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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Fell asleep at 9:30pm because half a bottle of wine and 2.5mg edible was too much for my sleepy eyes. Oops. But I feel loving great today so whatever.

Android Apocalypse posted:

You can thank Quiet Feet for the thread title.

Get in on the ground floor, goons. It's only getting better from here on out.

Right?




Right…?

https://twitter.com/KarenAttiah/status/1608147247702712322?s=20&t=xkNF3pCuUegrg9kIN6D2ug

:c00lbert:

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

How do y'all feel about food porn? Not cooking, not mukbang, just people showing off good food with pics or video. @mod can I advertise my brother here? :X asking for a friend

3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 07:34 on Jan 2, 2023

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Lol I hope he doesn't have a secret life like that! He does tiktoks and Instagrams. Sometimes ads but usually just to showcase something delicious he found in a restaurant or a food truck or wherever.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

My dad never stopped playing video games, he just got worse at them as he got older.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Bird in a Blender posted:

I’m not watching. WTF is going on? Someone died on the field?

Possibly. Damar Hamlin was involved in a tackle and collapsed after standing up.

https://twitter.com/FOX19Joe/status/1610098849636388870

It's bad.

He's either on his way or at the local UC hospital now so hopefully they can save his life...

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

My dad introduced me to Duke Nukem with a "don't tell your mom". It was really cool (for me, as a dumb child) because he worked a night job to pay for his university. That job* was at a computer store called Egghead so we had access to PC games and parts growing up instead of SNES and Sega. The good ol' days!!

*he quit that job when he graduated and got a good job so we were never wanting for PC stuff.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Suddenly find myself in the emergency room because my mom's blood sugar is HI according to the meter. Aka it's off the scale. She's coherent but weak and slow. I wish she didn't drink that loving coke goddamn.

2023 is dumb and bad.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Abugadu posted:

It’s definitely started out morbidly.

Best wishes to your mom, 3DH

Thanks. She's back home now.

Soda is now banned in the house!

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I am so tired and stressed (I also started a 72 hour fast yesterday). I am not gonna work today. gently caress it, Leave Without Pay it is.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Tulalip Tulips posted:

I mean a lot of the modern Republican party would absolutely be behind 50's McCarthyism.

And they don't care about shame this time around

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

shirts and skins posted:

Heya TFF! Hope you're having a great new year. I haven't been posting as much lately because I've been distracted by a few things, but I'm still around.

Anyway, wanted to let you know that I'm taking the "new year new you" thing seriously, and by that I mean that I came to terms with being trans. So, yeah! Same shirts, maybe some new cuts of fabric. She/her, and it's a pleasure to re-introduce myself.

congrats!!!!!!!!!! I'm happy for you and hope you enjoy the new you!!

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Two days down, one day to go into the fast and I feel loving great this morning! :woop:

My mind is thinking about my next meal but my stomach doesn't care. So weird how that works.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

the one who kills the other parent must adopt the child and raise it as their own.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

1500 calories a day is not so bad after a 72 hour fast. I feel good despite not eating nearly as much as before. I will admit my fat rear end misses gorging though.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Pron on VHS posted:

What was the hardest part of the fast, besides not eating heh

Drinking enough water

I was never a huge water drinker in the first place so making sure I had enough was crucial during that time

The first 24 hours were the hardest though I will admit I woke up in the middle of the night some time after the 72nd hour and ate because I was having food dreams

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Timby posted:

So you didn't fast.

Why the hell were you fasting for three days, anyway?

I did fast...water was acceptable according to my doctor friend. I had 0 calories the entire time.

I wanted to give myself a jumpstart and shrink my stomach. Get that ketosis going and use up my sugar reserves.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Timby posted:

The keto diet is junk science, for what it's worth.

I'm not a firm believer in it myself but anything is worth trying at this point. I'm desperate :downsrim:

For what it's worth I'm doing the "eat anything (reasonable)" 1500 diet so I don't think the ketosis part survives. Supposedly I will be in "low grade ketosis" the whole time because of the fast and the lack of calories though.

3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Jan 7, 2023

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Timby posted:

I'm not trying to dunk on you. Really. Weight loss is a long-term marathon, not a sprint, and it takes time.

I agree with you there. And everyone runs a marathon at a difference pace. :P

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Timby posted:

Hey, absolutely. At my heaviest I was at 280-290. I'm 38 and weighed 177 this morning.

Took a lot of effort. But it's worth it. Do what works for you, just don't starve yourself, because the body needs food.

Good poo poo! That's great to hear! I have my MFP set to increase daily caloric intake if I exercise so physical therapy days will likely include a bit more than usual but I'm still aiming for my sedentary days to be 1500 calories. At this point, I don't feel like I'm starving. Maybe that changes, but for now I feel great (so far).

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

No Butt Stuff posted:

Do you mind me asking how heavy you are and what your goal is?

I’ve done keto and eventually just landed on a version that wasn’t high fat but just a pretty strict calorie restriction, often at the expense of carbs. It wasn’t something I’d do forever but I understand the feeling of wanting to jump start it.

