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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





It's Sunday Night Football!

Tonight we have a fierce rivalry between what's left of the Steelers of Pittsburgh and the Ravens of Baltimore! Half the Ravens are in hospitals or sold to illegal organ harvesting rings, whereas the Steelers just look like this normally. Eugh!

See Lamar Jackson some Huntley guy throw bad passes to whoever is left of the Ravens WR corpse!

See Kenny Pickett throw bad passes to good players!

Maybe JJ Watt will get injured again!? Maybe more Ravens will fall out of the sky?

All this and more on Sunday Night Footballs!

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Everyone in 3 hours:

https://twitter.com/jacobinfante24/status/1609655103316955136

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






gently caress that would have been an excellent thread title.

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

why is jason garret on my tv still good lord

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

adaz posted:

why is jason garret on my tv still good lord

It's the way to keep him off the sidelines

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



They're all picking the Steelers

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Bring on Trubisky and rename the team the Tittsburgh Feelers.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
So does anything about this game matter even hypothetically, or are we just in full sickos territory here?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



SamuraiFoochs posted:

So does anything about this game matter even hypothetically, or are we just in full sickos territory here?

Steelers are alive with a win. They need to win out and every 8 win team to lose next week to make it in.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

SamuraiFoochs posted:

So does anything about this game matter even hypothetically, or are we just in full sickos territory here?

Steelers are still alive for a wild card spot and Tomlin is trying to avoid having his first losing season ever.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

So does anything about this game matter even hypothetically, or are we just in full sickos territory here?

Pit has something to play for

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

This game needs, like, High on Fire for the intro, not this crap song

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

gently caress da steelers

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

chamois posted:

gently caress da steelers

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I'm rooting for the only positive outcome this game can have: a tie

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I miss Al Michaels and his old man who's done with this poo poo energy.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

gently caress the steelers

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

BlindSite posted:

gently caress the steelers

Also happy new year

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Oh man, remember when they broke Ben Roethlisberger's nose? That was cool.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Tyler Huntleys cannon arm will destroy the Steelers

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
The grass looks like piss

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Quiet Feet posted:

I miss Al Michaels and his old man who's done with this poo poo energy.

Tirico is just so average and :geno:

and he’s a drat pervert

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Elephanthead posted:

The grass looks like piss

Appropriate really

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Quiet Feet posted:

Oh man, remember when they broke Ben Roethlisberger's nose? That was cool.

Ngata will forever be one of my faves if only for this

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Elephanthead posted:

The grass looks like piss

That's been Baltimore's thing since like 1950.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Dr_Strangelove posted:

Tirico is just so average and :geno:

and he’s a drat pervert

Tirico has his moments where he talks poo poo about bad teams.

But yeah.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Fullback dive :hmmyes:

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

chamois posted:

gently caress da steelers

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Glad they busted out the all-black uniforms for this one. It's a sick look

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

a helpful bear posted:

Glad they busted out the all-black uniforms for this one. It's a sick look

They look like ravens

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

big powerful men running into each other is what i’m here for cris

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Najee Harris the eye back.

Jalen Warren the ear back.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
How is that not PI? He pushed him over

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Hell yeah Stephens

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Is Trubisky playing?

I will tune in for the NVP.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

BGrifter posted:

Is Trubisky playing?

I will tune in for the NVP.

Nope

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Pick-2-Pick failed.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Welp. That’s disappointing.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

fartknocker posted:

I'm rooting for the only positive outcome this game can have: a tie

:hmmyes:
:same:

A Pittsburg win tho hurts their draft position and the Ravens' seeding.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Putting a little of this in my chili con queso tonight wish my butt luck.

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