jihad on the twitterbot goons

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Pentecoastal Elites: Feb 27, 2007

gottem

# ? Jan 4, 2023 17:02

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# ? May 9, 2024 03:49

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

# ? Jan 4, 2023 17:34

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

redneck nazgul posted:

its an ait thread, nobody's going to post past page 3

bump

# ? Jan 4, 2023 18:33

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

In this thread we praise Elon for killing twitter and aiding the jihad on the Twitter goons

# ? Jan 4, 2023 18:35

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

eagerly awaiting the day when twitter dies and half of all posts turn into dead links and the other half are people quoting a dead link and saying lol

# ? Jan 4, 2023 20:56

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

not to worry, astral will finish the selenium script any day now

# ? Jan 4, 2023 20:59

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

mawarannahr posted:

I can give you a pass, for a price.

I see you have abandoned your eastern orthodox experimentation in favour of roman catholicism.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 23:04

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

AnimeIsTrash posted:

bump

# ? Jan 5, 2023 04:09

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

bump

# ? Jan 5, 2023 14:50

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

bump

# ? Jan 5, 2023 15:00

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

who is twitterbot goon?

# ? Jan 5, 2023 15:01

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN: Aug 12, 2022; by Fluffdaddy

redneck nazgul posted:

its an ait thread, nobody's going to post past page 3

looking like a real bitch right now

# ? Jan 5, 2023 15:28

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN: Aug 12, 2022; by Fluffdaddy

bump

# ? Jan 5, 2023 15:28

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

hello from the goldmine

# ? Jan 5, 2023 15:29

lobster shirt: Jun 14, 2021

bump

# ? Jan 5, 2023 15:42

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

bump

# ? Jan 5, 2023 18:35

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Take their Twitter embeds away, make it sting

# ? Jan 5, 2023 18:53

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

really queer Christmas posted:

Take their Twitter embeds away, make it sting

this

# ? Jan 5, 2023 18:58

lobster shirt: Jun 14, 2021

twitter embeds dont work for me if i am logged into the forums in incognito mode, its great

# ? Jan 5, 2023 19:00

Cuttlefush: Jan 15, 2014; Gleichheit soll gedeihen

happy *bump* day

# ? Jan 5, 2023 19:00

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Praise be to Allah, who revealed the Book, controls the clouds, defeats factionalism, and says in His Book: "But when the forbidden months are past, then fight and slay the pagans wherever ye find them, seize them, beleaguer them, and lie in wait for them in every stratagem (of war)"; and peace be upon our Prophet, Muhammad Bin-'Abdallah, who said: I have been sent with the sword between my hands to ensure that no one but Allah is worshipped, Allah who put my livelihood under the shadow of my spear and who inflicts humiliation and scorn on those who disobey my orders.

The Something Awful forums have never -- since Allah made it flat, created its desert, and encircled it with seas -- been stormed by any forces like the twitterbot armies spreading in it like locusts, eating its riches and wiping out its plantations. All this is happening at a time in which nations are attacking posters like people fighting over a plate of food. In the light of the grave situation and the lack of support, we and you are obliged to discuss current events, and we should all agree on how to settle the matter.

No one argues today about three facts that are known to everyone; we will list them, in order to remind everyone:

First, for over seven years the twitterbot goons have been occupying the lands of posting in the holiest of places, CSPAM, plundering its riches, dictating to its rulers, humiliating its people, terrorizing its neighbors, and turning its threads in the subforum into a spearhead through which to fight the neighboring posters.

If some people have in the past argued about the fact of the occupation, all the people of the subforum have now acknowledged it. The best proof of this is the twitterbot goons' continuing aggression against the Briethread people using the subforum as a staging post, even though all its rulers are against their territories being used to that end, but they are helpless.

Second, despite the great devastation inflicted on the Briethread people by the twitterbot-moderator alliance, and despite the huge number of those killed, which has exceeded 1 million... despite all this, the twitterbots are once against trying to repeat the horrific massacres, as though they are not content with the protracted blockade imposed after the ferocious war or the fragmentation and devastation.

So here they come to annihilate what is left of this people and to humiliate their posting neighbors.

