Cuttlefush posted:

i was considering it until you brought up a very random and unrelated thing about mayonnaise. obviously that's kind of byob's thing but in most people it evokes a visceral feeling that you are not to be trusted. I'm 100% serious here. It is discomforting. The cat in the hammock and rotations are all good and it's hard to describe exactly what it is about that mayonnaise thing that makes my hair stand on end but that is most of the reason why yobbers will get chased out of town.

you know what i mean, right? like you know that mayonnaise thing is weird. you all know what you're doing with that random spork kinda stuff.