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How will the light-heavyweight title somehow stay vacant again?
This poll is closed.
Another split draw 6 17.65%
Glover Teixeira pulls out citing old man hips 9 26.47%
Jamahal Hill gets TKOed during his weight cut by way of Bathtub 9 26.47%
Fight cancelled when Jiří Procházka throws a dolly at the fighter bus 10 29.41%
Total: 34 votes
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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


BE and MMAJunkie are the ones I read. MMA junkie is trash but they have a pretty steady feed of basic info without biting for fake stories.

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

They're decent for breaking news but we get better analysis itt than any media I've seen.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/MikeBohn/status/1619102270582398977?s=20&t=5iBPMvfDD_wlVUMsnCm42g
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/1619101797855154179?s=20&t=5iBPMvfDD_wlVUMsnCm42g

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
JFC who was the last champ to lose badly and take a gimme fight before their rematch?

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009


Grasso was looking really lean the other day on her IG, must be trying to avoid another weight cut gently caress up like last time. 287 seems like its off to a good start.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
God immediately after we’re all complaining about immediate rematches we get Adesanya Perreira 2:doh:

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

They will have Masvidal fighting for a title immediately if he beats Burns and it will drive me to the brink of madness.

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

BlindSite posted:

They're decent for breaking news but we get better analysis itt than any media I've seen.

Karim posts in here?

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


kri kri posted:

Karim posts in here?

Love the guy. Karim doesn't do analysis. He does investigative journalism.

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
https://twitter.com/Boco_T/status/1619158340206227457

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
God, that was hysterical

That saw mask is just :discourse:

Screama
Nov 25, 2007
Yes, I am very cereal.

blue footed boobie posted:

God immediately after we’re all complaining about immediate rematches we get Adesanya Perreira 2:doh:

To be fair, an immediate rematch is a lot more justifiable when it's an established champ who just lost their belt and there isn't much to gain by having them fight someone in the #2-5 rankings who they've beaten before.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

CarlCX posted:

They will have Masvidal fighting for a title immediately if he beats Burns and it will drive me to the brink of madness.

Him beating Burns is pretty unlikely though. Burns will obviously have a significant grappling advantage but I don't think Masvidal is going to have comparable striking advantage. In fact, I can see him losing exchanges on the feet.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tangy Zizzle posted:

Bloody Elbow being dropped by Vox, ah well

The amount of people who are crooning/giggling about the layoffs and also saying "keep politics out of sport" is loving amazing given most have Dagestani fighters like Khabib or Khamzat in their avatar, or have #FreeTate/#Trump things in their bio.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Mekchu posted:

The amount of people who are crooning/giggling about the layoffs and also saying "keep politics out of sport" is loving amazing given most have Dagestani fighters like Khabib or Khamzat in their avatar, or have #FreeTate/#Trump things in their bio.

"Keep politics I don't like out of sports"

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
Meanwhile in Thailand
https://twitter.com/grabaka_hitman/status/1619192426094301186

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Snowman_McK posted:

Him beating Burns is pretty unlikely though. Burns will obviously have a significant grappling advantage but I don't think Masvidal is going to have comparable striking advantage. In fact, I can see him losing exchanges on the feet.

We were talking about this on the discord and I just dunno, man. Some part of this is most definitely my fear of Masvidal being back in title contention yet again, but he was able to stave off Demian Maia for three rounds so I have trouble seeing Burns grapplefucking him like he has other folks, and Burns is definitely the more powerful striker but he also has trouble stopping himself from getting wild and brawly when he gets into it, and Masvidal has enough striking technique to make him pay if he gets undisciplined.

Also I know this is basically expected at this point and it would be silly to assume anything else, but it has to be noted once again, for being a company that used to pretend fighter behavior mattered, Jorge Masvidal assaulted a fellow UFC fighter on the street and injured him so badly that he has a loving trial date next month over it, and the UFC did not do a single thing to him except shut the gently caress up and book him in a likely title eliminator.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Amidst the BloodyElbow firings is this guy named Chris Rini who is an artist that made the MMASquared "political cartoon" style stuff BE posted. Anyway he also has a Patreon that is 100% a pro follow if you like cool art about this sport.

He puts out a book called The Fine Art of Violence that is a collection of his work (and other artists) that focuses on MMA/combat sports stuff each year and its great.

https://www.patreon.com/ChrisRini

https://chrisrini.com/

These are some of his quick croquis from the recent PPV




Lucasar
Jan 25, 2005

save a few for lefty too

CarlCX posted:

We were talking about this on the discord and I just dunno, man. Some part of this is most definitely my fear of Masvidal being back in title contention yet again, but he was able to stave off Demian Maia for three rounds so I have trouble seeing Burns grapplefucking him like he has other folks, and Burns is definitely the more powerful striker but he also has trouble stopping himself from getting wild and brawly when he gets into it, and Masvidal has enough striking technique to make him pay if he gets undisciplined.

