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also what's some dope poo poo I could put in my resume cover letter pls. srs posts only
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Buttchocks posted:I think this is going to be a real growth industry in the next few years. lol'd. might say it though
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I'm considering a number of different weed puns for that latter part of the interview after I've already won em over w/ all my ten dollar words and impressive sentences from this thread
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Dec 20, 2022 04:40
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Just throw em the thumbs and give em a solid Eyyyyyyyyyyy and maybe a wink Works every time
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Hit the jukebox juuuuuuust right.
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Escape From Noise posted:Hit the jukebox juuuuuuust right. there's no jukebox IT IS A PLACE FOR MEDICINE NOT GETTING hosed UP read the sign
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Areola Grande posted:there's no jukebox IT IS A PLACE FOR MEDICINE NOT GETTING hosed UP p sure that's what I'd be saying aloud 30% of each workday
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Well it's a lot like purple monkey cheese dumptruck, if you've had that, but more mellow than say outdoor grown chewbacca star trek voyager kush. It's a pretty stable indica dominant hybrid. |
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Dec 20, 2022 07:28
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Finger Prince posted:Well it's a lot like purple monkey cheese dumptruck, if you've had that, but more mellow than say outdoor grown chewbacca star trek voyager kush. It's a pretty stable indica dominant hybrid. this is what I'm looking for 
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Dec 20, 2022 07:35
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Make every drink from the Chumbawamba hit Tubthumping while singing along to introduce each of them.
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Dec 20, 2022 08:48
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"is that a weed? i'm calling the police"
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tell them you've never smoked weed and then a few minutes later tell them you've always smoked weed |
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Dec 20, 2022 14:53
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it will confuse them and give you the upper hand in negotiations |
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Dec 20, 2022 14:54
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as you're talking to them go "WOOOAHH" and pretend the edibles just kicked in
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Dec 20, 2022 15:02
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whenever anyone mentions medical use for marijuana, say "Oh yeah! It's MEDICINAL *WINK*"
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You can't use the word "terpenes" enough
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Dec 20, 2022 16:30
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I misread this as bartender. gently caress.
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I gave some of this sweet weed to the Guy on the Couch and both he AND Killer floated out the window, B! My uncle drove a van made out of weed from Mexico one time; he and his friend went to Amsterdam and pretended to be Dolly Parton and Burt Reynolds. I was staying at my Grandma's house and we threw this wicked party, some dickhead try to steal this game I developed but Grandma beat him, proving it was MY game, and I won the case. Mr. Cheesle's tea sucks... I knew some guys who had a ghost tell them all the answers on the SAT when they smoked weed grown in his ashes so they got into Harvard. Now THAT was a party! You ever been to White Castle? Remind me later and I'll tell you about my friend and I's adventure; there was a cheetah! There was this one time on a Friday... |
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Dec 20, 2022 16:51
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"i'm a people person, a born salesman. i will move quarters, ounces and pounds. if you have an employee discount you will have an employee for life. also, please check the attached pdf for some of my best trashed crew posts."
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Real post: Don't say bong because we can't say bong in Misery. You can't say anything about how much weed you smoke bc they for real have to play the game. Don't say you smoke recreationally at all. You can't bring weed to work so if you do don't tell them. Also don't come in high. Goonspeed my friend!!!
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Also the indica/sativa thing is bullshit and the only terpene out there that has any cannabinoid like effect is beta-caryophyllene.
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Holland Oates posted:Also the indica/sativa thing is bullshit and the only terpene out there that has any cannabinoid like effect is beta-caryophyllene. i thought terps were only about taste anyway, but i'm not a weed knower
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Escape From Noise posted:I misread this as bartender. gently caress. same but butttender
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Dec 20, 2022 18:01
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just keep talking about shelf stability no matter what they ask you
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Holland Oates posted:Also the indica/sativa thing is bullshit and the only terpene out there that has any cannabinoid like effect is beta-caryophyllene. Are you telling me that decades of pre-internet stoner tribal knowledge is wrong? All those mad Dutch horticulturists and coffeeshops have just been playing at marketing and salesmanship all these years? High Times is built on a foundation of lies! 
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I don't even like the stuff.
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Insist on working naked so they know you aren’t stealing from work. (Steal from work anyways.) |
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Welcome to The Goodburger, home of The Goodburger, can I take your order?
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Holland Oates posted:Real post: they're gonna recognize me I'm in there buying weed like all the time
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what a good grandson you are, picking up her medicine for her
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Dr. Honked posted:i thought terps were only about taste anyway, but i'm not a weed knower Terpenes, terpenoids and flavonoids get complex, but, basically it's flavors and scents and they act as "canary compounds" for cannabinoids for the most part. Beta-caryophyllene actually acts as a mild endocannabinoid reactive and that's neat. Really most don't do anything as far as we know, but, lol. Research expensive and hardly still very illegal.
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Interview is day after tomorrow. Drop some knowledge on me byob I want 2 impress and the clock is ticking 
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"Do y'all think about weed and then post in a thread about it sometimes???" "I know every kind of weed. The brown kind; the kind that is kinda green but it's dusty and you gotta knock all the dust off first. The kind my dad keeps in an old coffee can in the garage. I'm basically a weed expert."
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Holland Oates posted:"Do y'all think about weed and then post in a thread about it sometimes???" seems like this would be the time to mention ruderalis in passing like it's nbd |
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Areola Grande posted:seems like this would be the time to mention ruderalis in passing like it's nbd Lmao I would not recommend that unless you're prepared for a weed nerd to expound on autoflowering crosses.
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I'm here to deconstruct the bud, in a sense, by striking to the quick of what we talk about when we talk about marijuana. After all, to detourn words of Ludwig Wittgenstein, wovon man nicht rauchen kann, darüber muß man schweigen, no?
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imo this is the sentence you should say it is not my opinion
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when i was a child, i always wanted to become weed when i grew up. that's why i don't smoke weed. that would be cannibalism
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Dr. Honked posted:when i was a child, i always wanted to become weed when i grew up. that's why i don't smoke weed. that would be cannibalism
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