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goons may be filthy pathetic creatures but we aint no goddamn simps
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:The 4th Simpire I laughed
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Dec 19, 2022 21:27
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Turn off your monitor op
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Dec 19, 2022 21:33
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You never meet simps irl because they're too busy simping, OP.
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Dec 19, 2022 21:35
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If they ever went outside they wouldn't be simps anymore ,wouldn't they? Think, op, think
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Dec 19, 2022 21:44
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:The 4th Simpire
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Dec 19, 2022 21:44
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Simpin' ain't easy
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Dec 19, 2022 21:46
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SimpLife44: plz bb ill treat you nice bb not like those other guys *sends $15* CamGirl: Thanks SimpLife44!!!!! *continues playing farm ville or whatever*
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Dec 19, 2022 21:47
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Dixville posted:It is kinda sad to me that there is this growing number of women who go on dating apps and the like and recruit people for their onlyfans instead of actually meeting people and going on dates. Maybe they are happy and if so then good for them, I have no problem with women making a living from sex. I just know deep down I would be left looking for that emotional connection more than the money or whatever. It’s because when you go into a strip club you inherently know what the deal is. Unless you’re completely inept, deluded, and/or a psychopath, you know that it’s a transactional thing, and most crucially of all it’s also entertainment. You don’t walk out of a movie theater having watched a Star War and expect spaceships to be real. Online is different because you’re having intimate one on one discussions with someone in your own home. It’s an inherently more vulnerable situation. If it’s a paysite I guess at least the transactional exchange cue is there, though I still maintain that online parasocial relationships of any kind are still just an example of people shamelessly and largely unethically exploiting the loneliness of modern existence to make bank. However, TBQH going on dating apps and treating people looking for emotional connections as marks is basically going to an AA/NA meeting to sell drugs. It’s a bit sociopathic behavior and the apps shouldn’t allow it but I’m not in charge of any of these things so.. Alls I know is that I’m grateful to have married before relationships became another thing we turned into Uber.
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Dec 19, 2022 21:51
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There's a tricked out Acura parked on the street in my neighborhood with the license plate "SIMP4U". So I guess the simps live a couple blocks away from my house.
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Dec 19, 2022 22:01
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They've got The Simpsons on Disney Plus
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serious answer I worked with weird dude named Damo who very proudly proclaimed that he was a simp. And I was like "oh you mean you subscribe to like, girls on only fans and beat off while they talk you to completion and stuff?!" and he was like "well in actuality its a bit more comp-" and I kinda blacked out
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Tokelau All Star posted:There's a tricked out Acura parked on the street in my neighborhood with the license plate "SIMP4U". So I guess the simps live a couple blocks away from my house. Entirely more likely a camgirl lives a couple blocks away from your house and a simp bought that car for her.
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Dec 19, 2022 22:53
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I'm trying to be a simp over here but the girls keep trying to date me, what do i do
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Costco Meatballs posted:I'm trying to be a simp over here but the girls keep trying to date me, what do i do Shower less, spend more, don’t give up on your dreams
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Dec 19, 2022 23:06
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amai told me one time how to set up a used panties business via craigslist and a jpg and some copy and like you just buy the panties in bulk and run em through the washer and dryer once and the ROI is really good.
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Dec 19, 2022 23:16
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the thing that gets me about the whole onlyfans thing is that, i get being a lonely straight guy who just wants to see a naked woman, thinks about women too much in general, etc. that's all part of the bullshit, but it is like - these guys take that feeling, throw all self-respect and proportion out the window, and start throwing huge amounts of money, which they earn via the crushing routine of life, to get...what? naked pics and a dm? thsoe things are all free bud. it seems like you really need to not understand that profit seeking is inherently exploitative and needs to be kept in check, to feel like that transaction is getting you anything. if there weren't all kinds of parasocial relationships and porn everywhere online, i'd get paying a few bucks for the price of entry. yeah it would mean your life needed fixing but i would understand. but there are, it's easy to hit the centers in the brain for that stuff. and the whales are throwing thousands. so what the gently caress. i suppose i think in the end it's just business exploiting mental illness because that's the only explanation i've got for it. a totally broken or non-existent sense of cost vs reward. it's that thing of putting a price tag on something makes it feel more valuable when it actually isn't, applied to social deprivation. if that's not hosed up i dunno what is. roomtone fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Dec 19, 2022 |
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kntfkr posted:amai told me one time how to set up a used panties business via craigslist and a jpg and some copy and like you just buy the panties in bulk and run em through the washer and dryer once and the ROI is really good.
