice age
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That bad boy was halfway to becoming a whole rear end cabbage
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Dec 17, 2022 15:46
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Some anthropologists believe that if they hadn't been wiped out, humans would have domesticated brussel sprouts much like we did horses. Imagine riding a galloping brussel sprout on a dude ranch!
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Smugworth posted:Some anthropologists believe that if they hadn't been wiped out, humans would have domesticated brussel sprouts much like we did horses. Imagine riding a galloping brussel sprout on a dude ranch! What I would have given to have seen that
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Dec 17, 2022 16:07
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It's only a brussel sprout if it comes from Brussels region. This is just a sparkling cabbage
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Waltzing Along posted:Brussels sprouts are good. Blurry Gray Thing posted:I'm glad for you, OP.  I was v. concerned it was going to taste weird because of its insane size, but it was very delicious! Treecko posted:That bad boy was halfway to becoming a whole rear end cabbage The self-checkout shredded the receipt, but it weighed .38lbs (thats .42069kg for you foreigners reading along at home). At 3$/lb, that singular sprout cost a dollar shan't speculate on 🅱️iden's economy Smugworth posted:Some anthropologists believe that if they hadn't been wiped out, humans would have domesticated brussel sprouts much like we did horses. Imagine riding a galloping brussel sprout on a dude ranch! Milo and POTUS posted:What I would have given to have seen that 
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You still have veggies in your grocery store? Lucky bastard, goddamn.
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you just ate the queen sprout, I hope the egg sack already detached or you're about to be painfully devoured from the inside out by sprout larvae
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Is that what that is? I thought it was gas
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Clicked on thread expecting some weird jpgs
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That is an Audrey II lookin’ fuckin’ Brussels sprout. But I would have eaten it, too since I loves me some Brussels sprouts. Voted 5. 
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my dog likes roasted brussel sprouts too
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I read in the 90s they genetically engineered brussel sprouts to taste less bitter, so not only are they better roasted than your idiot parents boiling them, the product itself is superior!
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Dec 17, 2022 17:37
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Eat every5ing with lots of butter
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:You still have veggies in your grocery store?  I live in SoCal, there is always produce here the holy poopacy posted:you just ate the queen sprout, I hope the egg sack already detached or you're about to be painfully devoured from the inside out by sprout larvae Professor Shark posted:Is that what that is? I thought it was gas  I can feel it inside me But I'm drinking coffee & posting through it   You Are A Elf posted:That is an Audrey II lookin’ fuckin’ Brussels sprout. I love brussels sprouts and am v. proud that I had this opportunity to eat the King SproutBuce posted:my dog likes roasted brussel sprouts too  I think he feels I'm cheating him out of a piece of chickenSilvergunSuperman posted:I read in the 90s they genetically engineered brussel sprouts to taste less bitter, so not only are they better roasted than your idiot parents boiling them, the product itself is superior! yeah 100% never had them as a kid, boiled or roasted because my mom hated them. Even the new model sprouts aren't great boiled Professor Shark posted:Eat every5ing with lots of butter Ive never considered butter on roasted brussels sprouts
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Dec 17, 2022 18:00
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That's a big sprout, OP.
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Dec 17, 2022 18:34
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Professor Shark posted:Eat every5ing with lots of butter THIS!!!
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I haven't had a brussels sprout since I was a small child and I hated them then. I wonder if I would like them now.
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Dec 17, 2022 18:58
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Jfc you should just throw that pan out. 
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Dec 17, 2022 19:32
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i like my brussel sprouts medium rare
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I haven't had a brussels sprout since I was a small child and I hated them then. I wonder if I would like them now. Oven roast them with olive oil and a little bit of salt and pepper and prepare to be amazed at how fuckin’ awesome they are compared to when you probably ate them boiled and unseasoned as a kid. Hell, try them oven roasted with maple syrup and sea salt, too. Delicious!
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Bacon and siraccha
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Fake news
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Bulbous. Also I'm confused by the delicious looking meal prep only to be eaten next to your keyboard. The champion sprout deserved more!
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Dec 17, 2022 20:06
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gently caress yeah good find VP
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I’ll just have the sauerkraut.
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All the trouble of cooking it and you didn't even eat it. Shameful.
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I googled big sprouts and none of them were as big.
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mudskipp posted:I googled big sprouts and none of them were as big. It's not real, the op just took a really small cabbage and set it next to the sprouts he duped you
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I’m going to be honest, the first few posts, including the op, didn’t load for me and I was blind posting, but I stick by my posts anyway so gently caress the haters and loosers
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