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Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

kntfkr posted:

normal sex doesn't do it for me

Up until today my brain processed your name as knife fighter and I just realized it was mixing the letters on purpose for my sanity

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Elentor posted:

Up until today my brain processed your name as knife fighter and I just realized it was mixing the letters on purpose for my sanity

No it means "see you next tuesday f-worder"

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i got my username from my vanity license plate and i'll tell you what i told the DMV.

it's short for Knot Faker

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Great, not just a loving Australian but a furry too

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




it’s a bad time to get into simping, pretty soon AI is gonna take all those jobs

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
simpbot

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Bad Purchase posted:

it’s a bad time to get into simping, pretty soon AI is gonna take all those jobs

I'm scared about AI 2

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

Pontificating rear end posted:

goons may be filthy pathetic creatures

but we aint no goddamn simps

when SA was kicking I would simp after Gabe N whenever he posted.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

kntfkr posted:

i got my username from my vanity license plate and i'll tell you what i told the DMV.

it's short for Knot Faker

Ugh it’s like, you think it’s a knot, but then it’s just loose rope. :jerkbag:

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Weasling Weasel posted:

Is the term simp interchangeable from cuck, white knight and beta? Just seems like it's the current Gen Z version of those same terms that have been around forever.

Simps exist in the grey area between a white knight (volunteer, non-paying) and a paypig (paying customer).

A cuck is a different sort of thing entirely.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

in the republican party, op

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

simpin’ ain’t easy

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Cucking is better than simping because it happens irl. It implies you have a partner and that you're sexually gratified by watching them gently caress others. If there's two way consent and it's not forced like the fake berth el pup thing then it's win win. Simping as I understand it is pretty much the same thing as being a pay pig in a fin dom set up which is like, power to women and sex workers or whatever and i guess it gets guys off but it's too loving wrapped up in capital & too dystopian for me to ever like fully condone. Can also legit hurt families. Like if a guy has a wife and kids but he's sending college tuition to a gamer girl and the wife doesn't know. It's hosed up. There's an addictive element there, similar to gambling but within the framework of sex addiction, which is a real thing. The DSM can suck my loving dick.

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN
you're describing consensual cycling, nonconsensual cycling still sucks therefore cuck is still an insult.

"kntfkr was manipulated into being in one-sided open relation, what a cuck"

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Wishing a happy Simpmas to all simps reading this. :)

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

kntfkr posted:

Cucking is better than simping because it happens irl. It implies you have a partner and that you're sexually gratified by watching them gently caress others. If there's two way consent and it's not forced like the fake berth el pup thing then it's win win. Simping as I understand it is pretty much the same thing as being a pay pig in a fin dom set up which is like, power to women and sex workers or whatever and i guess it gets guys off but it's too loving wrapped up in capital & too dystopian for me to ever like fully condone. Can also legit hurt families. Like if a guy has a wife and kids but he's sending college tuition to a gamer girl and the wife doesn't know. It's hosed up. There's an addictive element there, similar to gambling but within the framework of sex addiction, which is a real thing. The DSM can suck my loving dick.

kntfkr I love your posts but wtf is this

simping is important for me to pay me bills.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Elentor posted:

kntfkr I love your posts but wtf is this

simping is important for me to pay me bills.

Man, I get that and I support you. I'm saying on the client side there's less ROI than other sex work/fetish stuff and that it can get morally icky for simps with families and I'm basing those moral judgements off of some egregious niteflirt profiles I'd read while in active addiction.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Elentor posted:

simping is important for me to pay me bills.

So, what are your rates? Asking for a friend.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Anyone wanna send me money

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

kntfkr posted:

sex addiction, which is a real thing

simping for the sex addiction industry smdh

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
I simp for the AT&T lady

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Venmo me

Slam Pajamas
May 21, 2007
ALL TEXT TITLE ALL-STARS
Those daffy laffy simps,
Send in those soulful and doleful,
Shmaltz-by-the-bowlful simps.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Anyone wanna send me money

How much?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

sigher posted:

How much?

Prob like 10 bucks minimum. I can't go too low

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BigBadSteve posted:

So, what are your rates? Asking for a friend.

They're whatever you can afford [information removed by admin]

kntfkr posted:

Man, I get that and I support you. I'm saying on the client side there's less ROI than other sex work/fetish stuff and that it can get morally icky for simps with families and I'm basing those moral judgements off of some egregious niteflirt profiles I'd read while in active addiction.

I actually agree with you, probably more than you imagine. I never got into the whole onlyfans thing and what not because I just feel like there's a fake, even for parasocial standards, "relationship" being formed. When I escorted I felt like I was giving my clients something concrete, not just physical but real, if that makes sense. There's an enormous disconnect between you and a person not just online, but with whom you can barely even interact.

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Prob like 10 bucks minimum. I can't go too low

I can't send you any because I'm simping my money too hard.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Send me some posts please 😎🙌

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

thin blue whine posted:

I can't send you any because I'm simping my money too hard.

I am waiting for my biweekly tribute (paycheck) from my simp (employer)

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

The 4th Simpire

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I didn't think the GBS simp thread would end up with a someone literally promoting their escort services but I also didn't know what to expect.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

satanic splash-back posted:

I didn't think the GBS simp thread would end up with a someone literally promoting their escort services but I also didn't know what to expect.

Shaddap and pay, simp.

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



"not in it for that fake poo poo like on only fans, I love that true natty high grade customer attachment and interaction" - some goon shilling on the forums in 2022.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I'm interested in getting involved with a low-cost simp arrangement. something like 30 cents a day maybe. as if they were a hungry liberian orphan

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!

STABASS posted:

I'm interested in getting involved with a low-cost simp arrangement. something like 30 cents a day maybe. as if they were a hungry liberian orphan

(In the voice of Edward Norton in Fight Club) We used to microtransact for horse armor. Now it was foot pics.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

the "simps" tbh are jackin it

its an expensive way to do it but who am i to throw glass onions

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

DJ Paul, he lookin' for the simps
Me, Lord Infamous I'm lookin' for the simps
The fuckin' Juice manne, he lookin' for the simps
Gangsta Boo, she lookin' for the simps
DJ Jus Borne he lookin' for thr simps
Triple 6 Mafia we lookin' for the simps


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRsGMlzWNik

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