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When I was a young man you could use the dating sites to find other talented amateurs to bang
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olives black posted:Most non-sex workers pre-COVID were just using the apps as an ego booster anyway. Let the serious businesspeople have them imo. It's true. 
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Dec 20, 2022 03:57
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I'm a Simp Up Artist always looking for ways to simp
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Dec 20, 2022 04:27
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Xzibit: Welcome back to Simp My Ride, so what do you think of your new car? Me: B-but, you haven't done anything... Xzibit: *nods kindly*
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Dec 20, 2022 04:39
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Methanar posted:It's true. a woman didn't write that
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Dec 20, 2022 04:46
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I'm a shrimp.
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Dec 20, 2022 04:51
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I'm not a simp, I'm a romantic.
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roomtone posted:a woman didn't write that cope. She really did write that to me. She actually seemed really sweet and polite when I talked to her. She wasn't doing it to be malicious. The mentality is extremely common, so common even someone as sweet as her had it. Women legitimately, honest to god just don't understand the harm it causes. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 20, 2022 04:56
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I am Forest Gump, who wants to gently caress?
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Dec 20, 2022 04:56
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Methanar posted:Women legitimately, honest to god just don't understand the harm it causes. What harm is that?
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Dec 20, 2022 05:01
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Simp life
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Dec 20, 2022 05:06
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Methanar posted:cope. She really did write that to me. She actually seemed really sweet and polite when I talked to her. She wasn't doing it to be malicious. The mentality is extremely common, so common even someone as sweet as her had it. Women legitimately, honest to god just don't understand the harm it causes. what
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Dec 20, 2022 05:14
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Methanar is best when ignored
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Methanar posted:cope. She really did write that to me. She actually seemed really sweet and polite when I talked to her. She wasn't doing it to be malicious. The mentality is extremely common, so common even someone as sweet as her had it. Women legitimately, honest to god just don't understand the harm it causes. fair enough, but in that case it's notable that you saved that image and cropped the rest of it. but that's fine i'm not really sure i care about the vague point we disagree on here.
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Lmao gently caress yeah the threads gettin weird. Anyways you need to stop bitching about dating apps not being real and recognize the trend is creating a whole new class of unskilled, overcapitalized young women who are pulling $$$ from simps and have no idea what to do with it. Ironically enough im holding a "property investment for women under 25 seminar" at the Marriott this weekend. $5000 is a small price to pay for a weekend to secure your future and give you the skills to invest all that hard earned OF paper.
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Dec 20, 2022 05:33
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I hate women who are really Sweet and Polite  
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Smugworth posted:I hate women who are really Sweet and Polite i like women who punch me in the balls
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Dec 20, 2022 06:01
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roomtone posted:the thing that gets me about the whole onlyfans thing is that, i get being a lonely straight guy who just wants to see a naked woman, thinks about women too much in general, etc. that's all part of the bullshit, but it is like - these guys take that feeling, throw all self-respect and proportion out the window, and start throwing huge amounts of money, which they earn via the crushing routine of life, to get...what? naked pics and a dm? thsoe things are all free bud. What's for sale isn't just sex but also the feeling of being a provider. These are rich guys who would be buying their kids a new car every year if they had that option available.
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roomtone posted:fair enough, but in that case it's notable that you saved that image and cropped the rest of it. but that's fine i'm not really sure i care about the vague point we disagree on here. We completely agree on every point. roomtone posted:it's that thing of putting a price tag on something makes it feel more valuable when it actually isn't, applied to social deprivation. if that's not hosed up i dunno what is.
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In light of just how poo poo most people have proven themselves to be in the COVID era, I really don't have a problem with people making a buck off of parasocial relationships. A better alternative is virtually non-existent without a transition to socialism.
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Private Cumshoe posted:Methanar is best when ignored But then the OP wouldn't have their question answered.
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olives black posted:In light of just how poo poo most people have proven themselves to be in the COVID era, I really don't have a problem with people making a buck off of parasocial relationships. A better alternative is virtually non-existent without a transition to socialism. "The only way ill ever make friends is through a massive epoch shift causing unknowable global upheaval" - a goon
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Poohs Packin posted:"The only way ill ever make friends is through a massive epoch shift causing unknowable global upheaval" - a goon and I'm sure you're just a lovely person to be around 
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Dec 20, 2022 07:05
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jesus, buy some pics on onlyfans and chill out
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Dec 20, 2022 07:11
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But there is like infinite free porn
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They're in Springfield where they've always been e: whoops
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Dec 20, 2022 07:17
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Poohs Packin posted:But there is like infinite free porn You know, I'd respond to this but your rap sheet strongly suggests that it'd be a waste of my time.
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Dec 20, 2022 07:21
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Junk posted:i like women who punch me in the balls Pm me 
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Poohs Packin posted:Lmao gently caress yeah the threads gettin weird.
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Dec 20, 2022 07:29
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actually gently caress it, ramble on. who am i to say.
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Tiberius Christ posted:Xzibit: Welcome back to Simp My Ride, so what do you think of your new car? Getting autoerotic up in here.
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olives black posted:You know, I'd respond to this but your rap sheet strongly suggests that it'd be a waste of my time. Is it the inline winnie the pooh eating tiggers rear end that I posted? Guess what, got that poo poo without paying $30 to DM a 19 year old cat girl to tell her shes a true prole.
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Methanar is posting itt
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I sigh and draw my katana (to defend the simps).
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Are you trying to tell me a simp made these small pastries?
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numberoneposter posted:ive been wearing the panties to get em looking properly worn in and i tell yeah its a bit of a grind for the panty scam Pro-tip: Pour a little tuna oil onto the crotch area, then leave three days before a short machine wash.
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I'm a simp baby, I tried paying for some sex. Instead she bought a car and a new Rolex
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Poohs Packin posted:The only way ill ever make friends is through a massive epoch shift causing unknowable global upheaval
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Poohs Packin posted:"The only way ill ever make friends is through a massive epoch shift causing unknowable global upheaval" - a goon lol, but also yeah
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Been trying to quit simping but it's all I know. I look in the mirror in the morning and say "I'm not going to simp today!" and by lunchtime i'm simping again
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