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I still get tickets asking for help with the "coloured" printer
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2023 17:53 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:55 |
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Hell yeah AFW!
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2023 23:39 |
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EMINENT DOMAIN!!!
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2023 06:53 |
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# ¿ May 7, 2023 02:59 |
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Did you tell your girlfriend to stop putting the halogen lamp right next to it?
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# ¿ May 27, 2023 16:36 |
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Entropic posted:Got to reboot one of these today: You've seen a Rockwell Retro Encabulator in person?!
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2023 05:29 |
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Anyone know what's up with VLC suddenly appearing on people's computers?
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2023 17:06 |
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Hughmoris posted:I like to imagine Juliet gets to the office at 8:05 AM, sits down with her first cup of coffee, and begins to read responses to yesterday's phishing attempts. Suddenly, she's sobbing. Horrors!
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2023 06:42 |
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Wizard of the Deep posted:When your attempts at erudition fail,
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2023 00:14 |
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Thanks Ants posted:I think I might be going mad, but is Outlook randomly setting text alignment to justified for anybody else? Messages look fine and left-aligned when I compose them (I think) and then when I hit send they end up justified somehow. Did Immersive Reader inadvertently get enabled? It's in the ribbon.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2023 23:12 |
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A Frosty Witch posted:As I slide into the abyss of cables and blinking lights.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2023 17:26 |
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2023 01:41 |
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JPrime posted:what even is time A flat circle, like a wreath.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2023 04:40 |
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I'm an IT grunt and I've done so many new employee onboardings over the years. This was pushed for by the then director of learning and development. Of course I protested that the literal training officer ought to oversee it, but here we are. What do I do in my onboardings? Let's see: - give them their temp password, have them sign in, have them change it. Also get them set up with 2FA - show them the basic features of Outlook, including how to create Teams and Zoom meetings - how to use the Teams features, how to sign into Zoom and use Zoom Phone - how to use OneDrive, specifically sharing files and folders - how to use the Mimecast plugin in Outlook - how to sign into our CRM, both in the Outlook plugin and via browser - how to enter a helpdesk ticket (and how to use the Snipping Tool!) I can usually knock all of this out in under an hour. And they love me for it!
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2024 03:28 |
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Did someone say brain implant?
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 19:43 |
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NepTune was going to be the home/consumer version of Windows 2000
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2024 18:06 |
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What's wrong, workwife? You haven't touched your jeyboard
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2024 17:45 |
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Nighthand posted:What language are those keys in? Times New Romulan
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2024 18:46 |
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ChubbyThePhat posted:You work in an episode of Community. I just started watching Community recently (way late, I know). Tonight I saw the "Annie's Pen" episode, kinda reminded me of this ongoing saga a bit.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2024 05:51 |
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A Frosty Witch posted:Would it be irredeemable of me to put my name in for a lateral move position in another department 3 months after starting here? Definitely pursue the path to your happiness. Don't wait.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 01:31 |
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:Good lord this reminded me of the time I worked at a collection agency. One of the senior managers had an attachment on an email that he wanted to send to the other managers. He saved the attachment to his desktop, printed it, scanned it, then attached the scanned image of the attachment to an email that he then sent to the other managers. TITTIEKISSER69 posted:Speaking of going down the rabbit hole, I had a client call today who had trouble sending email. Now let it be known that he and his brother who run this 5-person company are notorious for trying to send 20MB attachments thru AT&T's provided email service.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 17:46 |
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It's a printer. Initiate the Office Space protocol.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 22:15 |
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$80 is also a good price for a working printer, just saying. But there is a Printer thread you can trying asking about the fix in.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2024 05:12 |
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I pronounce the first syllable of Entra the same as Entry, but not long ago I was helping someone with MS Authenticator and they said their account was labeled awn-tra.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 19:41 |
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 20:53 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:55 |
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SlowBloke posted:https://itinerarium.github.io/phoneme-synthesis/?w=/%27en.tra/ I don't drink IPAs, too bitter
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 22:53 |