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TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

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I still get tickets asking for help with the "coloured" printer :sigh:

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TITTIEKISSER69
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Hell yeah AFW!

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:flashfap: EMINENT DOMAIN!!! :flashfap:

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Did you tell your girlfriend to stop putting the halogen lamp right next to it?

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Entropic posted:

Got to reboot one of these today:

You've seen a Rockwell Retro Encabulator in person?!

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

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Anyone know what's up with VLC suddenly appearing on people's computers?

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Hughmoris posted:

I like to imagine Juliet gets to the office at 8:05 AM, sits down with her first cup of coffee, and begins to read responses to yesterday's phishing attempts. Suddenly, she's sobbing.

Horrors!

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Wizard of the Deep posted:

When your attempts at erudition fail,
No one is fooled by your insipid words.
You hide your shameful face behind email,
Hoping to buffalo with words in herds.

Instead, use language familiar:
"Please" and "Thank you" and your "Would you kindly";
Worry not about words peculiar.
And compose your dialect unblindly.

Whenever you speak with that foolishness
Your intentions are led so far astray.
With your brazen display of mulishness,
You embarrass those you wish to obey.

This wisdom of mine I beg you to heed;
Otherwise you might look like a dickweed.

:thurman:

TITTIEKISSER69
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Thanks Ants posted:

I think I might be going mad, but is Outlook randomly setting text alignment to justified for anybody else? Messages look fine and left-aligned when I compose them (I think) and then when I hit send they end up justified somehow.

Edit: The problem seems to be Outlook on desktop (Windows, not the poo poo new app) displaying all emails justified, if I look in OWA they are formatted as they were sent.

Did Immersive Reader inadvertently get enabled? It's in the ribbon.

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A Frosty Witch posted:

As I slide into the abyss of cables and blinking lights.

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:neckbeard:

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JPrime posted:

what even is time

A flat circle, like a wreath.

TITTIEKISSER69
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I'm an IT grunt and I've done so many new employee onboardings over the years. This was pushed for by the then director of learning and development. Of course I protested that the literal training officer ought to oversee it, but here we are.

What do I do in my onboardings? Let's see:

- give them their temp password, have them sign in, have them change it. Also get them set up with 2FA
- show them the basic features of Outlook, including how to create Teams and Zoom meetings
- how to use the Teams features, how to sign into Zoom and use Zoom Phone
- how to use OneDrive, specifically sharing files and folders
- how to use the Mimecast plugin in Outlook
- how to sign into our CRM, both in the Outlook plugin and via browser
- how to enter a helpdesk ticket (and how to use the Snipping Tool!)

I can usually knock all of this out in under an hour. And they love me for it!

TITTIEKISSER69
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Did someone say brain implant?

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NepTune was going to be the home/consumer version of Windows 2000

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What's wrong, workwife? You haven't touched your jeyboard

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Nighthand posted:

What language are those keys in?

Times New Romulan

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ChubbyThePhat posted:

You work in an episode of Community.

I just started watching Community recently (way late, I know). Tonight I saw the "Annie's Pen" episode, kinda reminded me of this ongoing saga a bit.

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A Frosty Witch posted:

Would it be irredeemable of me to put my name in for a lateral move position in another department 3 months after starting here?

Turns out I detest project management and want to go back to managing IT

Definitely pursue the path to your happiness. Don't wait.

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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Good lord this reminded me of the time I worked at a collection agency. One of the senior managers had an attachment on an email that he wanted to send to the other managers. He saved the attachment to his desktop, printed it, scanned it, then attached the scanned image of the attachment to an email that he then sent to the other managers.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Speaking of going down the rabbit hole, I had a client call today who had trouble sending email. Now let it be known that he and his brother who run this 5-person company are notorious for trying to send 20MB attachments thru AT&T's provided email service.

I encouraged him to break up today's 20MB PDF into smaller files and send those maybe 2 at a time. He called back when he got to the last one which was stalling, I remote in and see that it's 6MB but trying to go out. I have him wait for five minutes and out it goes.

I then asked him how he comes upon these massive files to send:

1) Receive 2MB PDF attachment
2) Print it out
3) Scan it thru the big Kyocera unit
4) Send 20MB scan of exact same loving thing

:psyduck:

I then advised him to not do the whole print/scan thing - just forward the email directly, or save the attachment and attach to a new email. He thought those would be introducing extra, unnecessary steps!

TITTIEKISSER69
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It's a printer. Initiate the Office Space protocol.

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$80 is also a good price for a working printer, just saying. But there is a Printer thread you can trying asking about the fix in.

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I pronounce the first syllable of Entra the same as Entry, but not long ago I was helping someone with MS Authenticator and they said their account was labeled awn-tra.

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I don't drink IPAs, too bitter

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