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croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 92 days!
for ultimate comfort, you gotta approach the throne side-saddle. back against the wall, legs up on the sink. its not a novice strategy, though - it takes a lot of hole control to avoid messy mistakes. youve been warned

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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Smirking_Serpent posted:

maybe like a motorcycle posture? legs folded under you and hunched over? I'm assuming you'd be facing the back of the toilet for wrist support.

croup coughfield posted:

for ultimate comfort, you gotta approach the throne side-saddle. back against the wall, legs up on the sink. its not a novice strategy, though - it takes a lot of hole control to avoid messy mistakes. youve been warned

lol markin out sections on my toilet like i'm practicin dance steps

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

VERY ADVANCED TECHNIQUE, PLEASE TAKE SERIOUSLY

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Fungah! posted:

VERY ADVANCED TECHNIQUE, PLEASE TAKE SERIOUSLY



Sphincters ill like fire sauce

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Sphincters ill like fire sauce

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

two toilets facing away from each other wth two homies gaming on them in reverse cowgirl making direct eye contact

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Sphincters ill like fire sauce

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

They should be looking at their own screens.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Need me a setup like this.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Sit backwards and rest your arms on the lid

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Suspend the switch from the ceiling and use the joycons, letting your arms fall limply to the sides

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Suspend the switch from the ceiling and use the joycons, letting your arms fall limply to the sides


but its a bottle of toilet cleaner counterweight

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

I love the iconic Imp idea of a GunCon set up in bed but on the porcelain throne

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Smirking_Serpent posted:

I love the iconic Imp idea of a GunCon set up in bed but on the porcelain throne

Lol. Keeping my GunCon in a ziploc bag inside the toilet tank

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lol. Keeping my GunCon in a ziploc bag inside the toilet tank

Lol

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lol. Keeping my GunCon in a ziploc bag inside the toilet tank

lol

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 92 days!

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lol. Keeping my GunCon in a ziploc bag inside the toilet tank

lmfao

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Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lol. Keeping my GunCon in a ziploc bag inside the toilet tank

lol

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lol. Keeping my GunCon in a ziploc bag inside the toilet tank

leave the gun, take the fatty jerky

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

nathan fielder successfully talkin some restaurant owner into building in plush gaming toilets in all the bathrooms

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Smirking_Serpent posted:

leave the gun, take the fatty jerky

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Smirking_Serpent posted:

leave the gun, take the fatty jerky

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

Smirking_Serpent posted:

Boss, get down! The enemy diaper...

 




Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I’ll try the backwards stance when I get home.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lol. Keeping my GunCon in a ziploc bag inside the toilet tank


Smirking_Serpent posted:

leave the gun, take the fatty jerky

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lol. Keeping my GunCon in a ziploc bag inside the toilet tank

lmao




PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer. :)

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

Smirking_Serpent posted:

leave the gun, take the fatty jerky

lmao




PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer. :)

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

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Too lazy to quote the posts but I was howling in my car laughing like a freak before work. Thank you.

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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Larry Parrish posted:

Too lazy to quote the posts but I was howling in my car laughing like a freak before work. Thank you.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006


Lol




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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lol. Keeping my GunCon in a ziploc bag inside the toilet tank

lmao

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Wormskull posted:

I need help from someone who has an actual strat for good leg circulation when wielding a heavier portable system such as a Switch.

a colostomy bag means the world is your oyster/toilet

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Wormskull posted:

I need help from someone who has an actual strat for good leg circulation when wielding a heavier portable system such as a Switch.

Do squats

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Plutonis posted:

Do squats

I could crush your tiny head in my thighs, young bitch.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

This worked somewhat but I died to a shotgun man on map 6.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Wormskull posted:

I could crush your tiny head in my thighs, young bitch.

i'm imagining a Yu-gi-Oh style challenge where if someone can successfully assemble:

1. Worm's butthole guy
2. Worm's thighs guy
3. Worm's dick guy
4. Worm's balls guy
5. Worm's taint guy

Into an unbroken post chain, they can summon The Forbidden One and goldmine the thread immediately.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

TRABA
SHTH

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Smirking_Serpent posted:

i'm imagining a Yu-gi-Oh style challenge where if someone can successfully assemble:

1. Worm's butthole guy
2. Worm's thighs guy
3. Worm's dick guy
4. Worm's balls guy
5. Worm's taint guy

Into an unbroken post chain, they can summon The Forbidden One and goldmine the thread immediately.
I had a full holo Japanese exodia leg and arm and a English head and I learned how to let go by just dropping them in a hallway at school and hoping the 50 pound kid who said he thought he could get a pencil “by next week” found them.

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