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SA meeting are the worst. Whining about how we need to stop simping and how we've all lost friends to simping but at the end of the day it's just a bunch of guys sitting in a circle talking about how much we love simping
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Methanar posted:It's true. I've never had a tinder profile and I never will; dont join a meat market and complain about being meat.
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Dec 20, 2022 14:21
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Is the term simp interchangeable from cuck, white knight and beta? Just seems like it's the current Gen Z version of those same terms that have been around forever.
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Dec 20, 2022 14:39
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hmmm, could i be an unappealing goon of a man and a terrible poster?? no. no it must be the women who are doing something wrong.
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Lord I am a simpin’ man
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:hmmm, could i be an unappealing goon of a man and a terrible poster?? Well I think it’s obvious what needs to happen here, we need to team up with george Lucas, the Chinese government, the Freemasons, the kkk, and cull the herd! 
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Dec 20, 2022 14:52
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Filtering out the prostitutes and serial killers is just a part of online dating. You people need to toughen up and stop bringing up Marx all the time.
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Dec 20, 2022 15:36
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wesleywillis posted:Yeah. I hear you're like a dope fiend higher than the Goodyear blimp But do you have iodine poisoning?
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Dec 20, 2022 16:23
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I don't even go to strip clubs cuz I can get a girl to take her clothes off for me for free, so I definitely ain't visiting some loving only fans That said porno is also free online so maybe these simps just need a lesson in fiscal responsibility?
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:I don't even go to strip clubs cuz I can get a girl to take her clothes off for me for free, so I definitely ain't visiting some loving only fans vids or it didn't happen
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:I don't even go to strip clubs cuz I can get a girl to take her clothes off for me for free, so I definitely ain't visiting some loving only fans Did you jerk your gherkin to a stripper and get beaten up by the bouncer?
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Dec 20, 2022 19:56
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I have hung out on the seamy side of both Japans scene and the UK's, the simps have always existed, its just gotten easier & safer to releive them of their burdens. Both balls and wallet based.
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staberind posted:I have hung out on the seamy side of both Japans scene and the UK's, the simps have always existed, its just gotten easier & safer to releive them of their burdens. Of the two countries which one produces the more fearsome simp?
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Dec 20, 2022 20:18
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Is there a way to invest in the simp economy? Onlyfans is not publicly traded
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I subscribe to Onlyfans but I don't talk to the girls because it's too scary.
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GABA ghoul posted:Is there a way to invest in the simp economy? Onlyfans is not publicly traded if you're not picky about the brand of simp just invest in the venture capital firm investing in the makers of software some people use when attracting simps https://www.marketscreener.com/quot...-Inc--38220001/
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Icochet posted:Of the two countries which one produces the more fearsome simp? ofcourse Jp. UK is more common or garden.
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BigBadSteve posted:Did you jerk your gherkin to a stripper and get beaten up by the bouncer? No but I did go to a strip club once while tripping on shrooms - roommates were going and I didn't want to but then my gf at the time convinced me to go. She even bought me a lapdance (turned out she was bi). But the lapdance was weird and tripped out
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Weasling Weasel posted:Is the term simp interchangeable from cuck, white knight and beta? Just seems like it's the current Gen Z version of those same terms that have been around forever. No, white knights simp for free, they are men of honor.
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Simp-ly irresistible
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Weasling Weasel posted:Is the term simp interchangeable from cuck, white knight and beta? Just seems like it's the current Gen Z version of those same terms that have been around forever. Paying for attention from some cam girl doesn’t seem to be in the ballpark of siting in an easy chair smoking a cigarette while a well-endowed black man bangs your wife.
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They should just hire a prostitute, you can't gently caress a jpeg no matter how much you tip.
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You wouldn’t download a prostitute
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Szyznyk posted:Paying for attention from some cam girl doesn’t seem to be in the ballpark of siting in an easy chair smoking a cigarette while a well-endowed black man bangs your wife. Let's assume the camgirl has a monogamous boyfriend is he the cuck or are the simps all also cucks?
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:But do you have iodine poisoning? I do like shrimp but I don't think I've eaten enough to have that happen. Mamma told me, when I was young. Set beside me, my only son. And listen closely to what I say And if you do this it'll help you Some sunny day" Oh, yeah Oh, take your time, don't live too fast Troubles will come and they will pass You'll find a woman, yeah, and you'll find love And don't forget son there is simping, up above And be a simping kind of man Oh, be something you love and understand Baby, be a simping kind of man Oh, won't you do this for me son, if you can?
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numberoneposter posted:They just hire a prostitute, you can't gently caress a jpeg no matter how much you tip. Just tip the piece of paper op
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Weasling Weasel posted:Is the term simp interchangeable from cuck, white knight and beta? Just seems like it's the current Gen Z version of those same terms that have been around forever. Well a cuck could have a woman but she has sex with other men and he likes it. So the simp is worse because he can't even get cucked
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Simps are modern day warrior poets, chaiste and pure - laying the spoils of their labour down for the maidens they may desire but daren't defile.
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do you think Lancelot jacked off to paintings of his faire lady?
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A lot of people ask me, 'Kntfkr, you're a giant superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?' And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it's actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument.
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kntfkr posted:You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument. doesnt this describe normal sex
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normal sex doesn't do it for me
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I wouldn't have thought that you'd have to pay a goose. Or do you pay the farmer?
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Who even has the energy to simp these days?  kntfkr posted:normal sex doesn't do it for me Av/post combo e:f,b
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kntfkr posted:A lot of people ask me, 'Kntfkr, you're a giant superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?' And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it's actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument. If I didn't already know you were a happily married man with a young child I might have believed this. Makes me wonder how many sex freaks who share too much info on these forums are actually what they say they are. Eh... One is too many.
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Weasling Weasel posted:Is the term simp interchangeable from cuck, white knight and beta? Just seems like it's the current Gen Z version of those same terms that have been around forever. Technically they are all vastly different things, describing different levels of patheticness. The common Simp pays for a woman that doesn't even know he exists (or hates him), Cucks originally were people that liked to watch their partner get hosed by others but now seems more in line with people bullied into one-sided open relationships? White Knights are like Simps, but instead of giving money, they defend women like a zealot. Far from a kind guy defending a regular woman, they're weird about it like they would defend Hitler if he was a cute girl. Beta started as meaning a loser that let himself get pushed around and never took risks, but it's part of the "Alpha Male" vocab, so it probably changes meaning every drat week, those guys are never consistent. The world of internet insults is an exciting and fun world filled with laughs But you're right, in that recently people are weirdly diluting the words into each other? Like I see people call a married person with children Incels, and the like. And Betas are now just guys that the poster doesn't like. They just say whatever
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wesleywillis posted:I'm a simp baby, I tried paying for some sex. This really seems like it could be Wesley Willis's take on the situation. Rip to a real one
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:You wouldn’t download a prostitute Hey pal, I’ve seen Weird Science, I ain’t no spring chicken. 
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Dixville posted:This really seems like it could be Wesley Willis's take on the situation. Rip to a real one Wesley Willis was dope as hell. But thats definitely not from a song by Lil Flip and David Banner.
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kntfkr posted:normal sex doesn't do it for me 
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