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He probably fell out, lay in a snowdrift for hours and got hypothermia because nobody missed him.
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god the hurt locker was such a poo poo movie i cant believe it won the oscar for best picture
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TK8325 posted:god the hurt locker was such a poo poo movie i cant believe it won the oscar for best picture It really was wack
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goatface posted:He probably fell out, lay in a snowdrift for hours and got hypothermia because nobody missed him. Its supposed to be a not bad way to die
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I am asking Prayer Warriors to pray for @JeremyRenner Father this is a time if reflect on how life is frail. God, I put my trust in you Father, and ask Jeremy Renner's life to be spared so that he would be healed, Father be with his family in your Son's name amen.
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Aparently a mannequin head was found at the scene.
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:allegedly involved in a "weather-related accident" while plowing snow? wandered outside in the cold after doing a poo poo ton of coke on New Year’s looked up hit in the eye with a falling icicle
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He was loving a huge snow drift, it's a new trend, they call it "snow plowing"
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Writing your name in spunk takes much longer than piss.
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Dell_Zincht posted:The worst Avenger and yet they always win when he's on the team hmm
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Hawkeye only turns up to the stuff he can contribute to, and those are the things that the others can handle in their sleep.
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The Bourne movie he was in was pretty good
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What was that movie where he rescued/avenged some lady who got hosed up by a bunch of guys in the mountains? No, I won’t look it up. I should hate every aspect of that movie yet I love it. It’s a paradox really. Anyways, I hope he doesn’t die.
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My mate used to drive snowploughs. The slope grooming ski run type. He said they are easy to roll when traversing a slope...
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He seems like the type of clart who would have a blade attachment for his ranch tractor.
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I thougt he got blown apart by re-purposed Soviet ordinance
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I'm on team snow plow
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Jeremy Renner put a gun in his mouth and pulled the trigger he is in a vegetative state
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Jeremy Renner put a gun in his mouth and pulled the trigger he is in a vegetative state Remember that schiavo lady what was her deal?
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Poohs Packin posted:Remember that schiavo lady what was her deal? She did not have enough faith in God and was thus cast into a void, empty of meaning and sense, because she did not Believe.
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Are you suggesting that Jeremy Renner Terri Schiavo'd Terri Schiavo?
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Jeremy Renner is simply testing his Faith like any true Christian Warrior
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Jeremy Renner put a gun in his mouth and pulled the trigger he is in a vegetative state I don't think the man knows how to snow plow
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He couldn't fit the whole plow in his mouth.
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jeremy deadner got killed today by an improvised upblowing device
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Definitely got his hand caught in a plugged snow blower. He's going to have trouble firing that bow.
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My neighbor when I was a little kid died in the stupidest way possible shoveling snow. He had his own method for shoveling snow that was horribly labor intensive, but looked nicer when you were done or something - I have no idea how it worked but it somehow involved turning snow into cube shapes that had to be carried off. He had his first heart attack shoveling snow when I was about 5, so his adult sons started coming over to shovel snow for him. But just because his sons didn't follow his stupid cube shoveling system he started doing it himself again and had another heart attack that same winter. Then it all happened again the next winter, but this time he didn't survive. I remember how dramatic it felt the first time the ambulance picked him up, and how the mood in my house had completely shifted to "stubborn idiot preferred a nice driveway to living" when he died a year later.
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Offler posted:My neighbor when I was a little kid died in the stupidest way possible shoveling snow. He had his own method for shoveling snow that was horribly labor intensive, but looked nicer when you were done or something - I have no idea how it worked but it somehow involved turning snow into cube shapes that had to be carried off. He had his first heart attack shoveling snow when I was about 5, so his adult sons started coming over to shovel snow for him. But just because his sons didn't follow his stupid cube shoveling system he started doing it himself again and had another heart attack that same winter. Then it all happened again the next winter, but this time he didn't survive. Do you think he killed Jeremy Renner
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There are many spirits who would be glad to see Renner, Jeremy, dead.
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looking forward to the respectful death scene in the next marvel movie
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Jeremy Renner summoning cenobites while drunk on the back of a snow plow
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Knormal posted:Proprietor of the highly successful Jeremy Renner Store of course. he was wearing headphones and didn't hear a snowplow coming. I bet $20
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Lol at all these goons saying that shoveling snow causes heart attacks, and warning everyone in this thread about the dangers of turning off your monitor and getting physical exercise because it might cause your heart to explode
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TK8325 posted:god the hurt locker was such a poo poo movie i cant believe it won the oscar for best picture I tried watching it a few years after it came out and legit, no joke had to stop and google it, because I thought I might have gotten it mixed up with the "real" movie and that this was supposed to be a parody or something. It really is one of the worst films I've (partly) seen. E: Mayor of Kingstown is also completely poo poo. E2: I kind of like Renner. Wind River was quite good. He's been in some stinkers, though. Freudian slippers fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Jan 2, 2023 |
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LaserPrinter69 posted:Lol at all these goons saying that shoveling snow causes heart attacks, and warning everyone in this thread about the dangers of turning off your monitor and getting physical exercise because it might cause your heart to explode yes that one post definitely represents the entire thread, great job!!!
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