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Jeremy Renner was great in The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, probably the most iconic scene of the movie in fact. "He's still suckin' air"
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Also his leg was probably turned to pulp after the tank treads of this thing ran it over, rip https://www.tmz.com/2023/01/02/jeremy-renner-new-video-airlift-snowplow-accident-critical-condition-hospital/ 
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Jan 2, 2023 18:05
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Marvel is trying to kill Jeremy Renner now that they have Kate Bishop in place
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Toxic Mental posted:Also his leg was probably turned to pulp after the tank treads of this thing ran it over, rip Ouch. That'd do it. Toxic Mental posted:Jeremy Renner was great in The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, probably the most iconic scene of the movie in fact. "He's still suckin' air" Awesome movie and he was good in it. Hell they even got a good performance outta pit.
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Jan 2, 2023 18:06
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Toxic Mental posted:Also his leg was probably turned to pulp after the tank treads of this thing ran it over, rip Do you think it tortured him for hours before he was found
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Jan 2, 2023 18:08
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Is getting killed cause you ran yourself over with your own snowplow better or worse than dying cause you ran yourself over with your own car like that star trek dude?
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Jan 2, 2023 18:08
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Nooner posted:Is getting killed cause you ran yourself over with your own snowplow better or worse than dying cause you ran yourself over with your own car like that star trek dude? The plow seems like it takes some real effort, it's more of a freak thing, people get run over by cars without parking breaks on often
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Jan 2, 2023 18:09
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The plow ran Jeremy Renner over and got an erection as he screamed in agony
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Jan 2, 2023 18:10
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Toxic Mental posted:Also his leg was probably turned to pulp after the tank treads of this thing ran it over, rip Welp off to the osha thread. I’m sure he’s had lots of training on how to operate a specialized track vehicle safely.
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Jan 2, 2023 18:14
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I'm trying to think of a joke about a one-legged Avenger but coming up with nothing
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Jan 2, 2023 18:17
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My favorite scene in the Avengers is when Thanos gets in a snowplow and runs over Hawkeye's legs as he screams in agony
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Jan 2, 2023 18:18
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Thanos personally removing half the mass in the universe by running everyone's legs over with a snow plow
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Jan 2, 2023 18:19
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Next time you should aim for the head he screams at the plow
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Jan 2, 2023 18:21
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Toxic Mental posted:Also his leg was probably turned to pulp after the tank treads of this thing ran it over, rip Where's the plow? No wonder it went tits up
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Jan 2, 2023 18:24
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Thanos stretched out all the avenger's dicks and pinned them to the ground with tent pegs then ran them over with a snow plow
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Jan 2, 2023 18:24
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Thanos personally removing half the mass in the universe by running everyone's legs over with a snow plow
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Jan 2, 2023 18:24
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Thanos snaps his fingers and Jeremy Renner's legs turn to ash. Not Hawkeye, Jeremy Renner.
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Jan 2, 2023 18:26
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He seems accident prone because didn't just recently he break both his arms on a movie.
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Jan 2, 2023 18:34
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I can’t decide if it’s cool or stupid that a super rich person would be plowing their own road.
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Jan 2, 2023 18:36
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Hollismason posted:He seems accident prone because didn't just recently he break both his arms on a movie. Him and Harrison Ford will combine and it will end the world
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Jan 2, 2023 18:38
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Sophy Wackles posted:I can’t decide if it’s cool or stupid that a super rich person would be plowing their own road. turns out it's stupid
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Jan 2, 2023 18:39
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shadow puppet of a posted:Any word on his life long live in best friend with whom he redecorates houses with? No, not the mother of his child, she lives in an outbuilding far separated from spaces where adult best friends would naturally live together for decades wots all this then
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Jan 2, 2023 18:39
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Sophy Wackles posted:I can’t decide if it’s cool or stupid that a super rich person would be plowing their own road. it would be cool if they did it with a flamethrower
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Jan 2, 2023 18:40
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Sounds like it'd be hot
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Jan 2, 2023 18:41
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hell a truly rich person (rich of both money and soul) could have a decommissioned b-52 bomber lay down napalm all along their snow ridden property
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Jan 2, 2023 18:42
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i'm torn, cuz renner is a big dork with his app and his amazon store, but that's probably the fault of his publicist/agency. i don't think he's a chud or sex pest or anything. i would much rather have had this happen to chris pratt.
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Nooner posted:Is getting killed cause you ran yourself over with your own snowplow better or worse than dying cause you ran yourself over with your own car like that star trek dude? I thought Yelchins vehicle had like a parking brake issue that it was recalled for either right before or right after he got run over by it.
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Jan 2, 2023 18:53
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Jet snow blowers or bust. The neighbors will love it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNNZyl4l4f8
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Jan 2, 2023 18:55
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Sticky posted:I thought Yelchins vehicle had like a parking brake issue that it was recalled for either right before or right after he got run over by it. it was a jeep, so it was probably in the midst of like 15 different recalls
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Jan 2, 2023 18:56
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This is my favorite part, when he wears the power stone like a monocle. It was a metaphor for power.
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Jan 2, 2023 18:59
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He got plowed
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Jan 2, 2023 19:35
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At hospital. Lost fingat.
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Jan 2, 2023 19:36
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i'm never getting under a vehicle that isn't on stilts
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"A source close to Jeremy tells us his injuries are "extensive" -- along with his leg, other parts of his body have been injured." - as per the tmz.com article I think this means Jeremy's ding-dong is completely mulched? You'd specify an arm for example, and not just say "other parts".
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Jan 2, 2023 19:44
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Lol I told you guys he stuck his dick in it
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Him and Harrison Ford will combine and it will end the world the plane plow
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AARD VARKMAN posted:hell a truly rich person (rich of both money and soul) could have a decommissioned b-52 bomber lay down napalm all along their snow ridden property Yo they live in Nevada I'm pretty darn sure that a M2 flamethrower is perfectly legal to melt snow  Although its my understanding that its not actually good to do this because then the snow melts into ice and your driveway becomes an ice rink, and yes obviously you can just melt the ice but there is a very fine line between melting the ice and melting your driveway, plus also a lot of asphalt driveways have poo poo in them thats flammable if you use a flamethrower on it. Also IIRC Jeremy Renner isn't very tall in real live so that snow machine would be a real dick muncher, and if it got his femoral artery he could have lost a shitload of blood and may be a vegetable-brain. RIP another star killed by snow in the Tahoe area 
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Jeremy Renner's last words 2 me: "Tell them on SA that my dying wish is for them to venmo you, minimum $10 per person." I'm crying rn a lot and the tears are going down my face rn. I can't believe it, Jerry Renner my guy was a saint until the last moment we should honor his last wishes
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another day another mass plowing tragedy, america will never learn
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