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my dick and balls are always colder than the surrounding skin, i put my hand down there and its noticably cooler than the rest of the area, why is that, GBS? also, do women have this issue also? is their private ladies area as warm as the surrounding skin, or cooler? i need to know, it's killing me to not know
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# ? Dec 17, 2022 23:02 |
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You should've phrased this as "do have this issue also" but you didn't so your concerns are invalid OP
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# ? Dec 17, 2022 23:03 |
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yeah thats why they hang, its a cooling mechanism
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# ? Dec 17, 2022 23:06 |
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sounds like your dick and balls are made of the same stuff they make dogs noses from, op
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# ? Dec 17, 2022 23:13 |
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I heard zombification starts at the dick and balls, have you been craving human flesh or brains?
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# ? Dec 17, 2022 23:16 |
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babby's first anatomy lesson
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# ? Dec 17, 2022 23:28 |
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Smythe posted:if you cover you dick in ants and start looking at porn, they will gladly eat the pre-cum as it is generated. every single atom of pre-cum is instantly harvested by a thirsty little ant when it starts to be excreted from the cum chamber. once you get really horny and the passagewars to the cum sackules start to open they can smell the cum chamber in the balls below and they cant help themselves, theyll start making their way doiwn your dick and into the balls for their feast. its like a door buster sale on dead or alive video games on black friday, tons of horny people desperate to get in and get their horn fill. theyre so desperately thirsty for cum. there is no feeling quite like a cavalcade of perfect, organized ants marching down the inside of your shaft and picking up cum molecules to carry back to their home. blasting a big load and shooting a bunch of ants out like turning on an old dirty hose is remarkable. ants in the kitchen. ants in the bed room. one time a guy told me that if you leave ants to do their business, like, eating some spilled sauce, if you let them do their thing they will clean it perfectlt and even remove their dead, leaving nothing behind put cleanliness. i like that. which is why my home is filled to the brim with ants, and collectible figurines.
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# ? Dec 17, 2022 23:28 |
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Will you be using the replies in this thread as masturbation aides? Be honest Because oh boy have i got some stories
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# ? Dec 17, 2022 23:32 |
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Buce posted:babby's first anatomy lesson ive actually been to high school several times and i never remember Mrs. Braunscheiger telling me why my dick and balls were so dang frosty compared to my toasty thighs and tummy.
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# ? Dec 17, 2022 23:33 |
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Icochet posted:Will you be using the replies in this thread as masturbation aides? Be honest i never jerk off and never cum because its for losers so no?????????/
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# ? Dec 17, 2022 23:33 |
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If you need to get the blood flow going down there I’d recommend the Adult Search term “70s Sears Catalog Bra Ads.”
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# ? Dec 17, 2022 23:34 |
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put them in your own rear end in a top hat
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# ? Dec 17, 2022 23:35 |
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Toxic Mental posted:put them in your own rear end in a top hat brexit means brexit
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# ? Dec 17, 2022 23:37 |
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Lmao OP admitting he’s never touched or sucked on a lady’s downstairs area (I haven’t either, women are terrifying)
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# ? Dec 17, 2022 23:37 |
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Put 10-15 leeches on your penis and do "the helicopter". I don't know if there's any medical benefit but your crotch will look like a heavy metal musician
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# ? Dec 17, 2022 23:41 |
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Which is an end to itself
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# ? Dec 17, 2022 23:42 |
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Icochet posted:Put 10-15 leeches on your penis and do "the helicopter". I don't know if there's any medical benefit but your crotch will look like a heavy metal musician What if you find a tick on your dick and pop it with the power of boners
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# ? Dec 17, 2022 23:44 |
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EorayMel posted:What if you find a tick on your dick and pop it with the power of boners uh.. i don't know. just roll with it. it's not murder or anything you can gently caress up a tick in front of a judge and nothing happens
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# ? Dec 17, 2022 23:50 |
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Ape Fist posted:also, do women have this issue also? Only when they're around you OP.
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# ? Dec 18, 2022 01:15 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I heard zombification starts at the dick and balls, have you been craving human flesh or brains? this explains some videos i have seen, thank you professor.
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# ? Dec 18, 2022 01:16 |
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most doctore recommend putting your balls on ice for at least 4 hrs a day to improve virility
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# ? Dec 18, 2022 01:24 |
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I never knew that Smythe was Ian Miles Cheong.
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# ? Dec 18, 2022 01:24 |
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my hog is warm as hell OP so i'm afraid i can't help you
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# ? Dec 18, 2022 01:26 |
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# ? Dec 18, 2022 01:52 |
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TIL
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# ? Dec 18, 2022 02:00 |
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If you ever had consent to put it in another human, they wouldn't be so cold OP Good luck
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# ? Dec 18, 2022 02:05 |
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Your dick and balls are supposed to retract into your body for warmth OP. Sounds like they are malfunctioning.
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Sophy Wackles posted:Your dick and balls are supposed to retract into your body for warmth OP. Sounds like the are malfunctioning. Also staying cooler than your body is literally the reason they're on the outside.
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# ? Dec 18, 2022 03:49 |
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You should try a hairdryer set to low, OP.
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# ? Dec 18, 2022 04:38 |
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Well, do you know what the extra skin that surrounds dick and balls is called? A man.
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# ? Dec 18, 2022 04:41 |
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It means you're dying
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# ? Dec 18, 2022 06:59 |
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What if hypothetically my dick and also balls were literally on fire?
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# ? Dec 18, 2022 07:07 |
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Rub your hot dick and balls on Op's cold dick and balls and achieve nirvana. I think it's called frottage or something but don't know for sure.
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# ? Dec 18, 2022 07:15 |
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I just hope OP is washing his hands regularly
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# ? Dec 18, 2022 07:30 |
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the pee stored in your balls acts like a natural water cooling system
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# ? Dec 18, 2022 07:44 |
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You're supposed to put them somewhere warm OP.
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# ? Dec 18, 2022 07:51 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:You're supposed to put them somewhere warm OP.
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# ? Dec 18, 2022 07:57 |
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Your balls need to be a couple degrees cooler than the rest of your body or your swimmers will die, there are special muscles and nerves devoted to maintaining appropriate levels of dangle for optimum temperature. Dunno about chilly dick though, try putting on pants. A sock on the schlong itself, maybe.
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# ? Dec 18, 2022 08:25 |
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dicks are weird. and once I saw I guys balls move on their own. I didn't know they did that. Balls are also weird
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rekko posted:and once I saw I guys balls move on their own. I didn't know they did that. Balls are also weird https://i.imgur.com/lsdlRVR.mp4
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