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You have a whole economy of simps online, subscribing to onlyfans etc, getting all parasocial with sexy internet ladies, buying bathwater and sweat, and so on. Has anyone ever run into these guys irl? I've met people who proudly won't shut up about everything from pegging to loving their blood relatives, but I've never met an internet simp. Who are these guys? There's supposedly millions but no one's ever seen one?
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yo
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Dec 19, 2022 18:48
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Be glad you haven't seen any
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Dec 19, 2022 18:49
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right here, baby
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Dec 19, 2022 18:54
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Eat my shorts, man. I had some beans. Only $19.99
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Dec 19, 2022 18:56
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If you're in a room and can't find the simp, then you are the simp OP.
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Dec 19, 2022 18:56
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They too busy tuggin.
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Dec 19, 2022 18:58
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Sometimes I feel like such a Homer
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Dec 19, 2022 19:00
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They're on FOX, channel 35 here, Sunday at 8PM
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Dec 19, 2022 19:01
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dm me to be spoiled financially op
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Dec 19, 2022 19:01
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I am alpha as all hell when walking the streets! but get me behind a closed door and there is no depth to which i won't debase myself
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Dec 19, 2022 19:02
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they are in springfield OP
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Dec 19, 2022 19:05
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Dec 19, 2022 19:10
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Maybe the real simp was the parasocial relationships we made along the way?
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Dec 19, 2022 19:11
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I thought simp was just the term incels used to described someone that doesn't hate women
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Maybe the real simp was the parasocial relationships we made along the way?
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Dec 19, 2022 19:21
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Simper Fi
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Dec 19, 2022 19:22
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woman, cant even am i right?
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Dec 19, 2022 19:23
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i'm with the local 69 simps union
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Dec 19, 2022 19:31
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Congrats on not living in a red state, OP
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Dec 19, 2022 19:45
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I can only get off to Orville Redenbacher's feet covered in artificial movie butter but I still can't find anyone to fill that niche Currently giving 2k/mo to support a Six Flags guy lookalike who occasionally dips his toes in a papa johns garlic butter cup
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Dec 19, 2022 19:47
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I have a friend who's part of the game and it's crazy to see how much she can pull from people and the crazy that can come with it. She's also loving batshit herself.
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Dec 19, 2022 20:00
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Dec 19, 2022 20:09
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I thought simp was just the term incels used to described someone that doesn't hate women This is really what getting old is like. I hate both the terms 'simp' and 'incel'. The former because I don't know what it means and finding out would entail reading all sorts of personal opinions that are profoundly stupid. The latter because I did look it up and it did lead me down a rabbit hole I didn't want to go.
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Dec 19, 2022 20:13
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:If you're in a room and can't find the simp, then you are the simp OP.
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Dec 19, 2022 20:14
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I'm a pimp not a simp
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Dec 19, 2022 20:16
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They're hiding in plain sight amidst the small pstries
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Dec 19, 2022 20:27
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i'm a simp for good threads
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Dec 19, 2022 20:37
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big simpin'
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Dec 19, 2022 20:39
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Turn off your monitor op
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Dec 19, 2022 20:41
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They're trying to watch some drat porno!
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Dec 19, 2022 20:43
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The 4th Simpire
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Dec 19, 2022 20:44
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I know my family had to periodically leave the house to avoid being sexually assaulted by tap-in simps last holiday. At that point they’re too stupid to understand that problems may have more than one contributing factor so they just keep doing the same ritual until something seriously bad happens. Then they blame something else and start their ritual sacrifice again.
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Dec 19, 2022 20:51
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baby you are so beautiful please call m,e
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Dec 19, 2022 20:54
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I'm only an emotional simp. 90's hip-hop thoroughly ingrained the priority order concerning money and women.
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Dec 19, 2022 20:55
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i think they're still airing on fox in the evenings e: drat, beaten Toxic Mental posted:They're on FOX, channel 35 here, Sunday at 8PM Bad Purchase fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Dec 19, 2022 |
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Dec 19, 2022 20:56
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Use your finger. It's christmas time! Swipe -- Grandpa. Nope. Swipe -- Lisa n NOope. Swipe -- The disdain of it all!
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Dec 19, 2022 20:59
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i'm a simp for good threads what are you doing in a thread like this
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Dec 19, 2022 21:10
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I think now we have a much clearer definition on how we’re not going to use the rna pictures of them taken back in 2000/2001, and how we’re not going to hold the fact that pictures were taken against me. And we’re not going to tap in or play any role without discussing that with my living family. And how the holidays aren’t a special incest themed sex/dating opportunity because you’re too much of a pussy to do that poo poo irl, nor are they a vehicle for surprise unnecessary surgery or any project.
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Dec 19, 2022 21:13
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It is kinda sad to me that there is this growing number of women who go on dating apps and the like and recruit people for their onlyfans instead of actually meeting people and going on dates. Maybe they are happy and if so then good for them, I have no problem with women making a living from sex. I just know deep down I would be left looking for that emotional connection more than the money or whatever. I guess if you really think about it is kinda similar to going to strip clubs. Just from the internet instead of in person. Guys usually aren't ashamed of going to strip clubs though so I don't know I guess it is different somehow.
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