cyberpunk 2023 - avoid all robots until further notice

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

NoneMoreNegative posted:

What's this from?

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

lots of anti-nuclear sentiment was manufactured by the fossil fuel industry by funneling money to whoever was ready to speak against nuclear, including a lot of "greens". megacorps conducting secret smear campaigns using proxies against each other; very cyberpunk

All true but I do think it was funny that The Simpsons had a non-negligible hand in manipulating public opinion too even though they probably inherited a lot of the rhetoric by that point

Alan Smithee posted:

https://twitter.com/westernunion2k/status/1615791648361041920?s=61&t=5DsEzDkmUF4efMoSNmgwPw

So good

# ¿ Jan 27, 2023 10:14

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 17:59

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Alan Smithee posted:

The ratmobile

It's perfect

# ¿ Jan 31, 2023 11:21

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Alan Smithee posted:

https://twitter.com/MovingToTheSun/...d-12173542.html

# ¿ Feb 19, 2023 18:37

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Kane seemed so much cooler as a kid.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2023 23:54

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Lock the applicants in a room with a pen and paper until they produce a few pages of equal or greater quality. If not, the room fills with water.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 07:58

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Roosevelt posted:

what would you do?

mateba autorevolver, the coolest gun ever made

# ¿ Feb 28, 2023 12:24

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Midjack posted:

you got a permit for those small arms?

Unbelievable.

pmchem posted:

cyberpunk 2023 v0.2 - you got a permit for those small arms?

# ¿ Mar 4, 2023 01:13

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

dioxazine posted:

i wish i had skin like that

Famous quotes of buffalo bill

# ¿ Mar 7, 2023 03:23

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Bold move to have the tagline sponsored by ex lax

# ¿ Mar 15, 2023 19:50

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Alan Smithee posted:

volcanos, AI, ancient artifacts, and a particle accelerator

this ends well

why, are we all gonna die

# ¿ Mar 16, 2023 10:20

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

NoneMoreNegative posted:

This is a great idea, a cat that can't die :3:

# ¿ Mar 19, 2023 19:28

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The guy who sells potions in lut gholein?

# ¿ Mar 31, 2023 00:31

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Midjack posted:

happy 50th anniversary of the first ever cellular telephone call!

The beginning of the end

# ¿ Apr 6, 2023 22:58

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

# ¿ Apr 30, 2023 09:20

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Alan Smithee posted:

I thought perpetual poo poo was disallowed in law. Or probably not when it's big companies squeezing individuals

# ¿ May 7, 2023 20:44

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Analytic Engine posted:

WendigoPT

He looks hungry. He should probably eat something

# ¿ May 13, 2023 01:27

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Chris Knight posted:

uh-huh.

Getting real sick of innovation if you ask me

# ¿ May 18, 2023 16:53

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

NoneMoreNegative posted:

"drat, it's getting late, I'd better just..."

*FLUPH*

Jesus was this invented by a cop?

# ¿ May 29, 2023 00:37

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Jonny 290 posted:

Jokes aside, i briefly thought about getting Snuggies legally declared as clothing instead of bedding, because Denver banned houseless people having any kind of structure, shelter or bedding and i wanted to buy a bunch n pass em out, because hell, better than nothin

What the gently caress. gently caress denver then

# ¿ May 30, 2023 00:19

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

NoneMoreNegative posted:

If any figgie fucker wants some CYBER DECOR, the M56 helmets are currently back in stock (for like the next hour)

https://www.machine56.com/product/he-mkx2-b01_f

edit: aand sold out

they look cool and i bet it'd be fun to rob a bank

# ¿ May 31, 2023 18:32

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

some of the stuff they have actually looks quite useful (the trousers with the zip up the front would be great for getting knee pads on) but I would have an abiding fear that somebody would talk to me about them

Just lower the mask. Reeeeeal slowly

# ¿ Jun 1, 2023 03:51

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I'm not getting one until they can stop a handgun bullet

# ¿ Jun 2, 2023 06:59

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

If I could afford the handgun I could afford the mask

# ¿ Jun 2, 2023 13:46

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

NoneMoreNegative posted:

honestly looks better than the truck

# ¿ Aug 28, 2023 10:36

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Alan Smithee posted:

send me a kiss by wire, baby my shoes on fire

Armitag3 posted:

rip crusader

yeah, this sucks

Milo and POTUS fucked around with this message at 10:42 on Aug 28, 2023

# ¿ Aug 28, 2023 10:40

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The orb is calibrating

# ¿ Sep 2, 2023 20:45

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Alan Smithee posted:

https://x.com/Levandov_2/status/1705198494393282799?s=20

hero*

# ¿ Sep 28, 2023 10:49

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

haveblue posted:

very close, but it's the other b-tier dick adaptation, minority report

oh hell no, minority report owns

Carthag Tuek posted:

its this one op

this is a great scene tho, thanks

# ¿ Sep 30, 2023 09:05

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Alan Smithee posted:

https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1708851756719915193

# ¿ Oct 3, 2023 17:42

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Infinite Machines P1; $10k USD

Hell yeah get me a cybertruck ripoff with a pete davidson knockoff

# ¿ Oct 18, 2023 16:45

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

mobby_6kl posted:

The cyberpunk future is here and it loving sucks, and not in a cool gritty neon way. I tried to visit a tourist attraction (the tower in Bologna) and they had no ticket counter, only a guy scanning tickets them with a phone, so you have to buy them online.

So instead of handing someone and going in:

Scan QR code. It takes you to an overview page about the tower

There's no obvious BUY TICKETS button so you have to look for it for a bit

You must have an account, so enter name, email, phone and password to register

You have to confirm the registration so go to email and click the link

You're logged in but that's in the email app, not the browser

Go back to browser and log in manually

Proceed to checkout!

There's a Google Pay option but it fails because it's "not supported on your platform" (latest Android)

There's a normal CC option but the field isn't detected so you have to enter the number, name expiration date and ccv manually

Payment require 2FA auth from the bank so log in the bank ap and authorize the payment

Wait a few minutes until the email arrives.

Congrats, you got your ticket! At least if you aren't a dirty foreigner with no data.

I just wanted pleasure-model replicants and flying cars.

you know say what you will but it's nice to know that it was at least designed by an italian

# ¿ Oct 21, 2023 21:42

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Alan Smithee posted:

A real thanks I hate it

# ¿ Oct 24, 2023 06:35

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Midjack posted:

johnny silverhand's ancestor discovered: https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/03/europe/centuries-old-skeleton-prosthetic-hand-germany-intl-scli-scn/index.html

Not the ironpunk thread, recommend probation

# ¿ Nov 5, 2023 21:26

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

goddamnit

# ¿ Nov 10, 2023 05:42

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Milo and POTUS posted:

sounds like the robot's teammate tagged it back in

# ¿ Nov 10, 2023 05:42

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

oh you fricking website

# ¿ Nov 10, 2023 05:43

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The jets simply ram into the incoming icbms, saving a fortune on very expensive missiles

# ¿ Nov 10, 2023 09:25

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Saw this from the Chichu Art Museum by Tadao Ando

What am I reminded of!?!

https://twitter.com/mangel_arqto/status/1341354087976198147

that hallway tom cruise chased his eyeballs down

# ¿ Nov 13, 2023 16:21

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

# ¿ Nov 14, 2023 08:30

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 17:59

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

love it, but in my state it's illegal to have weapons disguised as vegetables though

# ¿ Nov 27, 2023 21:27

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