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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Let them fight.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Eeevil posted:

The origin of that quote was a fictional longwinded blowhard. It was a sentiment Shakespeare was mocking.

The actual joke was that Polonius was a twit who didn't follow his own advice. The maxim is still valid.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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It's 2023 and this poo poo still sucks.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Nenonen posted:

If they let people takesybacksy all the colonial loot, people might realise that Britain has no cultural heritage worth showing.

You mean besides Shakespeare and the sausage roll?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Skios posted:

Michael Ramirez



Mike, in lieu of criticizing the content of this one, I'm just going to ask why "is" was written in cursive but no other words were?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Pants Donkey posted:

The Devil, known for only wanting a single soul.

It's a reference to a famous blues music anecdote.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Stultus Maximus posted:

I'm gonna miss it. I haven't enjoyed such an aggressive hate read since the BSS thread banned 9 Chickweed Lane.

They finally banned that horrible thing? When?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Stultus Maximus posted:

It’s been at least a year.

I'm actually less shocked that it was banned than I was that it's still running.

Oh God, he's still doing Pigborn too.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Kellies nomination: Most Opposite of Reality

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Goddamn I hate seeing Sinfest

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Lawman 0 posted:

I literally always scroll past it.

I couldn't scroll past it when I saw it because it was the most recent post, but yeah that's my SOP.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Why is Putin cosplaying as Churchill?

Seriously that looks nothing like Ol' Winston.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: Quit Complaining About Being Told to Shut Up


I don't this cartoon is actually about Prince Harry.

Also Kellies Nomination: Worst Caricature because despite drawing him with a beard on the book cover, Todd Rolo forgot the beard everywhere else.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 10:47 on Jan 16, 2023

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Discendo Vox posted:

Kellies nomination: worst caricature

At this point we should just split the caricature category into Rall and Non-Rall because loving hell we've had two Rall nominations with a week of each other.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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While we're at it why is Biden's suit two different colors, Ted? You are aware of the principle feature* of a suit, right?

*Excepting suits that come with multiple pairs of pants I guess.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Skios posted:

Michael Ramirez



And if Newsom and the state legislature proposed top build the sort of infrastructure needed to capture as much rainwater as possible, you'd bitch and bitch about the DEBT that spending would cause. gently caress off, Mike.

This is a perfect example of the bullshit two-step even the "sane" Republicans do:
1) Point out a problem, real or imagined, and act all "woe is me" about it.
2) Refuse to support any sane solution because fixing the issue isn't the point.

I mean we all know this routine, it's just nice to see it so succinctly illustrated.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 14:32 on Jan 18, 2023

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Maybe you should use your loving time portal to make money, I'unno.

Seriously, how are you broke if you have a time machine handy?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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VitalSigns posted:

The comic is a joke about housing prices and the impossibility of affording them for most young people, not a serious proposal that time travel is a viable solution

Sometimes people in this thread deliberately misread cartoons so they can make jokes. Shocking, I know, but it's true.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: There's Your Toxic Masculinity Talking


Boys and manchildren like Ted Rall should shut up and be seen and not heard, I agree.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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VitalSigns posted:

You could get Branco and Garrison and all them to eat the bugs so easily.

I just want to ask them what they think of eating shrimp, lobster, crabs, etc.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Yeah all those dudes with man buns are rushing to defend Alec Baldwin.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Skios posted:

Michael Ramirez



Well it took eleven months but someone finally drew this joke.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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The Onion did this one better, Lub.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: George Santos, International Man of Mystery


Can we please get a Kellies category for Worst Gun Drawing? Because what the gently caress is happening in the top center? He's got one eye closed despite not looking through a scope, and he's apparently holding that gun in one hand with no fingers even remotely close to the trigger.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Discendo Vox posted:

nominate it, and it becomes a category. Also, what trigger?

OK then: Kellies Nomination for Worst Gun Drawing.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: Ken Burns Is Here


What the hell are all those generals looking at? A circular map? A badly-drawn globe? And those borders are incredibly hosed up too.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Microplastics posted:

Hang on. What's this?



Ukraine has incredibly managed to carve out some territory within Russia

Why is the Black Sea a different color from the Sea of Azov? WHY ARE NEITHER OF THEM BLUE?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Vib Rib posted:

Are you sure that's what that is? Because it starts with G, apparently.

If it's not the Black Sea did he think that's what Georgia looks like?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Trans people bad. Science = Jewish = bad. That's it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Does Payne know you can't actually shoot extinct animals like the Woolly Mammoth?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Too many words. Too few drawings.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Neito posted:

Finding out he's from Gloucester is unsurprising. Anything that far up the north shore is bound to be weird as poo poo.

Wanna send him out on a trawler into a potentially perfect storm, y'know?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Shut up shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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I mean, yeah, pretty much. It's like Systemic Racism 101. Not that it makes the cops involved any less psychopathic, of course.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Randalor posted:

This is literally just being made by an AI at this point, isn't it?

I suspect that an actual AI would have more shame. Or it would return some sort of error due to null input because an AI can't go to work on a blank prompt.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Skios posted:

Michael Ramirez



Bit late there, Mikey. We shot it down yesterday over the ocean.

Seriously I do love when a political cartoon is overtaken by events before it can even be published. One of Drunky Duck's (and I guess Prickly City's) few redeeming traits is that the two week delay often leaves whatever the author got himself worked up about either resolved or completely forgotten by everyone else.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Skios posted:

Bob Gorrell



Cool Fallout New Vegas reference Bob.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Ladies and gentlemen, we have Buttery Mails.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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idonotlikepeas posted:

Kevin "KAL" Kallaugher



Why is John Kerry giving Biden a thumbs down?

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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And your point is?

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