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deep dish peat moss posted:I am choosing for the purpose of this project to assume that Spina Bifida feels like your bones are made of corn I'm down with that thank you 
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i'm more amused than maybe i should be by the repeating "and deep dish peat moss" e: dude maybe the chicken guardian summons the carrot and the corn to help with chicken guarding Shifty Nipples fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Jan 2, 2023
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Areola Grande posted:elephantiasis of the schlong Chronic pathological liar The Frenchbread Pizza has the same problem. 
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deep dish peat moss posted:Chronic pathological liar The Frenchbread Pizza has the same problem. that's my doppelganger 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:help, I just got my first hemorrhoid and I need a cartoon about it Here is a buttload of grumpy haggis 
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Scuba Trooper posted:i got heartburn like crazy Yours is up next, I just had the idea for the next one first. Bilirubin posted:"Help I'm being attacked by myself!" ~Autoimmune Jones That is exactly like a noodleman who spins himself into ramen.  
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deep dish peat moss posted:Yours is up next, I just had the idea for the next one first. But what will he do with the third chopstick?
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Scuba Trooper posted:i got heartburn like crazy It's the... the Molonary Pulmotov. That's a spicy heart! 
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these continue to be absolutely amazing!
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Manifisto posted:these continue to be absolutely amazing!
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deep dish peat moss posted:If you procrastinate for 1,000 years and the egg does not hatch it becomes a Millenium Egg me and this egg are working on it or we are going to right after these commercials! thanks dude 
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deep dish peat moss posted:Here is a buttload of grumpy haggis its my spirit animal! |
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a hypochondriac monster that things it is dying of everything, but really is perfectly healthy
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Youremother posted:I had my gallbladder removed in October of last year. I had been struggling with debilitating esophagus pain for months that I now recognize were gallstones. The doctors said it was the worst gallbladder they had ever seen and they had to, on the operating table, switch from laparoscopic to open surgery. I had gangrenous cholecystitis, which was also called "old man gallbladder". Though it has little to do with healthcare or food, you deserve this space sloth. 
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deep dish peat moss posted:That is exactly like a noodleman who spins himself into ramen. I feel seen
OMGVBFLOL posted:if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything  Thank you deep dish peat moss! |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Though it has little to do with healthcare or food, you deserve this space sloth. This guy's name is Old Man Gallbladder I suppose. Now this is epic |
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I am very out of my element with medicine and healthcare and drifting further from the topic so it's time to say signups are closed for this thread and after I finish the posts in here, which will probably be minimally healthcare-related, and then I will post another thread where I do this again. |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Thankfully your meatball is fully functional, it's Meatball Malone! Wanted in twenty-six steaks! He's supposed to be grounded! meatball, it's where the sauce is stored
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deep dish peat moss posted:It's the... the Molonary Pulmotov. That's a spicy heart! a realistic depiction of my insides at 3 am |
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I need a whole gallery of those, in real life, on my shelf
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Simsmagic posted:this is something I've lived with for most of my life, likely due to a bunch of ear infections I got as a baby. the examples they give of how one mishears things are kind of silly but not wholly off the mark When I was drawing this last night I had some kind of joke about how no I'm not drawing healthcare monsters I'm drawing something else that sounds similar but today I can't for the life of me remember what it was. It's a space-bug with a robo-baby strapped to its chest. 
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:Lemme see if I can help because I'm going in a different direction. I want a paramedic monster. I've been saying there's a frustrated EMT inside me that's absolutely screaming to get out for easily 20 years now. Will this be the year that I finally break down and take an EMT course? Who knows! But it would be fun to have an emergency medicine monster mascot. Your monster is a Para-medic, as in, medic-adjacent. Unfortunately your trusty heirloom syringe is often seen as a weapon, but I guess it doubles as one.  Manifisto posted:combining both food and medical monsters, my taste buds are not functioning as they should. a rogue taste bud monster, or perhaps a rogue tongue covered with angry/uncooperative buds? Wait, those aren't taste buds! You have a parasitic bud buddy!  Kaiser Schnitzel posted:a hypochondriac monster that things it is dying of everything, but really is perfectly healthy You took the initiative to disguise yourself as a skeleton long before your death, because you knew you would be a skeleton momentarily.  Holland Oates posted:OP i have hypermobile ehlers-danlos syndrome and basically it means i get a lot of dislocations in my body. one of my old "party tricks" is making myself walk like a scorpion on the floor. something disjointed and ultra weird would be cool. Bear Enthusiast posted:For a while I had TMS (Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation), where they attach you to a big magnet and it generates electricity inside your brain. deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Jan 4, 2023 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Wait, those aren't taste buds! You have a parasitic bud buddy! lol thank u
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Holland Oates posted:OP i have hypermobile ehlers-danlos syndrome and basically it means i get a lot of dislocations in my body. one of my old "party tricks" is making myself walk like a scorpion on the floor. something disjointed and ultra weird would be cool.  did anyone tell you that if you keep making scorpion shapes your body would get stuck that way
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Bear Enthusiast posted:For a while I had TMS (Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation), where they attach you to a big magnet and it generates electricity inside your brain. It must be pretty difficult to keep a robot repaired when its entire purpose is collecting lightning 
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I have an extra vertebrae in my spine so my torso is longer than normal. If you can't do anything with that I also have a smashed pituitary gland.
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deep dish peat moss posted:It must be pretty difficult to keep a robot repaired when its entire purpose is collecting lightning I love it forever. Those big fangs were installed to deter anyone from putting a VHS tape in the mouth slot, ignorantly or otherwise. |
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I am going through and adding them all to https://www.redbubble.com/people/earthwashere/shop if you want to order stickers, but the process of adding them is kinda slow and happens one at a time and I have over 120 now, so I will add them sporadically in bursts here and there  I get like less than 20% of the sale on redbubble so don't go all out just to give me money or whatever but get some stickers if you want them!! deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Jan 4, 2023 |
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