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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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I did regret eating that cheese

Edit: Didn't make it first page :negative:

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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3 DONG HORSE posted:

My dad never stopped playing video games, he just got worse at them as he got older.

Same with my dad

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Bird in a Blender posted:

I’m watching Lord of the Rings and I beg to differ.

Those are ents not trees how racist of you!

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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lmao

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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lol mcarthy set to lose a third vote

what a marooon

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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It's evergreen



Silly Burrito posted:

Adjourned until noon tomorrow. No Speaker today.

:sickos:

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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T-Square posted:

After this one, there’s one hunk of Wellington left I gotta eat, and I didn’t know it was possible but drat I’m sick of eating Wellington. But the GF paid a lotta money for this roast so it’s getting eaten :negative:

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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shirts and skins posted:

Heya TFF! Hope you're having a great new year. I haven't been posting as much lately because I've been distracted by a few things, but I'm still around.

Anyway, wanted to let you know that I'm taking the "new year new you" thing seriously, and by that I mean that I came to terms with being trans. So, yeah! Same shirts, maybe some new cuts of fabric. She/her, and it's a pleasure to re-introduce myself.

What up, girl!

Kalli posted:

So funny story. The 4 power substations that were shot up in Washington state on Christmas?

Two guys did it, so they could rob a place.

... they had their cellphones on them at all 5 spots.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-wdwa/pr/two-charged-attacks-four-pierce-county-power-substations

Hahahhahahahaha.

One of those stations is literally two blocks from my house. I pass it every day.

I'd wondered why a van was parked and some lady was talking in front of a guy with a camera and giant light.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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My friend puts his daughter in what he calls the sleep sack. It's like half a sleeping bag that wraps around the kid and makes them into a slug merfolk encasing their legs. Makes it harder for the little escape artist to free herself from baby prison.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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On the other hand 4th Ed DnD is the superior edition and Age of Sigmar sucks

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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cross posting from the Damar Hamlin thread


:unsmith:

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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The universe wants you to not work and go enjoy your summer day

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Bird in a Blender posted:

Crap. I agree with Matt Gaetz.

Don't worry, he's almost certainly lying

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Nope

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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i'm wooshed

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Motherfuckers trying to be Squall over here

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Kalli posted:

I've been blessed and cursed with terrible asian glow. I've never been able to finish a beer without passing out.

Real glad I got the pass out version and not the severe alcoholism leading to age-30 liver failure version.

I used to have the cheap date curse of the Asian blood, but apparently if you drink two whisky;s a night for a couple months you overcome it. I'm doing dry January why do you ask?

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Samadhi posted:

Silly Burrito doesn't apparently need an Instant Pot because his goose is already cooked

:lmao:

Qwijib0 posted:

Gaetz and McCarthy shared a chat after the last one, and McCarthy walked away smiling so maybe.

The losing interest after 16 joke is coming true

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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But won't somebody think of the children?

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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BlindSite posted:

It wouldn't shock me if people wouldn't take their kids to hooters and I wouldn't immediately assume they had a phobia of boobs.

I have a phobia of boobs but all my attempts at immersion therapy have failed but I'll keep doing it until i'm cured.

Its Rinaldo fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Jan 8, 2023

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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You're welcome for your next birthday present, Braksgirl.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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That has to be a joke

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Happy BDay SB!

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Skwirl posted:

TIL Super Burrito has the same birthday as me (and Nixon, but don't hold it against us).

Happy Birthday SB

Sounds like you're reincarnated Nixon to ol Rinaldo

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Kalli posted:

I like the Cassie Cage one where she kicks out a guy's middle then takes a kissy face heart selfie in the hole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_cGp_o5Nk0

What a little cinnibun :3:

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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I just drink whisky in the dark like a gumshoe

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Quiet Feet posted:

It was just the most insane poo poo you would ever see on a wrestling show and kept topping itself constantly. Like time traveling alien man and the literal actual dragon dude who went from rivals to best friends. And the promoter feeding lovely wrestlers to his caged brother. Helped that the matches were brilliant too.

What!?

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Sears hosed up multiple installations in my home and their customer service hosed it up even more.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Got arrested for felony DV in 2020. Court case has yet to go to trial.

I enjoy the show quite a bit but woof

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Sears, more like jeers mirite

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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BlindSite posted:

I signed up to start doing kickboxing and mma again 3 times a week. 35 in march, haven't trained in 5 years but I feel like a 5 year old I'm so excited to get back on the mats and start training again.

Your roni lungs gonna be good with that?

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Ornery and Hornery posted:

Friends, I’ve got the sads today for some reason.

And those snips from Velma have only made it worse.

https://twitter.com/gschnakenberg/status/1611746618906234881?s=46&t=mFztyKT71S7pACwwsH0Utg

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Rectal Placenta posted:

Today's entry for unexpected wikipedia lists:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast-shaped_hill

How the hell did I not realize this about the Grand Tetons?

lol Wales has an island named Mumbles

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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CannonFodder posted:

Double post for a completely different chat: I got kimchi to go with canned tuna because I am basic and that's something the internet suggested. Do I cook it up? On the stove? or just eat that poo poo cold. I'm not going to microwave it, I know fish does not go in the microwave.

You can do any combination and it'd be acceptable. Cold kimchi, cold tuna? Yes. Cooked kimchi, cold tuna? Yes. Cold kimchi, cooked tuna? Yes. Cooked kimchi, cooked tuna? Yes.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Bird in a Blender posted:

Kimchi on a hot dog is underutilized. Also have that dog with a side of kimchi fries. Can’t go wrong with kimchi.

:hmmyes:

Make an omlet with rice and kimchi inside. Pro more

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Now I want to try a kimchi reuben

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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I can't abide my syrup touching anything but my pancake/waffle.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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a sexual elk posted:

Sausage/bacon with syrup is a bare minimum breakfast

That is haram

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Skwirl posted:

I think pretty much everything with bacon is.

Syrup touching animal is extra heretical to Ol Rinaldo

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Braksgirl posted:

This is why we are food enemies. I love syrupy bacons.

Of course you'd like it, my old foe.

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