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TK8325 posted:god the hurt locker was such a poo poo movie i cant believe it won the oscar for best picture It really was wack
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Jan 2, 2023 12:49
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goatface posted:He probably fell out, lay in a snowdrift for hours and got hypothermia because nobody missed him. Its supposed to be a not bad way to die
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Jan 2, 2023 12:49
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I am asking Prayer Warriors to pray for @JeremyRenner Father this is a time if reflect on how life is frail. God, I put my trust in you Father, and ask Jeremy Renner's life to be spared so that he would be healed, Father be with his family in your Son's name amen.
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Jan 2, 2023 12:56
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He was loving a huge snow drift, it's a new trend, they call it "snow plowing"
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Jan 2, 2023 14:04
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Jeremy Renner put a gun in his mouth and pulled the trigger he is in a vegetative state
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Jan 2, 2023 14:23
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Poohs Packin posted:Remember that schiavo lady what was her deal? She did not have enough faith in God and was thus cast into a void, empty of meaning and sense, because she did not Believe.
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Jan 2, 2023 14:29
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Jeremy Renner is simply testing his Faith like any true Christian Warrior
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Jan 2, 2023 14:30
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Offler posted:My neighbor when I was a little kid died in the stupidest way possible shoveling snow. He had his own method for shoveling snow that was horribly labor intensive, but looked nicer when you were done or something - I have no idea how it worked but it somehow involved turning snow into cube shapes that had to be carried off. He had his first heart attack shoveling snow when I was about 5, so his adult sons started coming over to shovel snow for him. But just because his sons didn't follow his stupid cube shoveling system he started doing it himself again and had another heart attack that same winter. Then it all happened again the next winter, but this time he didn't survive. Do you think he killed Jeremy Renner
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Jan 2, 2023 15:09
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There are many spirits who would be glad to see Renner, Jeremy, dead.
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Jan 2, 2023 15:12
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Jeremy Renner summoning cenobites while drunk on the back of a snow plow
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Jan 2, 2023 15:15
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If the plow didn't kill him, my fists will
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Jan 2, 2023 16:14
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Jeremy Renner had a snow plow drive into his rear end in a top hat. They got him on life support in the hospital parking garage, he looks like a human being in the shape of a snow plow now.
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Jan 2, 2023 16:29
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Nooner posted:u think he hosed the snowplow lol The snow plow is asexual, if he did gently caress it, it was nonconsensual and he got what was coming to him
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Jan 2, 2023 16:34
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mudskipp posted:What's everyone's problem with the hurt locker? I thought it was pretty good and nailed the atmosphere and tension of the setting. It's corny and what some people call "gay"
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Jan 2, 2023 16:39
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mudskipp posted:Nooner I like your upside down emoticons but I had to read this twice before I could follow it, sort your life out. You need to learn to mind your tongue
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Jan 2, 2023 16:48
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I have killed lesser Fuckers for far less Gay posts...
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Jan 2, 2023 16:49
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Jeremey that’s my name, that name again is Jeremy Jeremy Renner
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Jan 2, 2023 17:00
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Hit me up on the Jeremy Renner app....
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Jan 2, 2023 17:01
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Spinz posted:I'm sad I thought someone like you would know better than to talk poo poo about J.Ren, turns out I was wrong and u are a piece of poo poo!!!
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Jan 2, 2023 17:04
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Spinz posted:Just because you paid 3000 for your manly cleft chin doesn't mean everyone has to I have a strong chin but no cleft to it
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Jan 2, 2023 17:09
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Im sorry everyone. All day today I have been in tears, I just heard the news Jeremy Renner, he had got run over by a snow plow, they said it looked like San Andreas when you exit a car moving too fast. people said they saw the words WASTED appear 500 feet in the air above the site of his rear end whooping.
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Jan 2, 2023 17:10
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Jeremy Renner's ragdoll stretched across the skyline like A skyrim NPC
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Jan 2, 2023 17:20
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Jeremy Renner thought the plow was his ex-wife and shot it in the plow part and the bullet ricocheted and hit him in the brain
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Jan 2, 2023 17:26
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Toxic Mental posted:Also his leg was probably turned to pulp after the tank treads of this thing ran it over, rip Do you think it tortured him for hours before he was found
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Jan 2, 2023 18:08
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Nooner posted:Is getting killed cause you ran yourself over with your own snowplow better or worse than dying cause you ran yourself over with your own car like that star trek dude? The plow seems like it takes some real effort, it's more of a freak thing, people get run over by cars without parking breaks on often
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Jan 2, 2023 18:09
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The plow ran Jeremy Renner over and got an erection as he screamed in agony
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Jan 2, 2023 18:10
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My favorite scene in the Avengers is when Thanos gets in a snowplow and runs over Hawkeye's legs as he screams in agony
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Jan 2, 2023 18:18
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Thanos personally removing half the mass in the universe by running everyone's legs over with a snow plow
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Jan 2, 2023 18:19
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Thanos stretched out all the avenger's dicks and pinned them to the ground with tent pegs then ran them over with a snow plow
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Jan 2, 2023 18:24
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Hollismason posted:He seems accident prone because didn't just recently he break both his arms on a movie. Him and Harrison Ford will combine and it will end the world
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Jan 2, 2023 18:38
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Jan 2, 2023 18:52
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Jeremy Renner's last words 2 me: "Tell them on SA that my dying wish is for them to venmo you, minimum $10 per person." I'm crying rn a lot and the tears are going down my face rn. I can't believe it, Jerry Renner my guy was a saint until the last moment we should honor his last wishes
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Jan 2, 2023 20:40
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Nooner posted:Until we reach rage making GBS threads the bed I just can't find time to care about all these celebrity he said she saids It's all about the he said she said bullshit
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Jan 3, 2023 01:44
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"We can confirm that Jeremy has suffered blunt chest trauma and orthopedic injuries and has undergone surgery today, January 2nd 2023," the statement read, according to People. "He has returned from surgery and remains in the intensive care unit in critical but stable condition." Jeremy Renner tried to run the snow plow into the ground, he was abusing it, making a fool of it, and the snow plow said I don't want to work, I just want to bang on Jeremy Renner all day.
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Jan 3, 2023 03:08
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I am asking Prayer Warriors to pray for @JeremyRenner Father this is a time if reflect on how life is frail. God, I put my trust in you Father, and ask Jeremy Renner's life to be spared so that he would be healed, Father be with his family in your Son's name amen.
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Jan 3, 2023 03:08
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:So... Renner in person appearance at the Oscars (OMG he's so brave!!!) or webcam? He's gonna get wheeled in there on a hospital bed like that one Guilty Gear character
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Jan 3, 2023 03:11
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He's going to turn into a stalker from Half Life 2
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Jan 3, 2023 03:18
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Jeremy Renner screaming in profound agony as the snow plow teaches him the meaning of comeuppance
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Jan 3, 2023 03:32
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I saw Jeremy Renner in my dreams, he reaches out and his fingers were all clubbed n hosed up like irl
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Jan 3, 2023 07:43
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