Third, if the twitterbots' aims behind these wars are religious and economic, the aim is also to serve the mods' petty state and divert attention from its occupation of the succzone and murder of posters there. The best proof of this is their eagerness to destroy the Ukraine thread, the strongest neighboring thread, and their endeavor to fragment all the threads of the subforums such as the
Ukraine, Asia, and Doomsday Econ threads into paper threadlets and through their disunion and weakness to guarantee Twitter's survival and the continuation of the brutal twitterbot occupation of the forums.

# ? Jan 5, 2023 20:07

Pentecoastal Elites: Feb 27, 2007

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

who is twitterbot goon?

# ? Jan 5, 2023 20:13

post COVID: Mar 5, 2007; free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda

that's fine i'm comfortable being the target of a jihad (american)

# ? Jan 5, 2023 20:15

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Weka posted:

Praise be to Allah, who revealed the Book, controls the clouds, defeats factionalism, and says in His Book: "But when the forbidden months are past, then fight and slay the pagans wherever ye find them, seize them, beleaguer them, and lie in wait for them in every stratagem (of war)"; and peace be upon our Prophet, Muhammad Bin-'Abdallah, who said: I have been sent with the sword between my hands to ensure that no one but Allah is worshipped, Allah who put my livelihood under the shadow of my spear and who inflicts humiliation and scorn on those who disobey my orders.

The Something Awful forums have never -- since Allah made it flat, created its desert, and encircled it with seas -- been stormed by any forces like the twitterbot armies spreading in it like locusts, eating its riches and wiping out its plantations. All this is happening at a time in which nations are attacking posters like people fighting over a plate of food. In the light of the grave situation and the lack of support, we and you are obliged to discuss current events, and we should all agree on how to settle the matter.

No one argues today about three facts that are known to everyone; we will list them, in order to remind everyone:

First, for over seven years the twitterbot goons have been occupying the lands of posting in the holiest of places, CSPAM, plundering its riches, dictating to its rulers, humiliating its people, terrorizing its neighbors, and turning its threads in the subforum into a spearhead through which to fight the neighboring posters.

If some people have in the past argued about the fact of the occupation, all the people of the subforum have now acknowledged it. The best proof of this is the twitterbot goons' continuing aggression against the Briethread people using the subforum as a staging post, even though all its rulers are against their territories being used to that end, but they are helpless.

Second, despite the great devastation inflicted on the Briethread people by the twitterbot-moderator alliance, and despite the huge number of those killed, which has exceeded 1 million... despite all this, the twitterbots are once against trying to repeat the horrific massacres, as though they are not content with the protracted blockade imposed after the ferocious war or the fragmentation and devastation.

So here they come to annihilate what is left of this people and to humiliate their posting neighbors.

Third, if the twitterbots' aims behind these wars are religious and economic, the aim is also to serve the mods' petty state and divert attention from its occupation of the succzone and murder of posters there. The best proof of this is their eagerness to destroy the Ukraine thread, the strongest neighboring thread, and their endeavor to fragment all the threads of the subforums such as the
Ukraine, Asia, and Doomsday Econ threads into paper threadlets and through their disunion and weakness to guarantee Twitter's survival and the continuation of the brutal twitterbot occupation of the forums.

Bump

# ? Jan 5, 2023 20:34

goochtit: Nov 2, 2021

switch the link for this thread with one of the megathreads

# ? Jan 5, 2023 20:47

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

More like shitter

# ? Jan 6, 2023 06:01

Woke Mind Virus: Aug 22, 2005

Whenever there is a good twitter embed I make sure to go thru the replies and like every reply that is clearly from some goon.

# ? Jan 6, 2023 06:05

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

bump

# ? Jan 6, 2023 07:30

Cuttlefush: Jan 15, 2014; Gleichheit soll gedeihen

Woke Mind Virus posted:

Whenever there is a good twitter embed I make sure to go thru the replies and like every reply that is clearly from some goon.

Aiding, abetting, giving comfort

# ? Jan 6, 2023 07:32

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Woke Mind Virus posted:

Whenever there is a good twitter embed I make sure to go thru the replies and like every reply that is clearly from some goon.

i like seeing embedded tweets that are epic replies (2 likes) to a bad tweet, especially when the twitter username is suspiciously similar to the poster's username

# ? Jan 6, 2023 07:35