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Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? Apr 26, 2023 17:37

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 12:57

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Alright we can now head in one of TWO different directions

we can:

PURSUE LAWSUIT

or

START A GARDEN

# ? Apr 26, 2023 17:38

Ass-penny

pixaal posted:

when was our last quicksave?

lol yeah this litigation side quest got me like :stonklol:

# ? Apr 26, 2023 17:39

Dumb Sex-Parrot

> START A GARDEN sounds very byob :peanut:

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Apr 26, 2023 17:48

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

PURSUE LAWSUIT

i can't be byob again until justice is served

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# ? Apr 26, 2023 19:52

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Sherbert Hoover posted:

PURSUE LAWSUIT

i can't be byob again until justice is served

you know... is Legal Eagle an actual Eagle in this universe?

# ? Apr 26, 2023 20:26

Manifisto

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

> START A GARDEN sounds very byob

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 26, 2023 20:33

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

In the garden we could bury some century eggs

# ? Apr 26, 2023 20:36

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? Apr 27, 2023 16:56

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Oh cool we're besties now!

Hey... Uh... Can we get a lift to that garden plot greendude? Thanks

Thanks Justa Dandelion, Dumb Sex-Parrot, deep dish peat moss!

# ? Apr 27, 2023 17:14

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

oh no this is a trick isn't it. There's something wrong with this garden it's got like egg eaters or something.

# ? Apr 27, 2023 17:16

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

pixaal posted:

oh no this is a trick isn't it. There's something wrong with this garden it's got like egg eaters or something.

Its overgrown and we need to fix up the cabin and start planting and marry one of the locals and fix the community center

Thanks Justa Dandelion, Dumb Sex-Parrot, deep dish peat moss!

# ? Apr 27, 2023 17:18

Ass-penny

RepeatingMeme posted:

Its overgrown and we need to fix up the cabin and start planting and marry one of the locals and fix the community center

also Santa Claus is supposed to be dead but he's going to come back in a few years to judge us on how we plant our crops

# ? Apr 27, 2023 18:42

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? Apr 28, 2023 02:43

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

it is unfortunate that we are foreverially eggitized but we must perservere

let's go to the store and see if they have any seeds

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# ? Apr 28, 2023 03:07

Ass-penny

let's plant our egg bux and see if money really does grow on trees

# ? Apr 28, 2023 13:58

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Can we become a century egg?

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Apr 28, 2023 14:01

Stoner Sloth

> <montage taht shows us levelling up our BYOB power levels in order to toke on the bad guys!>

# ? Apr 28, 2023 14:08

Ass-penny

Stoner Sloth posted:

> <montage taht shows us levelling up our BYOB power levels in order to toke on the bad guys!>

<--the montage

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Apr 28, 2023 15:17

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Sherbert Hoover posted:

it is unfortunate that we are foreverially eggitized but we must perservere

let's go to the store and see if they have any seeds

# ? Apr 28, 2023 17:23

Ass-penny

the egg should talk to my weed guy about seeds :cawg:

# ? Apr 28, 2023 17:32

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Egg flower on the counter, gotta snatch it an hatch it!

Thanks Justa Dandelion, Dumb Sex-Parrot, deep dish peat moss!

# ? Apr 28, 2023 17:50

Stoner Sloth

> compliment plant monster :h:

# ? Apr 28, 2023 19:48

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

is that Audrey II?

# ? Apr 28, 2023 19:50

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? May 1, 2023 16:46

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

is the currency cows? Can we trade a cow for some magic beans?

# ? May 1, 2023 16:56

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

pixaal posted:

is the currency cows? Can we trade a cow for some magic beans?

Our currency is currently Egg Bux, which can be acquired in various ways. Once we get our focus back onto our birds and our treehouse we can get them to do odd jobs, perform Songs of Great Value, or even find some dough in hatched eggs which was mostly prevalent in the first few pages. Things have changed a lot since December.

# ? May 1, 2023 17:36

Justa Dandelion: [sobbing] Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks!

Dandylion of course

Hoooooo boy.
:bananacoin:

Thank you deeply friend Saoshyant and friend w4ddl3d33 and friend Revenous Scoot for these lovely little doodles!

# ? May 1, 2023 17:41

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

Feeling good about rose "shirley temple has a gun and will kill"

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# ? May 1, 2023 18:38

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

Ask if they're selling farming kits (hoes, watering cans, etc)

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# ? May 1, 2023 18:39

Dumb Sex-Parrot

all about that Jazzmine

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? May 1, 2023 19:32

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

SHOPPING CART:

-DANDYLION. . . . . . . . . 2.50
-ROSE 'SHITEMPLE. . . .7.00
-JAZZMINE . . . . . . . . . .7.00

TOTAL: 16.50

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SOMEONE BUY ANOTHER SEED SO I DONT HAVE TO DEAL WITH CHANGE also the garden plot came with free tools and stuff : )

# ? May 1, 2023 19:49

Ass-penny

brotato

# ? May 1, 2023 19:54

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

rear end-penny posted:

brotato

sup

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# ? May 1, 2023 20:28

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

We may need the "shirly temple has a gun and will kill" in case we lose another rap battle. Im not sure how much lower than fully cooked egg we can go, but it never hurts to have a contingency plan

Thanks Justa Dandelion, Dumb Sex-Parrot, deep dish peat moss!

# ? May 1, 2023 20:39

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? May 2, 2023 17:44

Snuff Melange: ______________

...some men,
you just can't reach.
______________

How are the eggs doing lately?

# ? May 2, 2023 19:41

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

hmm

# ? May 2, 2023 23:47

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

Let's check on the chicken lady on our way back to check on our eggs. Then we can plant the seeds we got. This is a good plan.

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# ? May 2, 2023 23:52

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 12:57

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Sherbert Hoover posted:

Let's check on the chicken lady on our way back to check on our eggs. Then we can plant the seeds we got. This is a good plan.

It is! I just hope nothing distracts us!

# ? May 3, 2023 23:27

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