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Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Yo
Takakeisho

SK
TAKAYASU
Kiribiyama
Kotonowaka

M1
Daeiesho
Tamawashi
Midorifuji

M6
Oho
Ichinojo
Myogiryu

M11
Chiyomaru
Kotoshoho
Kotoeko

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Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


my whole team are unreliables but theres a lotta love there, takayasu and chiyomaru are the sun and moon of my heart

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


My guys are really loving me and not in the good way

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


I should trade but I'm going down with the ship with my terrible lads

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Aw drat that sucks. Kenning, Can I trade Takayasu for Kiribiyama?

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


holy poo poo that last fight was amazing

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Oh man I never knew I needed that but it's so obvious

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


"Simply be incredibly obsequious and pay the JSA"

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


drat forgot to post my picks here they are!

SK
Kiribiyama
Kotonowaka
Daeisho

M1
Tamawashi
Mitakeumi
Shodai

M6
Takayasu
Ichiyamamoto
Myogiryu

M11
Hokuseiho
Kagayaki
Kotoeko

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Thanks Kenning! you're the real powerful gentleman here

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Oof not going good for my stable but I'm just gonna continue to do my best sumo and hope I can do a bit better for the next half

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


MyChemicalImbalance posted:

:same:

Poor Daiesho, it's like he thought the answer was "do the same, only harder". Didn't get him the yusho but it could get him Ozeki.

Great tournament, now the cold long wait til May :manning:

That's why I love Daieisho. He always just pushes forward. Though he was showing some good new techniques this basho such as pushing sideways

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


I assume all the stables are insanely abusive behind the scenes given pretty much everything about how sumo works and the environment the wrestlers are in

Incredibly strict hierarchies
Boarding school/military dorm living
No girlfriends/social life allowed
Suck it up pussy, it's only a broken spine attitude

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


MyChemicalImbalance posted:

Oh yeah some actual modern training techniques in sumo could be a game changer, from what gets put out in public it seems that they're very set in tradition, and even the weight programs they do look a few decades behind most combat/contact sports.

Otoh there's this. WMH hitting heights he's never seemed able to, coupled with a juicy physique at 29? Kinda sus, maybe they are modern behind closed doors.

Afaik they don't test for steroids and theyr constantly injured so I'd be pretty surprised if they weren't juicing even while training treaditionally

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Sorry for my late entry Kenning, I wasn't sure if I'd participate but I just can't resist.

Yo:
terry last man standing

Sk:
Daieisho,
Kotonowaka,
hoshoryu

M1+:
Asanoyama,
Shodai,
meisei

M6+:
Takayasu,
Hokuseiho,
Tamawashi

M11+:
Hakuoho,
Gonoyama,
Tsurigisho

I can't not pick Takayasu first

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


hoshoryu looking murderous the entire basho then bursting into tears and hugging everyone at the end was very sweet

really cool how well the new guys did this basho

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Ice Phisherman posted:

I mean, the sumo to professional wrestling pipeline is very real. It could happen. Or at least he might do a few guest appearances while he still has name recognition.

No tochi! You're having stem cells injected into your heart. Go to bed and stay there for 10 years.

Re: miyagino

I was also a little disappointed to see that hakuhos stable is very much traditional, it doesn't really look modernised much at all
I did like the bedazzled tracksuit he was wearing in sumo prime times vid

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


YO
Kirishima
Hoshoryu
Takakeisho

SK
Daeisho
Kotonowaka
Nishikigi

M1
Gonoyama
Tamawashi
Hokotofuji

M6
Hakuoho
Takayasu
Kotoeko

M11
Hokuseiho
Kagayaki
Daishoho

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


It was dirty but not exactly a henka, takaieshos two moves are he either body slams you head on or he does a slapdown, he just began with a slapdown.

Mind you I did shout "Oh you dirty bastard!" when he did it.

Also lol I didn't even entertain for a second that Takayasu wouldn't bottle it cause that's his whole deal, pretty good performance though.

Man I was shouting at Hokuseiho "watch his tricky leg! I told you bro!" vs Hoshoryu, the Mongolians all have tricky legs


Fun basho, Hokuseiho seemed to learn how to sumo after losing to Midorifuji, who himself seemed to realise he can just use that shoulder pull down on everyone (for now).

Daeisho looking good, he's really maturing and going from a guy who just pushes to a guy with a bit more flexibility, him and Takayasu are both best when they pace themselves and act cautiously but both lack a bit of defence on the ropes.

Kirishima (father krishmas) got outta kadoban so I'm happy with that too.

Kinbozan, Gonoyama, Atamifuji all looking like very strong newcomers.

