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NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

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After having recently earned my promotion from Juryo I've been watching since Jan '22 thanks to Lid in the auspol discord but haven't :justpost: ed until now, I am looking forward to my debut in the top Makuuchi division in July. In the mean time, I will attempt to demonstrate my brand of sumo in this exhibition tournament as preparation :hai:

Y/O:
Terunofuji
Takakesiho

S/K:
Kiribiyama
Hoshoryu
Wakamotoharu

M1-5:
Abi
Takayasu
Kinbozan

M6-10:
Tamawashi
Onosho
Hiradoumi

M11+:
Hokuseiho
Asanoyama
Kotoeko

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NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

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Average Lettuce posted:

Day 4: Wakamotoharu is looking really impressive, getting some tough wins. Takakeisho getting anonther lucky easy win. Terunofuji just bossing Tobizaru around, poor guy!

Long awaited return of THE CLAMPS

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




The square on view of Teru's clamps wrapped around Ura was absolutely savage, is it even possible to get out of that? :stare:

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Lucasar posted:

Day 11:
Average rikishi win% by utchari: 0.23%
Wakamotoharu's win% by utchari: 2.5%


Truly one of the most hair-raising kimarite.

I was still at work (from home) when that happened and I nearly shouted down the phone call I was on


anakha posted:

Day 11: Teru was taking no poo poo today. Those clamps came on FAST.

Also looked like they really hurt, nephew shaking the feeling back into his arms right after :eyepop:

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Shiroc posted:

Kirishima does feel good to say, very smooth sounds, don't have the slight halt for the 'bi' in the middle. I like it.

Sleek lines, built for speed

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Y/O:
Terunofuji

Kirishima

S/K:
Daieisho
Hoshoryu
Wakamotoharu

M1-5:
Asanoyama
Ura
Hiradoumi

M6-10:
Takayasu
Hokuseiho
Nishikifuji

M11+:
Hakuoho
Kotoshoho
Gonoyama

I am prepared to bring my style of sumo to this basho

NTRabbit fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Jul 7, 2023

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Lid posted:

another basho with no ozeki or yokozuna this era is cursed

At the start of the coverage Murray said Kirishima is rumoured to be back tomorrow

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




bessantj posted:

Hello Kenning, may I trade the Kyujo Kaiju for Kirishima please.

Pretty sure it's happening automatically for everyone, but I would also like to do this

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Following along, I would please like to trade Asanoyama for Ura, who was next on my draft list.

If not I will gently carry my bad boy stallion onwards.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Miyagino's Super-rikishi program continues apace :eyepop:

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




anakha posted:

Day 12: Oof, not a good day to be an ozeki candidate.

They've basically ruled themselves out with bad losses to rank and filers they should have beaten across the week without even facing each other yet, Kirishima has just been locking the door for good measure


Nativity In Black posted:

Otoh, Hakuoho appears to be proving himself. If he wins tomorrow things could get quite interesting.

The lad is a unit, in the yusho race as a rookie M17 in his 4th pro tournament, and dispensed with Papa and the Many Arms in consecutive days, I hope he gets a crack at Kiri or one of the sekiwake since the Kaiju is out.

NTRabbit fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Jul 20, 2023

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




QuasiQuack posted:

Fantastic end to a fantastic basho. Goddamn this was a good one.

Hokuseiho got loving humbled lmao

Midorifuji should change his shikona to Archimedes

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Hirayuki posted:

We could probably analyze all the wrappings and figure out who that body belongs to.

Former sekiwake Kaeru

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Don't forget Shonannoumi, he's jumped right to M5w too

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Let they who do not perform a dohyo-iri in the office car park before work every morning cast the first stone

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




I just want them all to be fit and healthy enough to not get demoted straight away :ohdear:

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Y/O:
Hoshoryu
Kirishima
Takakeisho

S/K:
Kotonowaka
Wakamotoharu
Nishikigi

M1-5:
Meisei
Hokutofuji
Asanoyama

M6-10:
Oho
Kinbozan
Endo

M11+:
Hokuseiho
Atamifuji
Mitakeumi

NTRabbit fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Sep 8, 2023

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

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Lid posted:

Meddling Old Men time to check if the groundhog saw its shadow and thus whether the dead body rule is in effect or not

Justice prevailed in the end

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

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whats for dinner posted:

lol what the hell was that hoshoryu?

