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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
Who was posting the Judge Parker catch-up strips? I keep wanting to read the comic again but I'm so far behind and I don't have archives access because Comics Kingdom sucks.

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

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Kid Fenris posted:

I like how the larger Creep made himself a little dolphin fin to wear.

Exactly. It's a sitcom where every female character is a joyless shrew who exists just to mock, criticize, or reject the male characters.

And he forgot the part at the end where they all reconcile warmly and the studio audience goes “awwwwwww”

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

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IIRC, “Jughead’s Hat” was one of the earliest names of Jeremy’s band in “Zits.”

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

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catlord posted:

I'm not sure whose side we're supposed to be on in this Luann storyline. On one hand, yeah, it's a little weird having Bernice and Luann's mum bonding over porn, but on the other hand Luann certainly seems to be being portrayed as an incredible prude that doesn't quite feel like we're supposed to agree with her. But this is Luann, so who knows.

I'm reading it as Luann is disapproving at how tacky and absurd their porn is.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

I love Tauhid and his work but I think he needs to stop using one of the most well known strips of all time as direct inspiration.


Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

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Samovar posted:

Eh - there have been many snowman comics from C&H, I certainly wouldn't describe that as 'one of the best known strips of all time'.

I think that Crabgrass is fine.

I don't mean that particular C&H, I meant C&H itself as "one of the best known strips of all time." This is the third time recently he's taken from Watterson really obviously.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Tag yourself, I'm flunkin' my junk.

I'm makin' with the cross-cut.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

everyone wear hats now posted:

The Creeps



That's true, a house does keep the outside from being inside!

And yet I keep a small carnivorous mammal in mine.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

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Esplanade posted:

I like the little detail of Jeff (or is that Mutt?) plugging his ear. Don't want to damage your hearing while you're killing yourself!

I seem to recall this being a common feature of WB and H-B cartoons too.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

The writer of this strip has to be one of the most sour and unlikeable Boomers you could imagine.

Have you seen his work in the Politoons thread?

Stultus Maximus fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Jan 16, 2023

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Ralph Crammed In posted:

This is probably the laziest individual comic I've ever seen. It's just an exchange by static characters. Literally, a conversation I've had multiple times before (although replace Chipotle with Papa Murphy's). The "joke" is the weakest possible premise, the art is offensively bland.

Yeah, that’s the kind of material he was putting out for the first year that made it a thread non favorite. He turned it around really well but sometimes it is bad.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Ngl I'm kind of with Ed on this. People who take for-loving-ever to get back to you on anything, but expect you to respond to them immediately, are the worst and should have their phones explode.

Why did Ed wait 24 hours to get an answer from someone with whom he shares a house?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Murdstone posted:


Mara Llave


:china:

Every strip ends with "Interesting things will happen soon you just wait!"

It's keeping me on the edge of adventure!

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

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Malachite_Dragon posted:

And you're assuming Savarna won't just shoot them for not letting her have her way because...?

There are a lot of them with poison arrows.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

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Bruceski posted:

You ask A "What would B say if I asked them if their hallway was safe".

If B is a liar:
If hallway A is safe B would lie and say "yes", then A says "yes"
If hallway B is safe B would say "no" and A will say "no".

If B tells the truth:
If hallway A is safe B would say "no" and then A will say "yes".
If hallway B is safe B would say "yes" so A says "no"

In either case a reply from A of "yes" means hallway A is safe and "no" means B. You are guaranteed to have one and only one lie in the answer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLhKLfEyDQ0

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

NVTrainee posted:

So roughly, when does it start to decline?

When newspapers started shrinking it. John Cullen Murphy wasn’t Hal Foster but he was still drat good. The problem was trying to make something with that format in a much smaller space.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

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Bibliotechno Music posted:

It is a bit old fashioned, but I’ve been pleasantly surprised, especially in the early days and now. And the art is absolutely amazing, my girlfriend is almost definitely sick of me turning to her and saying “LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL BOAT!”

I get that! I need to just get the first couple collections and force my wife to read them so she has any idea of what she’s looking at when I tell her to LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL BOAT!

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

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Selachian posted:


Ivan Itch? Really?

Remember, the comic is written by Chester Gould's former assistant.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

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Zamboni Rodeo posted:

Ah, yes. I, too, often work out in khakis and loafers.

Loafers, no, but have you never seen a middle aged guy go into the gym with khakis and a polo, usually with new balances on? It's weird but it exists.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Hempuli posted:



Fingerpori

Jean Sibelius was a Finnish composer, known for a lot of really iconic tunes, including Finlandia, which some have suggested should've been out national anthem.


