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Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




A Bakers Cousin posted:

Guide to Writing "Your being layed off speeches"

Tip 1: Do not quote ... anyone



There is no rousing famous youre fired speech

But I still want my terminated employees to like me

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Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




SardonicTyrant posted:

The bourgeoisie cannot exist without constantly revolutionising the instruments of production, and thereby the relations of production, and with them the whole relations of society. Conservation of the old modes of production in unaltered form, was, on the contrary, the first condition of existence for all earlier industrial classes. Constant revolutionising of production, uninterrupted disturbance of all social conditions, everlasting uncertainty and agitation distinguish the bourgeois epoch from all earlier ones. All fixed, fast-frozen relations, with their train of ancient and venerable prejudices and opinions, are swept away, all new-formed ones become antiquated before they can ossify. All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned, and man is at last compelled to face with sober senses his real conditions of life, and his relations with his kind.

goddammit, he does it again

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




I've only ever been drug tested for the shittiest, low-paying part-time jobs. It's a good way to filter for the "chick fil a" class of workers.

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