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You can specify up to one thing about the monster if you want, like if it should be a certain illness or type of treatment or problem or whatever. Or you can and I will make something up! |
# ¿ Dec 31, 2022 02:57 |
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 14:06 |
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Viginti Septem posted:Hello, I'm a person trying to activate their potential and I don't know how to get out of my way You are the doppelganger, except this doppelganger is a big shadow. |
# ¿ Dec 31, 2022 04:12 |
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Heather Papps posted:a bipolar monster would be pretty cool as long as it isn't a bipolar bear Your monster is the Tadpolar, a beast that split in three as it could not decide how to feel |
# ¿ Dec 31, 2022 08:46 |
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Yeah these are turning out much more difficult to conceptualize than imagined, I was imagining like drawing pictures of monstrous pills or syringes or whatever lmao, but I will keep at it |
# ¿ Dec 31, 2022 08:48 |
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Ohtori Akio posted:i think a monster themed around this would be interesting https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/depersonalization-derealization-disorder/symptoms-causes/syc-20352911 The meditating ghost, unsure of its corporeality, often finds itself out-of-phase as it contemplates which object in the room it might be |
# ¿ Dec 31, 2022 12:36 |
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Chewbecca posted:I'd love a hyperthyroid monster, if you would be so kind I am not sure what this would look like Is there a specific aspect of it I can caricaturize? |
# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 05:49 |
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Buttchocks posted:I would like debride of demonster All those excised lumps make a fine bride |
# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 10:08 |
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Chewbecca posted:Hmm well hyperthyroid can cause anxiety, swollen neck glands, bulging eyeballs (not even kidding), weight loss and sweating. I think the bulging eyes could be a thing? Healthcare monsters are tough because A) I don't know much about a lot of these things and B) I don't want to draw something that feels like a caricature of people with the condition. So I'm drawing food monsters instead. Here's a Casseroleian. Which has bulging eyes and a swollen neck and looks like a bundle of nerves |
# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 14:04 |
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Twenty Four posted:the dumbest thing I could think of is erectile dysfunction monster lol Thankfully your meatball is fully functional, it's Meatball Malone! Wanted in twenty-six steaks! He's supposed to be grounded! |
# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 16:19 |
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Hi I got a severe case of procrastination. If you procrastinate for 1,000 years and the egg does not hatch it becomes a Millenium Egg |
# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 18:29 |
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Stoner Sloth posted:bitch idiopathic insomnia for me please and thank you The sleep-deprived brainburger looks in the mirror in shock, unsure if that's their own ketchup or someone else's |
# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 20:07 |
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Shifty Nipples posted:I thought about asking for "spina bifida" but idk what that would look like and I have it I am choosing for the purpose of this project to assume that Spina Bifida feels like your bones are made of corn |
# ¿ Jan 2, 2023 04:29 |
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Areola Grande posted:elephantiasis of the schlong Chronic pathological liar The Frenchbread Pizza has the same problem. |
# ¿ Jan 2, 2023 06:10 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:help, I just got my first hemorrhoid and I need a cartoon about it Here is a buttload of grumpy haggis |
# ¿ Jan 2, 2023 07:16 |
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Scuba Trooper posted:i got heartburn like crazy Yours is up next, I just had the idea for the next one first. Bilirubin posted:"Help I'm being attacked by myself!" ~Autoimmune Jones That is exactly like a noodleman who spins himself into ramen. |
# ¿ Jan 2, 2023 11:02 |
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Those are noodles |
# ¿ Jan 2, 2023 15:32 |
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Scuba Trooper posted:i got heartburn like crazy It's the... the Molonary Pulmotov. That's a spicy heart! deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 15:38 on Jan 2, 2023 |
# ¿ Jan 2, 2023 15:33 |
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Youremother posted:I had my gallbladder removed in October of last year. I had been struggling with debilitating esophagus pain for months that I now recognize were gallstones. The doctors said it was the worst gallbladder they had ever seen and they had to, on the operating table, switch from laparoscopic to open surgery. I had gangrenous cholecystitis, which was also called "old man gallbladder". Though it has little to do with healthcare or food, you deserve this space sloth. |
# ¿ Jan 3, 2023 03:31 |
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I am very out of my element with medicine and healthcare and drifting further from the topic so it's time to say signups are closed for this thread and after I finish the posts in here, which will probably be minimally healthcare-related, and then I will post another thread where I do this again. |
# ¿ Jan 3, 2023 05:52 |
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Simsmagic posted:this is something I've lived with for most of my life, likely due to a bunch of ear infections I got as a baby. the examples they give of how one mishears things are kind of silly but not wholly off the mark When I was drawing this last night I had some kind of joke about how no I'm not drawing healthcare monsters I'm drawing something else that sounds similar but today I can't for the life of me remember what it was. It's a space-bug with a robo-baby strapped to its chest. |
# ¿ Jan 4, 2023 03:20 |
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:Lemme see if I can help because I'm going in a different direction. I want a paramedic monster. I've been saying there's a frustrated EMT inside me that's absolutely screaming to get out for easily 20 years now. Will this be the year that I finally break down and take an EMT course? Who knows! But it would be fun to have an emergency medicine monster mascot. Your monster is a Para-medic, as in, medic-adjacent. Unfortunately your trusty heirloom syringe is often seen as a weapon, but I guess it doubles as one. Manifisto posted:combining both food and medical monsters, my taste buds are not functioning as they should. a rogue taste bud monster, or perhaps a rogue tongue covered with angry/uncooperative buds? Wait, those aren't taste buds! You have a parasitic bud buddy! Kaiser Schnitzel posted:a hypochondriac monster that things it is dying of everything, but really is perfectly healthy You took the initiative to disguise yourself as a skeleton long before your death, because you knew you would be a skeleton momentarily. Holland Oates posted:OP i have hypermobile ehlers-danlos syndrome and basically it means i get a lot of dislocations in my body. one of my old "party tricks" is making myself walk like a scorpion on the floor. something disjointed and ultra weird would be cool. Bear Enthusiast posted:For a while I had TMS (Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation), where they attach you to a big magnet and it generates electricity inside your brain. deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Jan 4, 2023 |
# ¿ Jan 4, 2023 03:22 |
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Holland Oates posted:OP i have hypermobile ehlers-danlos syndrome and basically it means i get a lot of dislocations in my body. one of my old "party tricks" is making myself walk like a scorpion on the floor. something disjointed and ultra weird would be cool. did anyone tell you that if you keep making scorpion shapes your body would get stuck that way |
# ¿ Jan 4, 2023 07:33 |
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Bear Enthusiast posted:For a while I had TMS (Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation), where they attach you to a big magnet and it generates electricity inside your brain. It must be pretty difficult to keep a robot repaired when its entire purpose is collecting lightning |
# ¿ Jan 4, 2023 07:34 |
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 14:06 |
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I am going through and adding them all to https://www.redbubble.com/people/earthwashere/shop if you want to order stickers, but the process of adding them is kinda slow and happens one at a time and I have over 120 now, so I will add them sporadically in bursts here and there I get like less than 20% of the sale on redbubble so don't go all out just to give me money or whatever but get some stickers if you want them!! deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Jan 4, 2023 |
# ¿ Jan 4, 2023 16:42 |