Abi trying to bait a hundred henkas towards the end was funny too

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Y/O:
Kiribiyama
Takakeisho
Terunofuji/hoshoryu

S/K:
Daeisho
Kotonowaka
Hokutofuji

M1-5:
Takayasu
Gonoyama
Shodai

M6-10:
Hokuseiho
Onosho
Kotoeko

M11+:
Tamawashi
Hiradoumi
Roga

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Kenning posted:


Day 2 standings

Makuuchi
code:
9	Communist Thoughts
8	Khizan
8	NuclearPotato
8	Xerzes
7	Akiosan
7	anakha
7	Ice Phisherman
7	Iron Chef Nex
7	Kenning
7	MalarkeyToboggan
7	Marching Powder
7	Mode 7
7	Teddybear
7	Thauros
6	Average Lettuce
6	Banana Canada
6	Everyones Favorite Poster
6	Jobbo_Fett
6	Netsky
6	Pakled
6	Robviously
6	Tiny Bug Child
5	bartolimu
5	Brut
5	Crusty Nutsack
5	Fluffdaddy
5	GoatSeeGuy
5	Helianthus Annuus
5	Kuros
5	pseudodragon
5	Saturnine Aberrance
5	Vargatron
5	whats for dinner
4	Charles Gnarwin
4	Lid
4	Nativity In Black
3	captainblastum
3	MyChemicalImbalance

Yes, yes! An unassailable lead!

I'd trade it all in for a Takayasu cup, just sayin

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Come on Hokuseiho you fucker

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


https://packaged-media.redd.it/ybgk...d27df544c7e#t=0

Cant seem to embed this but it's definitely a must see

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Kotonowaka looks like a huge astroboy, he's one of the most aesthetic wrestlers imo

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Meisei is who I call Big Baby, I think he's a decent wrestler

Kagayaki has the best assets of any of them

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Yo
Kirishima
Terunofuji
Takakeisho

Sk
Takayasu
Daiesho
Kotonowaka

M1-5
Atamifuji
Gonoyama
Hokotufuji

M6-10
Hokuseiho
Kinbozan
Tamawashi

M11+
Tsurugisho
Kotoshoho
Shimazuumi

Juryo
Chiyomaru
Chiyomaru
Chiyomaru

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


How long before terry is out again?

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Can I trade Takayasu for Daieisho please

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Fearless posted:

While I am very sad that Kirishima fell short of earning his rope, I am very happy that Kotonowaka will be an ozeki soon. Both men have grown a lot over the past year and it is splendid to see.

I'm devastated for Kirishima that not only did he not make Yokozuna but his dad threw him out of the ring like a ragdoll in front of everybody

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Tbf Hakuhos stable has a history of bullying and physical violence and I wouldn't be surprised if that comes from the man himself

Iirc there was that old video of him jumping up and down on a young rikishis back to get him to stretch that looked very painful

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


YO
Kirishima
Kotonowaka
Takakeisho

SK
Daeisho
Nishikigi
Abi

M1
Asanoyama
Atamifuji
Hiradoumi

M6
Takayasu
Hokutofuji
Kinbozan

M11
Roga
Daiamami
Myogiryu

Juryo
Hakuoho
Kotoeko
Hidenoumi

Communist Thoughts fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Mar 8, 2024

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Shiroc posted:

It's entirely possible for Hakuho to be the greatest athlete in a sport but a huge, colossal shithead at the same time. Hokuseiho was his recruit. They'd been together in the heya for years. I assume Hakuho's influence there was overwhelming even when he wasn't the official leader. The association knows him better than anyone else. It feels entirely likely that their resistance to him becoming the stablemaster was grounded in a total lack of confidence that he could do it, which was immediately proven right! Hakuho loving sucks as a stablemaster!

I really think that people in this thread want to let too much from him slide because they liked his wrestling.

Yeah I agree pretty much.
I also wouldn't be surprised if there is more bad stuff we aren't hearing about and they don't want aired.

It still sucks though and hurts my enthusiasm for sumo in general but I'll get over it

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Ben Nerevarine posted:

Day 10 Hoshoryu vs Wakamotoharu - that's the quickest, cleanest uwatenage I think I've seen, practically a henka

"Nothing personal, kid"

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


i hate that stinkman hoshoryu

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!



No! No!!

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!



YES screw you stinkman!
get out of these sweet young boys' way

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


wodin posted:

As a spectator, I'm a bit sad that it cheats us out of prime Hakuoho vs. Terunofuji/Takerufuji/Atamifuji. Those were going to be some awesome matches and now we'll never get to see them because they'll be stablemates.

I was thinking that but then realised miyagino basically has no makuuchi guys anymore anyway

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


I always thought of akua as an imposter Chiyomaru so root against him, it's important to have arbitrary villains to boo

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Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Nativity In Black posted:

Don't like that one bit. Has the rule for how this works changed over the years or is there basically no rule and this is all part of some ongoing meta game evolution?

Comparing this to the modern mind games of who puts down the last fist is weird.

And yeah, gently caress Ryuden.

I also used to root for Abi until he pulled a henka "side tachi-ai" on Takayasu during a playoff. I can usually appreciate a henka, but pulling one during a playoff seems like especially bad form. Doesn't help that the result was Takayasu writhing in pain on the dohyo. If I recall Takayasu was already injured going into that match, so that part can't be blamed on Abi, but that might have been one of Takayasu's last chances a tournament win.

A lot of my villains are rikishi who slighted Takayasu at some point

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