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Offler posted:My neighbor when I was a little kid died in the stupidest way possible shoveling snow. He had his own method for shoveling snow that was horribly labor intensive, but looked nicer when you were done or something - I have no idea how it worked but it somehow involved turning snow into cube shapes that had to be carried off. He had his first heart attack shoveling snow when I was about 5, so his adult sons started coming over to shovel snow for him. But just because his sons didn't follow his stupid cube shoveling system he started doing it himself again and had another heart attack that same winter. Then it all happened again the next winter, but this time he didn't survive. The Wisest Human Gene Ray
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LaserPrinter69 posted:Lol at all these goons saying that shoveling snow causes heart attacks, and warning everyone in this thread about the dangers of turning off your monitor and getting physical exercise because it might cause your heart to explode Well done, I never thought anyone would catch the hidden meaning in my post about a stubborn neighbor I once had. What looked like a mildly amusing anecdote about a stubborn guy was secretly about how exercise is bad the whole time, muahaha!
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It's loving rude of him to try to force his way onto the in memoriam this close to the oscars. completely unprofessional
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Jan 2, 2023 16:01
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dude is rich as gently caress and he killt himself plowing snow. for shame.
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Buce posted:dude is rich as gently caress and he killt himself plowing snow. for shame. He’s an everyman, clearly. With very, very knobbly fingers.
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Jan 2, 2023 16:08
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one time i was working as a snow plow contractor. i was shoveling a sidewalk, like a bitch. i hear somebody blast off about 15 rounds from an AK about a 1/4 mile away. it snows in bagdad people
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It sounded more like he was hit by a county snow plow. Whether or not he was in his car or walking or whatever wasn't made clear. While I can't say anything about his acting, apparently he was always showing up randomly at charity events and helping with stuff and only ever talked about himself/famous people poo poo if people recognized him and approached him.
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Jan 2, 2023 16:12
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If the plow didn't kill him, my fists will
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TK8325 posted:god the hurt locker was such a poo poo movie i cant believe it won the oscar for best picture No disrespect to Kathryn Bigelow because she took an absolutely boring as cock screenplay about bomb disposal and made it look nice. Inglorious Basterds was the superior war movie nominee and should have won best picture that year. THL would have been better if the bombs were those cartoony spherical bombs with the burning wick on it, and Jeremy Renner is running down the streets of Baghdad with it over his head in a mad dash panic with bulging eyes and steam coming out of his ears. Also, sticks of dynamite in his pants, and he’s spinning in circles trying to remove them in a Don Knotts-like panic. You Are A Werewolf fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Jan 2, 2023 |
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Jan 2, 2023 16:26
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Jeremy Renner had a snow plow drive into his rear end in a top hat. They got him on life support in the hospital parking garage, he looks like a human being in the shape of a snow plow now.
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Jan 2, 2023 16:29
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u think he hosed the snowplow lol
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Nooner posted:u think he hosed the snowplow lol The snow plow is asexual, if he did gently caress it, it was nonconsensual and he got what was coming to him
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Jan 2, 2023 16:34
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What's everyone's problem with the hurt locker? I thought it was pretty good and nailed the atmosphere and tension of the setting.
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mudskipp posted:What's everyone's problem with the hurt locker? I thought it was pretty good and nailed the atmosphere and tension of the setting. It's corny and what some people call "gay"
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th oinly hurt locker here is the one that imma shove you into its gonna be hurt because it is sad it has to hold such a fat nerd
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I know I've seen the movie but I can only remember that he wanted to go home to be with his family or something and then he got home and was like syke son I'd rather get blown up by bombs than hang out with you
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Nooner posted:th oinly hurt locker here is the one that imma shove you into Nooner I like your upside down emoticons but I had to read this twice before I could follow it, sort your life out. Also Jeremy Renner is with the snow angels now.
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mudskipp posted:Nooner I like your upside down emoticons but I had to read this twice before I could follow it, sort your life out. You need to learn to mind your tongue
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Jan 2, 2023 16:48
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I have killed lesser Fuckers for far less Gay posts...
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Freudian slippers posted:I tried watching it a few years after it came out and legit, no joke had to stop and google it, because I thought I might have gotten it mixed up with the "real" movie and that this was supposed to be a parody or something. It really is one of the worst films I've (partly) seen. He was good in The Town. His flat delivery works for the character.
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Since he lacks the Infinity Stones, Thanos has decided to eliminate half the life forms in the galaxy by running them over with a snow plough. What I’m saying is Chris Pratt needs to watch out.
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Jan 2, 2023 16:53
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Hawkeye don't even know what to say
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Jan 2, 2023 16:59
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Jeremey that’s my name, that name again is Jeremy
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Jeremey that’s my name, that name again is Jeremy Jeremy Renner
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Jan 2, 2023 17:00
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Hit me up on the Jeremy Renner app....
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I'm sad I thought he was great because he succeeded despite having NO chin. Seriously, can't imagine how many times he was told to get an implant but he finally made it as an actor without.
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Spinz posted:I'm sad I thought someone like you would know better than to talk poo poo about J.Ren, turns out I was wrong and u are a piece of poo poo!!!
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I thought someone like you would know better than to talk poo poo about J.Ren, turns out I was wrong and u are a piece of poo poo!!! Just because you paid 3000 for your manly cleft chin doesn't mean everyone has to
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Spinz posted:Just because you paid 3000 for your manly cleft chin doesn't mean everyone has to I have a strong chin but no cleft to it
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Jan 2, 2023 17:09
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its all Jeremy DIDNT speak in class today (got killed by a snowplow instead)
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Im sorry everyone. All day today I have been in tears, I just heard the news Jeremy Renner, he had got run over by a snow plow, they said it looked like San Andreas when you exit a car moving too fast. people said they saw the words WASTED appear 500 feet in the air above the site of his rear end whooping.
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You're not sorry. You're laughing wildly as you type out your sad floppy posts whilst Jeremy has tragicomic icicles chiseled off his nose in a hospital bed
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Jan 2, 2023 17:18
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Jeremy Renner's ragdoll stretched across the skyline like A skyrim NPC
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You know full well his mum posts here you prick
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Jan 2, 2023 17:21
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Please tell me Mayor of Kingstown season 2 was done filming
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LaserPrinter69 posted:Lol at all these goons saying that shoveling snow causes heart attacks, and warning everyone in this thread about the dangers of turning off your monitor and getting physical exercise because it might cause your heart to explode Lol at dying because you’re too fat to maintain your household, a brutal self-own
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Yes, though coincidentally, it ends with Jeremy Renner's character dying in a snow plow accident.
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Jeremy Renner thought the plow was his ex-wife and shot it in the plow part and the bullet ricocheted and hit him in the brain
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Hyrax Attack! posted:He was good in The Town. His flat delivery works for the character. Oh yeah, The Town is great and Renner absolutely did his part in making it great.
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