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JackBandit posted:That was a bad one to watch with my wife, we both almost vomited I think that’s sour cream not mayonnaise if that helps.
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Beastie posted:See, this is what I fear if I were to go somewhere and start having all this baller street food. My white rear end stomach would hate it and I'd end up getting sick and missing out. On two of those wow was the flight home rough. One of them I know it was the ‘Best Squab restaurant in Beijing’, the other is a mystery. Don’t sit near a toilet on a Beijing->US flight. Also, don’t buy stuff from open 50 yuan bins in the airport, as on that flight I bought an incredibly beautiful bracelet that I later realized was elephant ivory. Somebody dumped there and I could have been imprisoned for a very, very long time if customs noticed. No I don’t have it, don’t SWAT me.
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Look how loving pissed he looks, I’d write all kinds of dumb poo poo on the internet to stay on his good side.
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Birria chilaquiles, not pizza. Also looks like beef not goat, boo.
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Mar 31, 2023 23:55
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MrQwerty posted:that's not at all chilaquiles, also where do you live where there's goat on tap
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PainterofCrap posted:Plus: proper grape soda Lol out of grape and grapefruit yesterday: 
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I’ve had korean pancakes WITH green onion, but did not know whole green onion pancakes were a thing. Totally making those whole green onion pancakes tomorrow (or soon).
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Away all Goats posted:Wrapping fried noodles in an egg blanket is genius Oh, not my town, dang.
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Apr 20, 2023 14:32
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Dr. Fraiser Chain posted:Go to the deli counter and ask them to cut you a log to length you specify no problem. This will work in almost any deli counter/butcher shop in America. The hard part will be clearly communicating what you want to the guy with the knife. Alternatively, you can buy the giant log all in one go It’s a chub not a log. Like your mom’s dildo.
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Glottis posted:I'm reminded of the Mitch Hedberg (I think?) joke about getting Benihana take out. "Did he do all the poo poo?"
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May 16, 2023 03:38
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Glottis posted:I feel like raisins would have a much better reputation in the US if they were used in savory foods. That Uzbek food looks tasty as hell. Off the top of my head the only popular non-dessert American foods that fold them together are General Tzo’s (and other “Chinese” sugar chicken varieties), mall corn dogs, and catsup.
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May 26, 2023 17:03
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Jesus, a giant pot of like 330f caramel. It’s like oil that sticks to you. Food looks good though!
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May 28, 2023 01:49
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I hate those goddamn shells getting stuck in your teeth. Novelty is fun but after that eh. I wish I tried scorpions, but little chance I’ll have somebody lose pay for a mainland China trip again, so it’s probably not gonna happen. If you’re in areas where that’s popular (guangdon mostly, at least when I was traveling) IMO Drunken Shrimp is both another novelty and tastes a lot better.
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Aug 5, 2023 03:11
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At first I thought those grilled potatoes were grilled pickles, and I was into the idea.
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Oct 8, 2023 19:37
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Waste of Breath posted:They put mayonnaise in the chocolate cake too Eh that’s just a shortcut either eggs and oil already cooked and emulsified. But Portillo’s sucks since they were bought out by private equity. Dipped isn’t even the wettest, try Baptized.
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Dec 26, 2023 03:56
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Gutter oil salesmen hate this one trick!
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Al pastor on the trompo loving owns, but like kebab you need to do crazy volume to meet US health codes. There a good reason that processed ‘gyro meat’ is a thing, it’s precooked and you have a lot more flexibility. I’m not aware of any such thing for al pastor, they just cook it on the griddle instead.
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There are plenty of red Chinese sauces with chili and sometimes garlic, arguably Sriacha is based on a common one in guangdong.
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I’ve had Drunken Shrimp (live shrimp that was dying in yellow wine) and was pretty good. Apparently the wine also causes them to puke and poo poo out everything, so they don’t need to be cleaned.
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