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AARD VARKMAN posted:

So raw meat and bulgur and spices and stuff. I'd eat it, though I don't know how quickly you can cook raw ground meat with "spices and kneading".

My Armenian great-grandmother used to make something very similar when I was a kid that I can�t remember the name of and yeah it�s basically the heat from your hand and some form of acid that �cooks� the meat, although it�s more similar to the way citrus �cooks� the raw seafood in ceviche.

Anyway it�s really tasty but I wouldn�t do it with grocery store ground meat.

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 17:46

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

AARD VARKMAN posted:

here's one that has got to be delicious

https://i.imgur.com/QajZJqv.mp4

That looks amazing

# ¿ Dec 23, 2022 01:51

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AARD VARKMAN posted:

His gimmick is he comes up behind his customers and throws a lemon at them and seasons their table and then force feeds them

https://i.imgur.com/xuI4Iti.mp4

Lol I just noticed she�s eating one of these

AARD VARKMAN posted:

https://i.imgur.com/qP4TIcB.mp4

# ¿ Dec 23, 2022 17:28

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yippeekiyaymf posted:

I�m Armenian and my grandmother would make this for my grandfather and it creeped me out because of the raw meat factor.

My family is Turkish Armenian and it was called che kufta.

Now, lahmajoun and boreg, sign me up.

Yeah I asked my mother and she said it was che kufta, I had just forgotten the name since it has been so long. Lahmajoun and boreg own, and I could eat choreg all day. Miss me with the dolma though, I can�t stand the texture of the grape leaves.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2022 22:51

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AARD VARKMAN posted:

https://i.imgur.com/u58xqIW.mp4

I have questions

# ¿ Dec 28, 2022 05:07

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AARD VARKMAN posted:

lol that apparently means "underwear buddies" in Hindi

I have more questions

# ¿ Dec 28, 2022 05:07

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AARD VARKMAN posted:

What is the original purpose of the white machine

https://i.imgur.com/dPTfw4z.mp4

Lol that�s a washing machine

# ¿ Dec 29, 2022 18:30

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AARD VARKMAN posted:

Here's one that's not too visually striking, but I've actually had it before: Thai stewed pork leg

https://i.imgur.com/35xW8BT.mp4

I would legitimately put this dish in my top 10 of all time. So simple, stewed pork leg over rice with fixins. The "stew" is a Chinese inspired one with star anise and five spice and cinnamon, used to cook a meaty pork haunch on the bone. The best part is they throw medium-hard boiled eggs in there to soak all day. The pork is one thing but the loving eggs in that sauce are unbelievable

I could eat that every drat day

# ¿ Dec 30, 2022 16:33

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ekuNNN posted:

factory kitchen making hot pot base
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qv2g5aqyQs1ymfywn.mp4

That was legitimately fascinating to watch

# ¿ Jan 6, 2023 01:48

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SlothfulCobra posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqs9D0L4P90

I�m the li�l crab right at the beginning :3:

# ¿ Jan 8, 2023 20:46

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Futanari Damacy posted:

This might be good if there was at least one solid ingredient

Love a gallon of hot mayo on my sloppy condiment sando

# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 15:44

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JackBandit posted:

That was a bad one to watch with my wife, we both almost vomited

It wouldn�t be Brazil without 14 different sauces, at least two of which are mayonnaise

# ¿ Jan 13, 2023 21:59

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

What�s it being dunked in?

# ¿ Jan 29, 2023 18:44

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AARD VARKMAN posted:

I've seen some cool videos of dudes loading up huge spits with marinated raw meat but can't find any now that I look.

Take ...this one... Instead
https://i.imgur.com/cgmTjoC.mp4

Looks like poo poo op

# ¿ Jan 30, 2023 02:06

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Average Lettuce posted:

Why do they have to add so many sauces????

New thread title

# ¿ Jan 30, 2023 17:49

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Smugworth posted:

Corn ripper is in the same display case as this at the gas station

Cool knife, corn ripper, and kratom all in one stop. Can�t go wrong at your local fill station.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2023 16:49

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ekuNNN posted:

https://i.imgur.com/vteLWlu.mp4

Great googly moogly :eyepop:

# ¿ Feb 9, 2023 22:54

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ekuNNN posted:

egg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzVNJloNgqk

Looks good but my man slow as hell crackin them eggs

# ¿ Feb 10, 2023 05:06

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LifeSunDeath posted:

https://i.imgur.com/RNdb6Nc.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/LOUnYKD.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/rpMFYUQ.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/zBiZKjW.mp4

I�m not really a corn dog guy but everything else looks amazing. I like that nothing got drowned in mayonnaise, was a nice twist ending.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2023 19:55

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Looks more like a meat pyramid

# ¿ Feb 16, 2023 23:43

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Edward IV posted:

# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 03:17

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AARD VARKMAN posted:

https://i.imgur.com/gBhO9wI.mp4

Catching a knife like that seems like a bad idea

# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 22:34

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LifeSunDeath posted:

Foreign Street Food: way too much wet white goo tho.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2023 18:10

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ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rfmj5hWjHK1s1ddrj.mp4

I�d certainly try my best

# ¿ Mar 31, 2023 21:08

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Gath posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzWa5I0Mzc4

Nice Australian.... oh wait thats not a blooming onion.

I�m the tiny dab of ketchup

# ¿ Apr 4, 2023 00:44

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Actually fry sauce is the preferred condiment

# ¿ Apr 4, 2023 01:35

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Smugworth posted:

I'm just gonna come right out and say it

Fry sauce blows

Fry sauce only needs to not be ranch and at that it succeeds

# ¿ Apr 4, 2023 05:01

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AARD VARKMAN posted:

https://i.imgur.com/kZZM2ff.mp4

🤤

# ¿ Apr 9, 2023 00:07

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loving up fried chicken, shaking my drat head

# ¿ Apr 9, 2023 04:21

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Issaries posted:

Chopped with bones?
No thanks.

I�ll take your share

# ¿ Apr 13, 2023 01:47

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PainterofCrap posted:

Kibbe?

Exchange students from Lebanon & Syria taught my mother how to make kibbe in the early �60s, with ground lamb. They�d bring it; Mom would grind it.

Chi kofte, very similar to kibbe

# ¿ Apr 13, 2023 01:52