Let's Play "stop posting in this topic, Mariah Carey isn't here anymore"

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SIGSEGV: Nov 4, 2010

nagirt�ta raqad!

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# ? Dec 25, 2022 01:21

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 04:27

hazardousmouse: Dec 17, 2010

Ok so 6 hrs wasn't enough, hit me with another

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# ? Dec 25, 2022 01:35

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

All I want for Christmas is 6 ooooouuuuuu

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# ? Dec 25, 2022 01:42

Sherbert Hoover: Dec 12, 2019; Working hard, thank you!

hit me, merry byobmas, byob

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# ? Dec 25, 2022 01:45

koshmar: Oct 22, 2009; i'm not here

this isn't happening

All I want for Christmas is a gif of Mariah Carey

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# ? Dec 25, 2022 01:50

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

Sherbert Hoover posted:

plz post that i was too drunk to see that this was a grey forum and merry lpmas to all, tia

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# ? Dec 25, 2022 01:59

GhostStalker: Mar 26, 2010; Guys, find a woman who looks at you the way GhostStalker looks at every bald, obese, single 58 year old accountant from Tulsa who managed to win $4,000 by not wagering on a Final Jeopardy triple stumper.

Might as well go dance with some angels this Christmas

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# ? Dec 25, 2022 03:32

MagusofStars: Mar 31, 2012

I've been waiting a decade for something worth sullying my pristine rap sheet over.

Pretty sure this is it.

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# ? Dec 25, 2022 04:53

Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

MagusofStars posted:

I've been waiting a decade for something worth sullying my pristine rap sheet over.

Pretty sure this is it.

Probe this virg8n for posting hornby on the holiday season :monocle:

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# ? Dec 25, 2022 05:09

Barking Gecko: Apr 10, 2016; Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Six me

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# ? Dec 25, 2022 05:19

The Pussy Boss: Nov 2, 2004

Merry Christmas ya goons

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# ? Dec 25, 2022 06:59

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

LAST CALL (+30) for your Mariah Carey Christmas Probations! Get 'em while they're hot because they're going going gone.

# ? Dec 25, 2022 07:35

sb hermit: Dec 13, 2016

nine-gear crow posted:

LAST CALL (+30) for your Mariah Carey Christmas Probations! Get 'em while they're hot because they're going going gone.

can I get second breakfast?

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# ? Dec 25, 2022 07:36

Edwardly: Jun 28, 2011

Oh no did I miss it on the second coming of carey

Or is it a careymas miracle

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# ? Dec 25, 2022 08:05

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

I'm gay

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# ? Dec 25, 2022 08:08

Flops: Mar 28, 2010; Look at all these lovely posts!

Hit me with your best shot!

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# ? Dec 25, 2022 08:19

big black turnout: Jan 13, 2009; Fallen Rib

Aww yeah haven't had a vanity sixer in forever

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# ? Dec 25, 2022 08:22

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

It�s tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime�

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# ? Dec 25, 2022 08:41

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

nine-gear crow posted:

Tis the holiday season, and I'm still an IK and I'm in a giving mood. And the gift I feel like giving is a free six hour probation and this gif of Mariah Carey jiggling her boobs from her hit holiday song "All I Want For Christmas Is You" in order to clog up the Lepers Colony until Jeffrey takes the buttons away from me.

So come celebrate the holiday season and indelibly stain your rapsheet with the commercially marketable spirit of Christmas from now until Midnight Pacific Time December 24th or I'm de-modded, whatever comes first.

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# ? Dec 25, 2022 08:54

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

Aaaaaad we're done. Merry Christmas, folks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAkMkVFwAoo

# ? Dec 25, 2022 09:01

edogawa rando: Mar 20, 2007

So if I post now, does that make me basically your Professor Moriarty?

# ? Dec 25, 2022 09:20

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

edogawa rando posted:

So if I post now, does that make me basically your Professor Moriarty?

No, you're just the weirdo still posting for some reason in the thread that no longer probates you with a gif of Mariah Carey.

# ? Dec 25, 2022 09:32

edogawa rando: Mar 20, 2007

nine-gear crow posted:

No, you're just the weirdo still posting for some reason in the thread that no longer probates you with a gif of Mariah Carey.

You can't prove that's not exactly what Moriarty would do.

# ? Dec 25, 2022 09:43

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

edogawa rando posted:

You can't prove that's not exactly what Moriarty would do.

What going over a waterfall with your sworn rival does to a mfer.

# ? Dec 25, 2022 10:02

edogawa rando: Mar 20, 2007

Yeah, I saw things, most of which was water.

# ? Dec 25, 2022 10:09

SIGSEGV: Nov 4, 2010

SIGSEGV posted:

nagirt�ta raqad!

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I will post to say that in my wild posting frenzy I hosed that one up, it should be "itti nagirt�ti ruqud!" or nagirat�tim but that's an academic question.

# ? Dec 25, 2022 11:33