Shodai

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Filing a complaint with the JSA over the robbery of my heya member Oho by the horizontal Endo

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

It's the shin-ozeki curse. Lots of new ozeki go kadoban their first tournament after promotion. Plus he's not MK yet.

Also he was robbed pretty hard today, that was a do over at the very worst

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Average Lettuce posted:

I don't get the Takakeisho hate. He might be a one trick pony, but it's still pretty amazing to see him at full strength. He will never be my favourite (nor will Daeisho) but I find a dominating Takakeisho satisfying to watch.

I do now :mad:

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




JSA doing their part to encourage sound health and long careers in junior rikishi by booting Hakuoho from M9 to J6 after missing just one basho to surgery coming off losing a playoff

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




I'm pleased that I reached my KK last outing, and aim to reach double figures with my style of sumo this time around

Y/O:
Kirishima
Hoshoryu
Takakeisho

S/K:
Kotonowaka
Daieisho
Abi

M1-5:
Ura
Gonoyama
Takayasu

M6-10:
Atamifuji
Kinbozan
Mitakeumi

M11+:
Tomokaze
Nishikifuji
Churanoumi

NTRabbit fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Nov 10, 2023

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

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Lid posted:

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Expecting further JSA punishment by booting him direct to Sandanme for January

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




They've already booked the caterer for the Yokozuna Takakeisho party, so they have to make sure he gets there within the next 15 days obviously

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Marching Powder posted:

ugh. tochinoshin got me interested in sumo with his ozeki reclamation highlights on youtube, and chiyomaru, enho, and hakuho backed up that interest with genuinely fascinating sumo personas and styles. also chiyomaru looks like a giant cuddly cloud. anyway they're all... doing great. jesus eras dip in and out of existence quick in sumo. a whatever bring on the new guys. they're cool too.

Someone should buy chiyo an account to post during his recovery

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Today is the day to watch if you want to see a man pick up and carry a tree :eyepop:

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Abi and Shodai are the most confusing rikishi

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Eldoop posted:

ATAMIFUJI! My boy beat an Ozeki!

Gonna have to do it again tomorrow, highlight bout at the end of the day is Atamifuji vs Kirishima probably for the Yusho

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




I am pleased that I was able to bring my style of sumo consistently to the dohyo this basho, and I would like to dedicate my first Goonryo yusho to my Oyakata, Lid

I would also like to thank chief shimpan Kenning for deeming me worthy of the outstanding performance special prize.

Although it is now in the hands of the GSA, I hope that I will be in Magoonchi next basho, and that I can continue to bring my style of sumo and win

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Nativity In Black posted:

To hear Mr. Christopher Sumo tell it, the Japanese press can't stop fawning over Kotonowaka and everyone expects him to be the next ozeki. He's definitely been steadily improving over the last year.

Personally, Hokuseiho gives me the most "giant baby" vibes.

He also said they think my large son Atamifuji is now overweight heading into this basho :ohdear:

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Y/O:
Kirishima
Terunofuji
Hoshoryu

S/K:
Kotonowaka
Daieisho
Ura

M1-5:
Atamifuji
Gonoyama
Midorifuji

M6-10:
Ichiyamamoto
Kinbozan
Hokuseiho

M11+:
Tomokaze
Onosato
Myogiryu

Juryo:
Takerufuji
Daiamami
Tohakuryu

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Liquid Communism posted:

Goddamn, Atamifuji is having a rough start.

They did give him just about the toughest four opponents to open with though

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




anakha posted:

Jesus that final match

Teru was like 'Kick my knee again and I will break your family in half' at the end there.

Tobi lucky to leave the dohyo alive tbh

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches





Never should have come back in the first place, he was clearly still injured. Trying to fight through injuries for Ozeki pride instead of sitting out and healing up is probably why he's never made it back to Ozeki

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

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Ura knew he touched it and you could see it in his face during the mono-ii, he couldn't believe he got away with it

Also CHAOS SUMO

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Looking forward to the Hakuoho-Onosato rivalry era.

Plus a grinning Atamifuji, he's there too but way too nice for anyone to think of him as a rival

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

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NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

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Never doubt Murray

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