How are you training during this? What’s the weight loss you expect at the deficit you’re planning weekly?

I'm 226 at last weigh-in, I'm 5'5", and my goal is 190 to start. Honestly I just want to break 200 first.

I am starting out with physical therapy two times a week then I am going to move to the gym after my therapy is done. Probably going to be doing swimming and machines so I don't stress the leg, as much as I'd love to do free standing squats and running. I am expecting 1.5-2 pounds a week. I am not the type to be super strict about my diet in general (which is a curse and a blessing) so that's why my target is a range. I don't want to feel like a failure if I don't hit 2 lbs every week, and to "forgive" myself if I make a mistake in portioning.

I'm doing this with friends who are much stricter than I am w/r/t their dieting so I hope that keeps me on track.

MFP is a very cool app for this.

This is the first time in my life I will be doing proper calorie counting.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I do want to say I appreciate all the concern for an internet stranger. :glomp:

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Happy birthday SB!!!!!!

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Will this be the Great Flood of 2023? I've never seen it like this in my lifetime.

Android Apocalypse posted:

What the heck made everybody horny in early April?

I did the math and I was supposed to be a birthday gift from my dad to my mom. :dance: Of course being the lazy & stubborn jackass I ended up to be I was 2 weeks late.

That's my secret, AA. I'm always horny.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Thinking ahead to next month and man my Super Bowl week is gonna be crazy. I think I'll be in Denver for it because I'll be at Geo Week Feb 13-15, then a wedding back home. Exciting!

So with that said, where's the best place to watch the SB in downtown Denver? I have a couple spots in mind but I'd like to know a local's take.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Timby posted:

There's a great Wisconsin bar called Swanky's that's like a block and a half from Coors Field. Assuming they survived the pandemic, the place has incredibly good vibes and excellent food for the price.

Noted! I am staying pretty close to there so I'll definitely check it out. Hopefully co-workers will be around early enough.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

General Dog posted:

Tim McVeigh told me you can do a “nudalilty” in Mortal Kombat II

He's the one who spread the rumor about naked Samus...what a jerk...

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Kalli posted:

I like the Cassie Cage one where she kicks out a guy's middle then takes a kissy face heart selfie in the hole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_cGp_o5Nk0

Now that's just cute

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

The mall near my house is thriving and I'm happy for it. I never go because I have Amazon Prime but I'm glad.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


love it

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

if there's 4 days in a..day.. then "420 smoke weed every day" is more powerful than ever before. i'm okay with this plan. y'all need to open your minds and accept the possibilities of our new future, hail satan.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Don't sleep on kimchi in burritos or tacos!!

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I love Chicago but man I gotta agree everyone there seems like a dick compared to LA, somehow. People in LA just..ignore you? Chicagoans seem to actively dislike everyone. :shrug:

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


don't forget the iv

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

CannonFodder posted:

Instead I tried an “omurice” with kimchi and cauliflower rice mixed together and my sad sad omelette.



that actually looks like a happy omuretto :3:

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Pain of Mind posted:

Having a 3 day weekend is nice, was able to spend Saturday and Sunday cleaning, and still a day to bask in a clean house.

In sort of a catch-22 situation with my 14 year old dog, where she should probably get to the vet at some point since her health is slowly declining, but she has enough pep where you cannot comfortably commit to getting her euthanized. She had bloodwork as a prerequisite for a teeth cleaning, and they said she was not healthy enough to get anesthesia due to liver issues, with a thought that she might have liver cancer and they wanted to give her an MRI and do a bunch more bloodwork to confirm that diagnosis. We declined, because even if she had cancer we were not going to put a 14 year old dog through chemo/surgery. It feels like she is too healthy to put down, but not healthy enough to try and fix anything. I am assuming whenever the next vet appointment is will be the last one, but it feels so ... discretionary, like we get to choose when we get rid of her.

My boy Bandit, who is ten, had abnormally high liver enzymes (I will have to look up which ones). I was scared because the doctor mentioned the possibility of liver cancer. Well, it turned out after doing some more thorough bloodwork that it was treatable with a dietary change and a milk thistle (iirc) supplement. It eventually dropped his numbers back down to the point where he's eating his regular food again. He still takes the supplement, but he's doing fine. I suggest you do the bloodwork at the very least just in case its treatable. You never know!

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

My friends are going to coachella on my birthday weekend so I'm thinking about tagging along because one of them has housing 15 minutes from the venue...I don't know any of the artists performing but it's always a good time to discover new artists while doing drugs, right?

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

The Big Jesus posted:

You don’t know Idris Elba?

ooops I guess I do know at least one.... I read the list a few days ago so was going off my memory, which apparently failed me

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Every job I've ever had was through a recruiter. But there was a lot of shots in the dark from the recruiters who also didn't apparently read my resume so I've definitely had to sift through terrible offerings.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Wrath of Khan is the best St ar War

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Freaquency posted:

This new house we moved into has much, much better water pressure than our old apartment. I installed our bidet last night and this morning, well:

https://youtu.be/YlacOX68OME

you should be aiming it up your butt

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