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Dec 19, 2022 23:28
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Dixville posted:Guys usually aren't ashamed of going to strip clubs though so I don't know I guess it is different somehow. When that last dollar is spent and you’re standing in the parking lot at the end of the night there’s shame all right.
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Dec 19, 2022 23:40
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Szyznyk posted:When that last dollar is spent and you’re standing in the parking lot at the end of the night there’s shame all right. you're doing it wrong
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olives black posted:you're doing it wrong You mean I wasn’t supposed to have a conversation with the stripper with the prayer hands tattoo about how she got it to honor her three year old daughter who passed away?
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Dec 20, 2022 00:19
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Maybe spending $$$ and being humiliated is a key part of their orientation
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I am the simps
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Szyznyk posted:You mean I wasn’t supposed to have a conversation with the stripper with the prayer hands tattoo about how she got it to honor her three year old daughter who passed away? yeah sometimes you get one who wants to vent but more often than not you get one who understands that the deal is 1. you give her money + a nice tip 2. she grinds on you for the length of a few nickleback or rob zombie songs 3. you leave
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Dec 20, 2022 00:26
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If you think about it being a landlord is just findom
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Costco Meatballs posted:I'm trying to be a simp over here but the girls keep trying to date me, what do i do It's important to establish boundaries so this sort of thing doesnt happen
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Dec 20, 2022 01:40
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roomtone posted:the thing that gets me about the whole onlyfans thing is that, i get being a lonely straight guy who just wants to see a naked woman, thinks about women too much in general, etc. that's all part of the bullshit, but it is like - these guys take that feeling, throw all self-respect and proportion out the window, and start throwing huge amounts of money, which they earn via the crushing routine of life, to get...what? naked pics and a dm? thsoe things are all free bud. It absolutely is the bolded part. These people do not police their own and ideally addressing it would be part of a sex work law reform/redesign turning it into a licensed, taxed, legal profession where not only are the employees protected, but there are also rules against exploiting clients who are quite clearly mentally loving ill under the guise of sEcUre ThE bAg QuEeN! (This law would be fought tooth and nail by providers because if the mentally ill were off limits, business would be in the toilet. Most (not all) don’t pay for artificial emotional intimacy because they’re *well.*)
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Dec 20, 2022 02:12
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Dixville posted:It is kinda sad to me that there is this growing number of women who go on dating apps and the like and recruit people for their onlyfans instead of actually meeting people and going on dates. bloodysabbath posted:though I still maintain that online parasocial relationships of any kind are still just an example of people shamelessly and largely unethically exploiting the loneliness of modern existence to make bank. It's extremely hosed up how pervasive this is.
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Dec 20, 2022 02:19
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ask your dad op. he simps hard
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Dec 20, 2022 02:39
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Straight cis males think it's sociopathic not to gently caress em, lol ok
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Dec 20, 2022 03:11
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quote:treating people looking for emotional connections as marks is basically going to an AA/NA meeting to sell drugs Colonel Cancer posted:Straight cis males think it's sociopathic not to gently caress em, lol ok Why deliberately go out of your way to misinterpret this? What zany gotcha are you trying to make here?
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Dec 20, 2022 03:13
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What you have to remember is that when you come out of simp mode and your thinkbrain begins to think thoughts again, that it’s not when YOU intellectually realize you need to be sorry that your victim needs to accept you again, but actually when the victim, if ever, wants to know you again.
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simpin everyday
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Dec 20, 2022 03:40
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Wait dating apps are full of weird parasocial ads now? I never felt old until this
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Dec 20, 2022 03:42
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slurm posted:Wait dating apps are full of weird parasocial ads now? I never felt old until this actually yes. It's almost entirely prostitutes advertising premium snapchat, 'influencers' advertising their instagram, or open camgirls advertising onlyfans. Why not? The disgusting part is that it works so it's just going to continue.
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Dec 20, 2022 03:49
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Smugworth posted:I'm a pimp not a simp
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Dec 20, 2022 03:50
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Methanar posted:actually yes. I spend a lot of time in Europe and you can just like go get a prostitute in a window, this system never seemed so enlightened until now
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Dec 20, 2022 03:50
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slurm posted:I spend a lot of time in Europe and you can just like go get a prostitute in a window, this system never seemed so enlightened until now Sometimes you might get a gamer girl twitch streamer and you should definitely sub to her so she notices you.
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Methanar posted:actually yes. Most non-sex workers pre-COVID were just using the apps as an ego booster anyway. Let the serious businesspeople have them imo.
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