UFC/MMA January: if you find power slap entertaining than fuck you

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How will the light-heavyweight title somehow stay vacant again? This poll is closed.
Another split draw	6	17.65%
Glover Teixeira pulls out citing old man hips	9	26.47%
Jamahal Hill gets TKOed during his weight cut by way of Bathtub	9	26.47%
Fight cancelled when Jiř� Proch�zka throws a dolly at the fighter bus	10	29.41%
Total:	34 votes

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Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

LobsterMobster posted:

if he retires, dana will just have more time to indulge in his hobbies, chief among them appears to be spousal abuse

Dana White will insist he will be at the UFC card that evening while still in lock up and not arraigned.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2023 20:11

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 12:58

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2023/jan/04/ufc-dana-white-spousal-battery

Karim getting published.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 15:03

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

kimbo305 posted:

What is the composition of wrestling fans in terms of awareness of and sympathy for CTE? Iow, are they more or less disdainful about slapping vs the average (yuck) mma fan?

Very very high awareness given that Chris Benoit is the direct point to point at for when CTE was starting to be taken seriously.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2023 02:42

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

gently caress around: oh man I'm going to be such a warrior refusing to tap out to this submission

Find out:
https://twitter.com/ACLrecoveryCLUB/status/1616868297412349952?t=vgVZpiSMGWrupMbZN_8ccg&s=19
https://twitter.com/sportskeedaMMA/status/1614123310421528576?t=VXdxY1NWV4FknP16DoF9aA&s=19

# ¿ Jan 25, 2023 03:22

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/GBaynduuren/status/1614579230364536834?t=AmNxNwHyC3xrIBW28wELWA&s=19
https://twitter.com/NicoSCMP/status/1615706619198984195?t=CL7Z6l0OFXhFkllRvcpz8Q&s=19

# ¿ Jan 25, 2023 04:54

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/jedigoodman/status/1618551046992977921?t=m056T-auPM-IRcARmGt_Ew&s=19

# ¿ Jan 27, 2023 01:13

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

He also sat there ominously while Stun Gun Kim murdered some kpop stars.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2023 13:27

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Mekchu posted:

Who among us wouldn't want to watch as some tweeners with impeccable skin get beaten up by Stun Gun?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzSAO8op0ow

# ¿ Jan 31, 2023 19:25

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

chaleski posted:

Remember when Dana took everyone's sponsors away for Reebok because he wanted to clean up the sport and make it look less like NASCAR? Good times

Now now that wasn't Dana, that was the Fertitta's because it would look good for pumping the price up as they planned to sell. Worked too and I still miss condom depot and dynamic fastener.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2023 21:15

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Come take a Victory Ride with me

# ¿ Jan 31, 2023 21:19

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Alpha Nail was the dumbest branding and set back that guys with nail polished are cool and getting your nails done is fun because they made it into a bro-thing.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2023 21:34

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Zyience

# ¿ Jan 31, 2023 21:45

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

kimbo305 posted:

Jeez Louise, you missed the main point of their branding.
It's Xyience. DON'T ASK ME ABOUT THE I.

I'm not even sure to this day what it is!

He'll back then one of the main sponsors was Muscle Pharm which just declared bankruptcy and I'm fairly sure was just a steroid front.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2023 21:58

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Apparently in old footage Praetorion is now blurred after being banned as a sponsor in 2013

# ¿ Jan 31, 2023 22:03

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Shumagorath posted:

What did they do to get a harsher treatment than the one that literally had “reich” in the name?

From what I can find they straight up didn't pay UFC for their logo in events and suggestions they weren't paying the fighters wearing their sponsorship either.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2023 05:53

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Ah for some reason i thought there was a real incident not just that music video. Now i think I might be misremembering someone saying they were gonna slap TKZ's friend or something

Yeah this happened. It was Brian Ortega.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2023 06:48

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 12:58

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Josuke Higashikata posted:

Prime energy drink is the one that people over here in the UK have been going feral over, selling for upwards of �10 a bottle and as high as �100 for a crate. Barely flavoured coconut water, apparently.

KSI and Paul are also conspicuously not actually ingesting the drink on any of the adverts.

UFC adjavent but i remember when Gracie Breakdown was a thing and they tried to hard push Acai and coconut water, and the sterility of coconut water, not mentioning it tastes horrible

# ¿ Feb 1, 2023 07:22

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