Also I know this is basically expected at this point and it would be silly to assume anything else, but it has to be noted once again, for being a company that used to pretend fighter behavior mattered, Jorge Masvidal assaulted a fellow UFC fighter on the street and injured him so badly that he has a loving trial date next month over it, and the UFC did not do a single thing to him except shut the gently caress up and book him in a likely title eliminator.


It's somehow even worse than that. After beating Magny, Burns called out Covington specifically. Covington is the fighter Masvidal assaulted, and is also coming off a victory over Masvidal, and yet it is Masvidal who gets the match-up. I know in reality it's possible Covington passed on an offer to fight Burns, but the optics are atrocious. Can't win in the cage? Just bushwhack the guy who beat you later on and we'll treat it as a W.

Tom Clancy is Dead
Jul 13, 2011

Hi it me, a BE refugee.

Lucasar posted:

It's somehow even worse than that. After beating Magny, Burns called out Covington specifically. Covington is the fighter Masvidal assaulted, and is also coming off a victory over Masvidal, and yet it is Masvidal who gets the match-up. I know in reality it's possible Covington passed on an offer to fight Burns, but the optics are atrocious. Can't win in the cage? Just bushwhack the guy who beat you later on and we'll treat it as a W.

It's a pattern for him, he did it to Edwards too.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013



To be the champ, you need to beat the champ and then beat the champ and then get stripped because Conor wants a shot

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
Tape Delay for the first Krush show of 2023 from last weekend
https://bocot.substack.com/p/tape-delay-kickboxing-8-krush145

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Conor was hit by a car while riding his bike.

No major injuries.

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
Jon Jones losing his touch

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
Did a Tesla mistake his swollen red self for a fire truck?

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

henkman posted:

Jon Jones losing his touch

Kragger99
Mar 21, 2004
Pillbug
There once was a man named conor
who was an rear end in a top hat that had no honor
he's won many a fight
but got hit on his bike
he's fine, but I wish he'd join Bonnar.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
2022 Year-End Awards are up

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4022782

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

some good news for the BE readers, they're apparently gonna try and make a go of it independently together

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Kragger99 posted:

There once was a man named conor
who was an rear end in a top hat that had no honor
he's won many a fight
but got hit on his bike
he's fine, but I wish he'd join Bonnar.

Out-loving-standing!

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Kragger99 posted:

There once was a man named conor
who was an rear end in a top hat that had no honor
he's won many a fight
but got hit on his bike
he's fine, but I wish he'd join Bonnar.

:perfect:

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Kragger99 posted:

There once was a man named conor
who was an rear end in a top hat that had no honor
he's won many a fight
but got hit on his bike
he's fine, but I wish he'd join Bonnar.

lol

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



Oliveira got a poo poo ton of ink done

https://twitter.com/bjpenndotcom/status/1619598305448833024

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

I wonder how long a full back piece makes it uncomfortable to do guard practice.

Also new thread is getting finalized, so if you've got title recommendations, toss 'em in and jesus christ let's get the gently caress out of January.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

CarlCX posted:

I wonder how long a full back piece makes it uncomfortable to do guard practice.
With the old gauze bandages or stupid saran wrap method, you don't want to roll while the scab is healing or the tattoo will look like poo poo. With the new Gore-Tex bandages he could be back on the mats in two weeks.

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
Here's the Tape Delay for last night's GLORY Rivals, for everyone that was watching the Royal Rumble instead https://bocot.substack.com/p/tape-delay-kickboxing-9-glory-rivals

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
hopefully this is where i can put this

an old pal whos way more into combat sports linked this elsewhere

holy smokes look at this dude fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugZcskzxMmc&t=15s

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 23 days!

graph posted:

hopefully this is where i can put this

an old pal whos way more into combat sports linked this elsewhere

holy smokes look at this dude fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugZcskzxMmc&t=15s

good fight but holy gently caress the commentary is loving atrocious

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CarlCX posted:

I wonder how long a full back piece makes it uncomfortable to do guard practice.

Also new thread is getting finalized, so if you've got title recommendations, toss 'em in and jesus christ let's get the gently caress out of January.

So I did a back tattoo in college across my shoulderblades and stupidly tried doing situps within a few days/less than a week.

Let me tell you, it sucks.

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Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

graph posted:

hopefully this is where i can put this

an old pal whos way more into combat sports linked this elsewhere

holy smokes look at this dude fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugZcskzxMmc&t=15s

Oh nice. Def post this in the kickboxing thread:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3630848

Mekchu fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Jan 30, 2023

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