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This is our baby this is a lot of responsibility
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Dec 26, 2022 21:52
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> google local bird parenting classes
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Dec 26, 2022 21:53
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Applying for a second job to squirrel away some savings for our little miracle's education
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Dec 27, 2022 07:56
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Our lil stinkers first words!!! They grow up so fast 😭
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Dec 28, 2022 01:54
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> cherish the moments
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Dec 28, 2022 01:54
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> sit down and chat with our baby that theyre getting a new sibling and that it doesn't mean we love it any less and we're still going to have plenty of time for them champ
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Dec 28, 2022 22:15
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How much that lady want fer that chicken?
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Dec 30, 2022 03:30
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> seduce smokin hot lady for eggs
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Dec 31, 2022 04:23
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> wait also just check how much eggbux we have and maybe pay for it. But also maybe see if shes into a date anyway
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Dec 31, 2022 04:24
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The horn would make a great present for our little angels
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Stoner Sloth posted:
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Jan 5, 2023 22:59
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> go to supermarket to get some tasty treats for our bundles of joy
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Jan 6, 2023 06:16
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rear end-penny posted:is there a PS5 that we can ring up as a bag of rice at self checkout? Only if we limit screen time and review the games before they play! We aint raising no couch potatoes here
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Jan 9, 2023 03:41
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Now our family band can REALLY take off!
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Jan 17, 2023 00:06
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> Check under fridge for loose change
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Jan 18, 2023 03:36
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A one, a two, a one two three > launch into song
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Jan 19, 2023 16:34
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Heather Papps posted:> pray to birdgod
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cant look back now... we'll do whatever it takes to earn enough to support our chicks. If that means circumventing Johnny law... Well then thats just fin- OH LORD WE FORGOT THE PIZZA IN THE OVEN!
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Jan 23, 2023 02:58
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Quickly stashing all dipping sauces back in fridge, looking guilty as hell
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Jan 24, 2023 17:44
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> Execute the secret handshake perfectly
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Stoner Sloth posted:this music group needs a 'bad
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Feb 15, 2023 19:44
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Back to the stores were goin on a spree!!!
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Feb 21, 2023 21:58
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> go to boutique and make it rain
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Feb 21, 2023 22:01
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Is the carpet shag? And what's a bird gotta do to get a disco ball in this town
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Feb 23, 2023 17:01
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Maybe those cans of paint have eggs in them? We should knock them over to see before he gets back with that stain
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Horse
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Feb 24, 2023 21:12
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Stain the poop egg then put it in the hatchin hut
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Feb 25, 2023 17:27
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nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Gasps Ooooooooooooooo!
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Feb 25, 2023 21:45
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Is... Is the halo an egg?
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Take god back and stick it in the egg box next to the horse poo
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Feb 26, 2023 18:05
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Untie the string and inhale god to make our voice sound funny, then god'll be small enough to pocket and stick in our eggrack
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Feb 26, 2023 20:07
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Stick god in the incubatorium and call the government to register the new religiou (bird catholicism)
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Feb 27, 2023 02:06
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They grow up so fast 🥲
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What's the little Gameboy looking thing? Does it have games about hatching eggs? Also buy the balloon and suck down that helium so our voice gets all goofy
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Do we have a quest log? Or is the rave the first quest we've hit besides the
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Shifty Nipples posted:is that picture of marge an easter egg We gotta incubate that egg STAT
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