Zil posted:

Vegastar posted:

You should copy this to Yammer so some of the other departments can chime in.
[quote="Thanks Ants" post="528798375"]
Ever since you upgraded me to the new thread I've been having problems sending emails from my phone. Can you please fix this problem once and for all because it's impacting my ability to make sales.
[quote="Wibla" post="528798286"]
There's buttons missing! and only one page?!
[quote="The Claptain" post="528798274"]
How do I use this new thread, it's different than the old one?
[quote="Thanks Ants" post="528797403"]
We should move to the cloud
[quote="Powered Descent" post="528797398"]
Since we're replacing it anyway, instead of a regular thread let's get hyperthreading, that's a lot more modern and should be much faster.
[quote="Rexxed" post="528797068"]
I backed up the old thread on this Buffalo but I can't see it on My Network and there's just a red light blinking? CRITICAL. THIS IS AFFECTING PATIENT CARE.
[quote="Thanks Ants" post="528796792"]
We need to move to a new thread, we’ll do it really cheap and have the users move their own posts. Can you provide instructions?
[quote="Wizard of the Deep" post="528796252"]
Someone deleted all the old posts? Can we restore from backup? **URGENT!**

(we might be violating HIPPO/SOCSK without those posts?)
[quote="Weatherman" post="528795799"]
Thank you for your email.

I'm currently on New Year holidays and will be offline until 9 January. Please resend your message after this time.

In an emergency, please contact team lead Sundae or manager PMchem.

Thanks
Weatherman
[quote="Christe Eleison" post="528792523"]
how do I log in to the old thread
[quote="nielsm" post="528792277"]
The new hotness is starting a new conversation in Teams instead of replying to the existing conversation, leaving everyone else wondering what the gently caress you're talking about.
[quote="notwithoutmyanus" post="528791982"]
(intentional bad spelling)

From: notwithoutmyanus@eatingbackwards.edu

STP RELYING TO THIS CHAIN PLEASE! ITS DRIVING EVERYONE INSANE! REACH OUT OR OPN A TICKET! THE EMAIL SYSTEM COULD GO DOWN IF EVERYONE KEEPS REPLYING. SOMEONE'S CITRIX VDI ALREADY GRAYSCREENED FROM ALL THE SPAM!
[quote="Sirotan" post="528791194"]
I was involved in stopping one about 3 years back so they do still happen in our modern computing age. Some dude was spamming a list with like 30k users on it (that someone did not restrict who could send mail to) with a O365 email OTP decryption link. The email would go to the group with a link and anytime someone clicked the link it would generate another email to the group. This happened over and over and over for a good hour as people on the list just blindly clicked something they shouldn't have. I guess I'm just happy it wasn't a phishing attempt.
[quote="AlexDeGruven" post="528791043"]
When you invent something truly idiot proof, someone invents a better idiot.
[quote="kensei" post="528791022"]
I bet they will, life finds a way...
[quote="Sywert of Thieves" post="528790946"]
As gently caress
[quote="AlexDeGruven" post="528790870"]
Our children will never get to experience the hilarity and rage of a good old fashioned Reply All storm.
[quote="Thanks Ants" post="528790851"]
I've hooked this email thread into Teams so I can respond with a GIF


[quote="Sirotan" post="528790626"]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: [SPAM] FW: RE: The logs could do with a courtesy flush FINAL(2) - USE THIS
Date: Sun, Jan 1 2023 12:34:15
From: Sirotan <isaseal@fuckprinters.edu>

Can you remove me from this email chain please? I no longer wish to receive these types of messages especially while I am on vacation.

On 01/01/2023 11:55 AM, Geemer wrote:
> On 01/01/2023 11:46 AM, chin up everything sucks wrote:
>>I'm Replying All because I don't know who should be informed of this, and CCing
>>the entire org chart. The old thread was a huge headache, I hated it and much
>>prefer this new streamlined single page thread. Anyone who used the old thread
>>is an idiot.
>>
>
>Guys, stop using reply all!
>Also %colleague% is not able to load the new thread ever since he decided to trim
>the excess slack on the wires coming from his hard drive monitor. He did a real
>tidy job of duct taping the ends back together again, so that can't be the issue.
>It's the server mainframe maybe down?
>
>
[quote="my cat is norris" post="528790252"]
hello

i quit my computer-touching job about six weeks ago, and it's been an enormous relief.

unfortunately, stressing about income and bills and things is reducing that relief, so i will probably look for something more permanent and structured than Uber driving sometime soon. my plan was to sell artwork to the horny people of the internet, but i can't seem to get focused enough to get that off the ground. undiagnosed adhd? probably.

anyway, wish me luck as well??
[quote="Thanks Ants" post="528790230"]

[quote="RFC2324" post="528790204"]
Obligatory gently caress Printers
[quote="Nerdlord Actual" post="528790187"]
Happy new year all you computer touchers, sincerely, your clients/coworkers.


Also my monitor's been acting up and sometimes it doesn't turn on????????????????????????????
[quote="Geemer" post="528790129"]
[Reply all] guys, stop using reply all!
Also %colleague% is not able to load the new thread ever since he decided to trim the excess slack on the wires coming from his hard drive monitor. He did a real tidy job of duct taping the ends back together again, so that can't be the issue. It's the server mainframe maybe down?
[quote="Internet Explorer" post="528790014"]
You love to see it. New thread, new year, things are looking up in the professional business email thread.
[quote="chin up everything sucks" post="528789999"]
I'm Replying All because I don't know who should be informed of this, and CCing the entire org chart. The old thread was a huge headache, I hated it and much prefer this new streamlined single page thread. Anyone who used the old thread is an idiot.
[quote="chin up everything sucks" post="528789973"]
May this be the for many of us.

Especially me, since I was laid off in November and need to move to another state as soon as my gf decides which university she's going to go to.
[quote="Sormus" post="528789944"]
Cc: boss, boss's boss, HR, Janitorial dept, and starbucks across the street

Please open the old thread, some of us still use it for work and this is affecting production.
[quote="RFC2324" post="528789770"]
I need a new job so bad

Maybe in a new field. Is there one that pays better for less work? I'm pretty sure after decades of dealing with technology I'm enough of a sociopath to be an exec
[quote="A Frosty Witch" post="528789747"]
Please 2023 ghost, bless me with the to end all so I can finally pass the torch to a new generation of goon in the well
[quote="The Fool" post="528789725"]
hello new thread
[quote="kensei" post="528789664"]
Old thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3845247

Still quite possibly one of the funniest stories I have seen on this forum:

May your 2023 be a for you.