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I generally hate New years resolutions. Most people simply lie to themselves and then fail. Which is more depressing and discouraging than not trying at all. I subscribe to small, incremental change resulting in large lifestyle changes over time.
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Dec 29, 2022 22:39
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parity posted:I was just gonna try to start drinking water, but if you have a better one I’m open to hearing it. Your 2023 resolution will be to INCREASE the amount blue light coming into your eyes. Good luck getting to sleep now, rear end in a top hat!
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Dec 29, 2022 23:23
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N. Senada posted:You think I won’t do it? I’m doing it Your 2023 resolution is to finally let others have the last word.
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Dec 29, 2022 23:26
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I need a big strong OP to tell me what to do. For 2023 you will resolve to improve something awful dot com by spending lots of time objecting to things in QCS. No need to have any clear ideas about what needs improving, just get in there and start flinging accusations around.
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Dec 29, 2022 23:30
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gently caress me up op
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Dec 29, 2022 23:33
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Play posted:I generally hate New years resolutions. Most people simply lie to themselves and then fail. Which is more depressing and discouraging than not trying at all. Your 2023 resolution will be to start being honest with yourself, first by admitting that Mallrats was never a good or funny movie, and that it has not "gotten better with age like a fine wine."
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Dec 29, 2022 23:36
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Space Kablooey posted:gently caress me up op Your 2023 resolution will be to finally start attending that crossfit gym that you drive past every time that you go the store, where the local jocks will mercilessly mock you for your physical appearance, dress sense, and taste in music. That should take you down a peg or two.
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Dec 29, 2022 23:41
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Your resolution will be to show your family how much you truly love them by finally allowing them to move out of the godawful hellhole of Connecticut. Lol I don’t love my family that much
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Dec 30, 2022 00:50
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Smack me on the mouth
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Dec 30, 2022 01:19
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Hit me up, handsyman.
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Dec 30, 2022 01:21
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Your 2023 resolution will be to start being honest with yourself, first by admitting that Mallrats was never a good or funny movie, and that it has not "gotten better with age like a fine wine." drat. That hits hard. I really need to work on myself
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Dec 30, 2022 01:24
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What makes you think your resolutions are good enough for me
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Dec 30, 2022 01:42
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I don't even know you
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Dec 30, 2022 01:49
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Nuts and Gum posted:Smack me on the mouth Your 2023 resolution will be to accept and express your sexual desires in an emotionally healthy way, starting with marching into the white house and requesting a menage a trois with Dr. Jill Biden and Secretary of Treasury Janet Yellen.
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Dec 30, 2022 01:50
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SURE PUT IT ON THE LIST OF EVERYTHING ELSE I HAVE TO DO
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Dec 30, 2022 01:53
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goatface posted:Hit me up, handsyman. Your 2023 resolution will be to spend less time on social media. You should probably concentrate on running Tesla, anyway.
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Dec 30, 2022 01:54
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:What makes you think your resolutions are good enough for me Your 2023 resolution is to stop eating so damned much cheese. We're all very worried.
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Dec 30, 2022 01:55
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Your 2023 resolution will be to spend less time on social media. You should probably concentrate on running Tesla, anyway. I have never been so insulted in my entire life.
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Dec 30, 2022 01:56
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its all nice on rice posted:I don't even know you Your 2023 resolution will be to learn how to play a musical instrument. A REAL musical instrument, mind you, not a kazoo or a ukulele or anything like that.
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Dec 30, 2022 02:00
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zenguitarman posted:SURE PUT IT ON THE LIST OF EVERYTHING ELSE I HAVE TO DO Your 2023 resolution will be to spend LESS time with your family. That will show the ungrateful bastards.
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Dec 30, 2022 02:01
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Your 2023 resolution is to stop eating so damned much cheese. We're all very worried. Oh ok, might as well stop global warming and get a job and take a shower every day while I'm attempting the impossible
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Dec 30, 2022 02:04
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Make me more resolute please.
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Dec 30, 2022 02:45
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Go ahead and give me something else I won't do
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Dec 30, 2022 03:22
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THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU!!
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Dec 30, 2022 04:27
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I am fat and refuse to fix it
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Dec 30, 2022 04:29
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Please give me a goal, I'll do my best
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Dec 30, 2022 04:38
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crossing my fingers that it'll be "smoke more weed"
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Dec 30, 2022 05:12
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Your 2023 resolution will be to learn how to play a musical instrument. A REAL musical instrument, mind you, not a kazoo or a ukulele or anything like that. Jokes on you I already know how to play the saxophone.
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Dec 30, 2022 05:24
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MoonshineWilly posted:Make me more resolute please. Your 2023 resolution will be to get more organized. You should really go hard at this. If your friends and loved ones gather together and tearfully tell you that that your obsessive-compulsive disorder is ruining your life, that just means you're doing it right.
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Dec 30, 2022 14:01
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spatial trait posted:Go ahead and give me something else I won't do Your 2023 resolution is to finally break free from the rat race and own your own business by purchasing a dead gay comedy forum.
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Dec 30, 2022 14:03
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You Are A Elf posted:THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU!! Your 2023 resolution is to travel more. If I were you, I'd start with someplace scenic and peaceful like Aintry, Georgia or Hälsingland, Sweden.
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Dec 30, 2022 14:12
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Bacontotem posted:I am fat and refuse to fix it Your 2023 resolution will be to right the wrongs of the past by taking up your Hanzo steel and finally getting your revenge on those rude ladies who ruined your movie-going experience back in 2004--an ordeal which eventually led to you being roundly mocked on the something awful dot com forums.
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Dec 30, 2022 14:17
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I left my resolution picking really late and missed the cut off so could you help a lady out.
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Dec 30, 2022 14:20
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I could really use a goal for 2023.
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Dec 30, 2022 14:21
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Miserable Maid posted:Please give me a goal, I'll do my best Your 2023 resolution will be to save more money. Start off with a simple budget built on your monthly income (after taxes) and your fixed expenditures (like rent, utilities, insurance, etc.). Then stop spending so much money on crack and hookers.
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Dec 30, 2022 14:23
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rear end-penny posted:crossing my fingers that it'll be "smoke more weed" Your 2023 resolution is to finally stop smoking weed. Winners don't use drugs, dude. Except steroids, I guess. Winners use those ALL THE TIME. Maybe get into steroids?
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Dec 30, 2022 14:42
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its all nice on rice posted:Jokes on you I already know how to play the saxophone. I explicitly said a REAL musical instrument. Like the kind people would actually want to hear being played.
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Dec 30, 2022 14:43
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What will my resolution be?
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Your 2023 resolution is to finally let others have the last word. This is gonna be a hard year
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