Jeremy Renner: From MCU to ICU via a snowplough

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Dell_Zincht posted:

The worst Avenger

and yet they always win when he's on the team hmm

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Jeremy Renner put a gun in his mouth and pulled the trigger he is in a vegetative state

I don't think the man knows how to snow plow

# ¿ Jan 2, 2023 14:32

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

It's loving rude of him to try to force his way onto the in memoriam this close to the oscars. completely unprofessional

# ¿ Jan 2, 2023 16:01

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Toxic Mental posted:

Also his leg was probably turned to pulp after the tank treads of this thing ran it over, rip

https://www.tmz.com/2023/01/02/jeremy-renner-new-video-airlift-snowplow-accident-critical-condition-hospital/

Ouch. That'd do it.

Toxic Mental posted:

Jeremy Renner was great in The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, probably the most iconic scene of the movie in fact. "He's still suckin' air"

Awesome movie and he was good in it. Hell they even got a good performance outta pit.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2023 18:06

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Next time you should aim for the head he screams at the plow

# ¿ Jan 2, 2023 18:21

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Sounds like it'd be hot

# ¿ Jan 2, 2023 18:41

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

We already hit three Hulks by the time of the first Avengers

Buffalo, Norten and who else

# ¿ Jan 3, 2023 00:06

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Jeremy renner in the icu, turns and asks the guy beside him what happened. Says he was in a car wreck. "Car wreck, that's tough. 'snow plow"

# ¿ Jan 3, 2023 18:18

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Torquemada posted:

My money is on him driving over the side of something, a hill or whatnot. Nice short sharp stop at the bottom to drive the steering wheel into his sternum, bracing his legs in panic probably snapped the ball joints at the top of his femurs right off. Compound injuries mean his femurs popped though the skin around the hip joints, allowing him to use his own leg bones like the handles on an elliptical.

lmfao

# ¿ Jan 3, 2023 18:21

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

nooneofconsequence posted:

whats this from

# ¿ Jan 4, 2023 03:33

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

wane tendo posted:

got that hospital grade pomade

lmao okay, back on his side again

# ¿ Jan 4, 2023 17:55

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