The Little Egg Incubatorium

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Shifty Nipples

only smashmouth is obligated to eat the eggs

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# ¿ Dec 25, 2022 03:45

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 23:27

Shifty Nipples

Egg Bucks should probably go in the inventory or if we have a wallet for Egg Bucks, in case we need to buy supplies

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# ¿ Dec 27, 2022 19:55

Shifty Nipples

Climb outa the treehouse to search for someone with pet chickens, surely they will have many eggs

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# ¿ Dec 28, 2022 00:32

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Heather Papps posted:

i bet that old lady would love a mushroom

hell yes give the old lady mushrooms (unless that's gonna kill her :ohdear:

)

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# ¿ Dec 28, 2022 04:33

Shifty Nipples

I guess we better get that in the incubator, mushrooms can spoil pretty quickly

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# ¿ Dec 28, 2022 05:47

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Plant MONSTER. posted:

Ugh. so one of my poor birds had a severe egg emergency this morning. Ever hear about egg binding? 8 hours at the emergency vet. She's okay for now.

Picked a perfect time to start up an egg themed thing huh.

Aww jeeze poor bird that sucks (it's when a bird can't poop out an egg for those who don't know)

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# ¿ Dec 29, 2022 00:40

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Plant MONSTER. posted:

Bad vibes: she passed away over night, I loved her so much. Her mate is very confused at the moment

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# ¿ Dec 29, 2022 18:07

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RepeatingMeme posted:

How much that lady want fer that chicken?

ten clucks

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# ¿ Dec 30, 2022 18:34

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rear end-penny posted:

we better take that home and put it in the incubator.

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# ¿ Dec 31, 2022 07:11

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Heather Papps posted:

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# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 02:53

Shifty Nipples

is the common brown breasted brown bird chick still chillin out, doin bird things?

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# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 04:10

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Plant MONSTER. posted:

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# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 22:51

Shifty Nipples

woah

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# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 22:54

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your friend sk posted:

i need to see that peck�dex entry

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# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 23:18

Shifty Nipples

what's a juffo-wup

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# ¿ Jan 2, 2023 02:19

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Plant MONSTER. posted:

I think I'm ok with not understanding, I'm not sure I want to be sent on a strange trip by the Amanita Fungapterix.

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# ¿ Jan 2, 2023 02:47

Shifty Nipples

do the spores carry the toxins? should I get my respirator or are we ok to share the same air?

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# ¿ Jan 2, 2023 02:49

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Plant MONSTER. posted:

I personally would go to the sketchy place but I don't know if it's safe for birds

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# ¿ Jan 3, 2023 01:35

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Sherbert Hoover posted:

I don't want our birds and egg to think we're just trying to replace them, so we should get them something nice at the boutique

the boutique might be expensive but on the other hand we might find something cool on the way or whatever

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# ¿ Jan 3, 2023 04:03

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Plant MONSTER. posted:

that would have been my vote if there were no sketchy place

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# ¿ Jan 4, 2023 00:09

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rear end-penny posted:

how much for the egg balloon?

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# ¿ Jan 4, 2023 02:05

Shifty Nipples

if the awooogaa horn is an egghorn we should inquire about it

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# ¿ Jan 4, 2023 02:06

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rear end-penny posted:

fog horn egg horn

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# ¿ Jan 4, 2023 02:34

Shifty Nipples

I'm gonna have to vote for the horn

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# ¿ Jan 4, 2023 03:19

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Viginti Septem posted:

Man, goodrx is incredible. Had a $72 generic prescription, after the coupon it was $6.

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# ¿ Jan 4, 2023 17:56

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rear end-penny posted:

maybe the real food was the horns we honked along the way?

e:

seconded.

RepeatingMeme posted:

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# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 07:07

Shifty Nipples

put the horn in the incubator just to see what happens

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# ¿ Jan 6, 2023 01:14

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Plant MONSTER. posted:

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# ¿ Jan 6, 2023 01:30

Shifty Nipples

the horn is already half a bird anyway, there's no way this won't turn out to be a great idea

Viginti Septem posted:

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lol

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# ¿ Jan 6, 2023 04:27

Shifty Nipples

horney honkubator

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# ¿ Jan 6, 2023 04:28

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rear end-penny posted:

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# ¿ Jan 6, 2023 20:55

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Plant MONSTER. posted:

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# ¿ Jan 7, 2023 00:55

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dave the pixiewren

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# ¿ Jan 7, 2023 17:19

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Plant MONSTER. posted:

Wait wasn't that Ted Danzegg or somethin

Yeah

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# ¿ Jan 7, 2023 17:36

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rear end-penny posted:

I thought that was the first bird's name??

I thought so too but I went back to look and no it was the egg we got from the lady which is now the pixiewren

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# ¿ Jan 7, 2023 18:18

Shifty Nipples

the special brown-breasted brown bird got named Steve

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# ¿ Jan 7, 2023 18:22

Shifty Nipples

a placenta in the hand is worth... uh

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# ¿ Jan 7, 2023 22:55

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Plant MONSTER. posted:

oh good

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# ¿ Jan 8, 2023 01:00

Shifty Nipples

aw man the horn was really just a horn? drat.

e: wait it says we have an egg so maybe...

i just really want that horn to become a bird :shrug:

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# ¿ Jan 8, 2023 01:01

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 23:27

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Plant MONSTER. posted:

oh im very disorganized when it comes to editing things on mspaint sorry

oh haha cool

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# ¿ Jan 8, 2023 03:23

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