Huh, I actually thought it was.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Murdstone posted:


The Phantom



I periodically get surprised by what they let in this strip. I don't think there's any other that has people straight up being killed on panel like this

Val raises an eyebrow.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

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Murdstone posted:

Edit: I wonder if Kareem Abdul-Jabbar knows he's in Gil Thorp right now.

Sad news: former Mary Worth artist Joe Giella passed away at the tender young age of 94.

He also did Batman and a bunch of other DC comics. Seems like he was a nice guy and had a good career. I however will remember him as the man who drew the Aldo Kelrast saga.


He was going strong up until retirement, too. His later work on Mary Worth might have been dated looking but it was still drat expressive and well done.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

I'd be put off by someone wearing a "sexy convict" Halloween costume in February, too.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

My wife is really starting to hate this one.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

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Alhazred posted:

Here's a fun thing: Grated antler was once used in baking. It was called antler salt and was a form of baking soda. It's not made in that way anymore, but it kept it's name.

We generally call it hartshorn and it’s essential for springerle cookies.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

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Selachian posted:


"Comic valentines," which featured insulting verses instead of sentimental or romantic ones, used to be a thing. Here's a collection of Victorian-era comic valentines (warning: some racist and anti-Irish content).

Also anti-German which commits the unforgivable sin of rhyming "swagger" with "lager."

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

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Alhazred posted:

It really does show how out of touch he is that he believes that kids that age is anywhere close to being able to sew.

You mean outside of Bangladesh?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

I don't know about the utility of learning A.I systems, but an irony of when we were growing up was that teachers encourages learning how to use graphing calculators in math class and then got mad when we learned how to write programs to do math problems for us. I kinda get it, because the entire point of math class is to learn how to do the math, but it was a "no, not like that" sort of situation.

That’s one reason I think graphing calculators in high school are a big dumb waste of money.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

PainterofCrap posted:

I have been (very carefully) looking this up, and so far have found no references to the word as a descriptor of an unsavory or dull situation. In fact, the online Merriam-Webster says that the term was coined in 1951. :ninja:

You know what's worse than going to the OED to look up "butthole?"
Discovering that it's not in there.

I want a refund.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

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Mr. Squishy posted:

What the hell is going on in 1980s Mary Worth

The 70s were a libertarian paradise of free flowing cocaine and questioning of the age of consent.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

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Murdstone posted:

I want to hope he’s saying these things so the teenage girl won’t be interested in him anymore but I doubt that’s true.

It is, he said he would play the villain instead of her mom.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

EasyEW posted:



Sally Forth



Volunteers are fun! Best cantaloupe I’ve ever eaten just showed up one year snaking out of the compost bin.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

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Malachite_Dragon posted:

People try really hard to convince themselves the comic was always about the dumb big-headed kid getting owned for existing and his kick-rear end dog, and never anything else.

It's not that hard. Unless you are 80 years old or care about old comics, that's all you've seen since it's what Charles Schulz decided the comic should be about and repeated it for decades. When I was growing up in the 80s I couldn't figure out why the comic was so popular and the artist so revered especially by geniuses like Watterson.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

EasyEW posted:


For those of you who don't have enough suffering in your life, we've been unpacking the latest 9CL material in the BSS Discord. Spoilered because you deserve a fighting chance: Not just a pregnancy fetish, but a delivery room fetish. Look at yesterday's and try to see anything else. I dare you. :unsmigghh:


:allbuttons:

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

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:nms:


Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

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Julet Esqu posted:

For more fun context, in the strip immediately preceding this she was still pushing. The baby has been out for maybe a second if they haven't handed it to her yet. Odds are good that the umbilical cord is still attached.


And there is still a slick of blood, feces, and amniotic fluid and all over the bottom half of that woman and her bed.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

rannum posted:

Something about toddler speak in comics just drives me up the wall in general, but FOOB's April comics always manage to take the cake
While Daddy Daze and Rose is Rose exist I cannot agree with you.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

The problem isn't that Calvin isn't smart, but that he's probably too smart for his own good.

No, he's clearly drawn as having no impulse control or self discipline that would allow him to actually apply himself.

quote:

Also, the last panel of that second C&H would make a great emote/emphasis picture for the forums.

Second to last is better.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

Fingerpori



Do markets like these exist outside the Nordics / Europe? It's kind of like what I assume a farmer's market to be. People can rent out stall space on the town square or central marketplace or on a plaza by the harbour or whatever, and then sell whatever the hell they want. You usually get a mixture of people selling handicrafts, farm vegetables, berries and fruits, and medium size businesses selling their goods.

For instance this is a dedicated fish market that happens regularly in my home town.



Yup. Park near my house does seasonal temporary stall market and downtown there's a permanent structure with rental stalls that's actually pretty cool.

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

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:fuckoff:

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