Political Cartoons 2023: We're Fine!

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Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

We get it Ben, you're scared of needles.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2023 21:45

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 21:16

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

But why does the dolphin have mouse ears?

# ¿ Jan 7, 2023 18:08

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Skios posted:

A.F. Branco

Because you're going to kill her being aligned like that at that stage of development.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2023 13:21

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Vib Rib posted:

God drat Britain really hates Harry don't they?

Maybe if they were forced to fight it'd be a slightly saner way of choosing a head of state than going by who is closest to the Elector of Hanover's balls according to an 18th century understanding of how babby form.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2023 19:44

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

So is the moral "women should have their choices made for them by a Bronze Age deity (by men), otherwise they're just having their choices made for them by men?" or just "I, Tatsuya Ishida, am poo poo scared of death and my past choices"?

Either way, bye Tats! 💩

# ¿ Jan 9, 2023 00:11

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

There's idiots on twitter claiming that Lula is a communist and also a globalist and also a WEF plant, so obviously all three are true and that's what Bolsonaro is secretly opposing by making GBS threads himself into hospital in Florida.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2023 19:51

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Man, I'm actively trying to think less about Sinfest this year, but Johns weren't the reason 2022 died. She died because she stopped taking her meds, and because she was an anthropomorphic concept whose existence was tied to a specific date.

If you want to write a story where a prostitute is killed by a John and then her other prostitute friend goes on a revenge rampage and kills a bunch Johns then fine, do that! There's probably a bunch of grindhouse movies with that exact same plot already, in the right hands it might even be a fun ride! But that's not what you wrote! Total creative control and not a single plot point or character motivation feels related.

"I'm mad that time passes, someone is to blame for this" is an understandable motive for Tats though :v:

# ¿ Jan 11, 2023 10:46

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

The whole thing is a mess even by Zyklon Ben standards.

Putin is a soviet socialist like Stalin who fought Hitler but was worse than Hitler but the left forgives him so we must let Putin have the Donbas and not listen to the globalists who are giving money to the military industrial complex by robbing America First.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2023 19:08

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Maybe paying for sex with the personification of a calendar is bad in sinfestworld or something?

# ¿ Jan 11, 2023 23:11

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Fortunately for Tats, Woke is just mirrored English.

For this comic.

For panel two of this comic.

Consistency is hard.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 00:00

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Skios posted:

Tom Stiglich

Your family are the most likely to be harmed by having a lovely oven in the house. A guns analogy?

# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 10:58

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Is that an oven? What?

We already knew that natural gas ovens are pretty terrible for indoor air quality, but recent studies have shown that they're far worse than anticipated, so there has been a move to phase them out in favor of electric cooking, much like wood and anthracite ranges in the past.

This is obviously tyranny on par with seatbelt laws and indoor smoking bans.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 12:15

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Tats thinks they're euthanizing everyone in Canada so maybe it'll be a short year.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 15:39

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Cloud Potato posted:

Telegraph:

Justin Welby defends �100m fund to �address past wrongs of slavery� as churches struggle

After all, did not Paul say to the Pederastians, "gently caress the poor and injustice, get your own house in order first, then buy yourself something nice [Blower 14:88]"?

# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 21:25

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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Oh no, people don't want to go to the old judgy dogmatic assholes church any more. What a new and unprecedented development.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2023 10:20

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Does a genderfluid sturgeon lay scotch eggs?

Get it? Get it????

Give me english cartoonist money.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2023 20:24

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

What even is the joke applying that to known gender conformists Twisted Sister?

They're dull now because they got vaccinated and are gender neutral?

# ¿ Jan 15, 2023 18:57

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Protect your right to Vitamins _{and other supplements like cyanide containing bogus cancer cures}

Adenoid Dan posted:

You can have my asbestos Christmas tree flocking when you pry it from my cold dead lungs!

# ¿ Jan 15, 2023 19:47

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Nameless Pete posted:

Has he never seen a Foo Fighters video? loving try to keep Dave Grohl from putting on a dress, see what happens.

I think he's mostly mad that all those bands believe that Covid exists, when in the past they were cool and edgy and anti-authority.

Never mind what kind of authority they were against or that he'd 100% be on the Christians Against Devil Music Committee against Dee Snider.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2023 22:48

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Can't believe I have to cook over this giant unshielded lump of Strontium-90. Thanks Obama.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2023 23:48

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Microplastics posted:

WHY

# ¿ Jan 17, 2023 12:18

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

ho ho those out of touch elitists are supposed to be representing the people, why would they even know about the most popular app?

# ¿ Jan 18, 2023 16:27

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Skios posted:

Ah all this moral degeneracy is planned by shadowy actors in secret. I've heard that one before!

# ¿ Jan 18, 2023 19:21

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Asgerd posted:

That's clearly a Stargate, which is used for interplanetary travel and not time travel. A Bad Cartoon.

Should have used Biden's TARDIS instead.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2023 15:43

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Is there anything he can do? Serious question, because the egg people aren't the first company to do the whole "Raise prices just because we can, gently caress you this is a monopoly" thing and it definitely feels like it should be illegal, but is this one of those "obvious harm is being done but no law is being broken because our laws mainly focus on protecting corporations not people" situations?

It makes me think of the Onion Futures Act, but there's a big difference between 'can do' and 'will do'.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2023 09:51

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Political Cartoons 2023:

Barry Shitpeas posted:

Woke Woke

# ¿ Jan 20, 2023 15:43

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

100YrsofAttitude posted:

I love how stupid this is.

Western media is blaming China because of decades of study of mathematics combined with the records of outside observers and the notes of peer medias, and saying that it's just a reaction to any bad news is a convenient simple story for children?

That doesn't make China look good, and implies that 'China bad' is a strong natural law rather than a political convenience, huh.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2023 13:35

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Maybe they should have had Copernicus looking through a telescope and 'Western Media' looking through the same telescope the wrong way around, theirs just comes across as "two people draw conclusions from very limited evidence, neither of which actually happened."

# ¿ Jan 21, 2023 15:24

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Deng Yuhan Hanpo taught superior Chinese astronomy to the Germans and then Newton stole it.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2023 16:10

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

# ¿ Jan 21, 2023 23:43

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Angepain posted:

the most timely and recent band this man can dredge up is Panic! At The Disco

He writes Sinfests not realities

# ¿ Jan 22, 2023 15:54

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Fister Roboto posted:

Absolutely no idea how this is supposed to be read as anti gun control. Pretty sure we killed off all the big apex predators!

e: unless it's a "minorities are predators" thing.

Maybe it's about how the advance of liberals is slow and inevitable regardless of the loss of one or two of the tribe and that terrifies Fishman?

# ¿ Jan 23, 2023 09:40

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Discendo Vox posted:

I don't understand this comic.

Looks like a Bircher argument: "the ~~Jews~~ Marxist Bolshevists that control everything want to destroy the white family by forcing white males to bow to homosex"

Kellies: Least Concealed Bigotry in a Cartoon because it's definitely one of them.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2023 09:34