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Reports are oddly short on specifics, but he was alegedly involved in a "weather-related accident" while plowing snow? https://deadline.com/2023/01/jeremy-renner-in-critical-but-stable-condition-after-weather-related-accident-while-plowing-snow-1235209718/ What do we think happened, goons?
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Any word on his life long live in best friend with whom he redecorates houses with? No, not the mother of his child, she lives in an outbuilding far separated from spaces where adult best friends would naturally live together for decades I hope that essential person in his life is ok and will still go forward with a zest for interior design.
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What does critical but stable condition even mean?
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I said come in! posted:What does critical but stable condition even mean? doesn't like the food
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I said come in! posted:What does critical but stable condition even mean? Could die, might not
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Shoveling snow kills a lot of people OP. Probably had a heart attack / stroke which is why he's in stable but critical condition... Not sure why he would be shoveling snow, too cheap to pay a neighborhood kid to shovel the Hawkeye's driveway?
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I said come in! posted:What does critical but stable condition even mean? Really hosed up, not getting worse. Often means coma
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I said come in! posted:What does critical but stable condition even mean? They are in the ICU but are not actively coding (i.e. dying)
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Decapitated by his own snow plough
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Dell_Zincht posted:Could die, might not Schrödinger's Renner.
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I just have one question Who is Jeremy renner
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Ziv Zulander posted:I just have one question The worst Avenger
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Ziv Zulander posted:I just have one question He was that bow and arrow dude in the Avengers that no one liked, along with Scarlett Johannsen.
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shadow puppet of a posted:Any word on his life long live in best friend with whom he redecorates houses with? No, not the mother of his child, she lives in an outbuilding far separated from spaces where adult best friends would naturally live together for decades That person is not the one in critical condition in a weather-related accident so I don't think you have to worry. Do you think this person was involved somehow? Foul play, perhaps? Do tell!
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Ziv Zulander posted:I just have one question Mr Renner is a loser and I think he is a boozer.
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Ziv Zulander posted:I just have one question https://www.amazon.com/b?ie=UTF8&node=19614678011 
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Ziv Zulander posted:I just have one question He played Hansel in Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters. The one where it was a major plot point that Hansel got diabetes from being force fed too much candy as a child.
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I’d bet it’s slipping on ice and bonked his noggin
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Your mom's stripper name is Snow, op.
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Kung Food posted:He played Hansel in Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters. The one where it was a major plot point that Hansel got diabetes from being force fed too much candy as a child. I thought that movie was fun and silly and Gemma Arteton was hot as hell
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lol remember when he launched an app about himself
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It's like the hamster thing but with a snowplow
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Knormal posted:Proprietor of the highly successful Jeremy Renner Store of course. MrQwerty posted:lol remember when he launched an app about himself Thank you these both sound vaguely familiar. still not sure what an avenger is though is this guy just one of those made up British celebrities
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I said come in! posted:He was that bow and arrow dude in the Avengers that no one liked, along with Scarlett Johannsen. I know we are not talking about the same Scarlett. 
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It seems like you'd be pretty safe in a snow plow. The only thing that can really hurt you is another snow plow. So I think he must've gotten mixed up in some kind of snow plow turf war.
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Or he got drunk and fell asleep plowing snow and got frostbite, but I'm leaning towards the other thing.
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I'm wondering if this snow plow was actually just a push snow blower and he got an arm or leg caught in it.
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It was like that movie where Chris Elliot was terrorizing all those kids with his snow plow, only it's Chris Elliot terrorizing Jeremy Renner with his snow plow.
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dont care gently caress you op
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the curse of the glass onion claims its first life
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Ziv Zulander posted:Thank you these both sound vaguely familiar. still not sure what an avenger is though is this guy just one of those made up British celebrities
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Reports are oddly short on specifics, but he was alegedly involved in a "weather-related accident" while plowing snow? Isn’t “plowing” a euphemism for “having sex with”? What I’m implying is that he was banging a snowman when he got messed up.
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the only thing Jeremy Renner was good in was that one episode of Louie
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Chinatown posted:dont care gently caress you op He may have loved ones on Something Awful, I'm just trying to spread the word.
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I have no idea why this guy was ever given roles in films. He isn't charming or particularly good looking and he certainly can't act. I hope he goes away.
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Knormal posted:Proprietor of the highly successful Jeremy Renner Store of course. Love to go hiking, camping, hunting (?) in my 505 Regular Fit jeans.
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Well, THAT happened.
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