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PyPy posted:Blunt chest trauma. Sounds like it rolled on him. My money is on him driving over the side of something, a hill or whatnot. Nice short sharp stop at the bottom to drive the steering wheel into his sternum, bracing his legs in panic probably snapped the ball joints at the top of his femurs right off. Compound injuries mean his femurs popped though the skin around the hip joints, allowing him to use his own leg bones like the handles on an elliptical.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2023 10:08 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 12:11 |
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Maybe he has a new career getting run over by heavy machinery while being helpful. “Jer, could I borrow yer combine harvester? Mine’s on the Fritz.” “I’ll be right over.”
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2023 10:24 |