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Skios posted:A.F. Branco Really though, even for this idiot it's weird to see him go to bat for Santos when the Republican Party has clearly made the correct move of either turning on him or shutting the gently caress up about it entirely. Edit: Twelve by Pies posted:Branco is the only political cartoonist stupid enough to support Santos because of course he is. Even other right wing cartoonists are dunking on him, or pretending he doesn't exist. The Islamic Shock fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Jan 5, 2023 |
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The actual Biden Laptop thing, from memory, in case anyone hasn't been paying attention and basically correctly assumed it's a nothingburger: Dude's laptop was hacked illegally, the computer repair shop is a cover. The damning information was a whole bunch of him making money through nepotism and the drug addiction, the one thing he did illegally was buy a gun under false pretenses, and they couldn't find a direct link to the thing they actually want to prove here (that he used daddy's direct influence as VP for profit). It's pretty much Benghazi 2.0, if after the House Intelligence Committee report they decided to double down and just keep making poo poo up anyway instead of blacking it out.
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Is there anything he can do? Serious question, because the egg people aren't the first company to do the whole "Raise prices just because we can, gently caress you this is a monopoly" thing and it definitely feels like it should be illegal, but is this one of those "obvious harm is being done but no law is being broken because our laws mainly focus on protecting corporations not people" situations?
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Jan 20, 2023 03:16
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I live in the country and frequently pass by a family that sells eggs same-day, straight out of the chicken. I can ask them how bullshit this is or isn't if you like.
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Skios posted:Al Goodwyn (sorry this comic broke something in my brain and made me quote Fall Out Boy) The Islamic Shock fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Jan 20, 2023 |
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lobsterminator posted:Has there been the ultimate cartoon yet that combines the price of eggs with frying them on a gas stove?
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Skios posted:A.F. Branco A person who doesn't believe in God can still do God's work, whether intentionally or not. Most conservatives will agree with this statement. Story of Saul and all that. Now swap out God for white supremacy. Probably won't accomplish anything other than pissing them off in a way they're not really prepared to respond to but eh.
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It always feels weird when Branco has a stopped clock moment.
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Korthal posted:For all the loving Buttigieg cartoons, let me explain the separation of powers.
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As someone who actually stands to make money on a natural gas well on my property if the price is high enough: gently caress you Varvel.
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Skios posted:A.F. Branco
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World Famous W posted:that don't seem very kellish. my experience is the old fucks just demand that the tvs be changed Edit at below: yes, ha ha ha, yes The Islamic Shock fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Feb 21, 2023 |
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Feb 21, 2023 19:37
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Extremely lazy MSPaint edit/applicable to a lot more than this. (I don't think Bad Things Happening to people is okay regardless of whether or not they voted for it) 
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It sure is a good thing all criminals are violent criminals and not say, for example, someone who got 40 years as a teenager and served 21 because the judge didn't like how they refused to rat out their boyfriend at the time. Oh wait that's my step-sister. gently caress off Branco.
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Can we also exclude Bennett from laziest in the Kellies? Feels like a long time coming ever since Trump broke his brain.
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Not as egregious, but the playing field would probably be better off then.
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Skios posted:Since the person in that cartoon is wearing a mortarboard, I'm guessing that Branco's real issue is with the educational institutes, rather than with the actual predatory lenders.
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Also when was Charlotte's family nazis, is that a Peanuts lore I missed? So of course he draws a vial of something that most people looking at will immediately identify as insulin.
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Skios posted:Tom Stiglich
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Wow it's been so long since I saw "Michelle is a man" and Ripped As gently caress Trump. Edit: here's a Marx edit with the People's Sausage on the house 
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Skios posted:A.F. Branco
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"Transsexual politics" in Uncle Sam's woke bin. So like, Branco is upset that people decided it's not cool for their team to pick a new out-group to hate? Because I didn't hear poo poo about transsexuals in politics until conservatives decided to punish them for existing.Neito posted:If that's true, then why am I spending so much time blaming Biden?
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Skios posted:Gary Varvel Every single time these idiots give an actual example of CRT in public schools (or really, whenever someone digs up lists of books that got pulled from the school library), the general reaction is "wow, what a hateful piece of poo poo". Probably why they never give actual examples in these cartoons.
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I AM GRANDO posted:Horsey’s horny for two things, but of the two he’s far hornier for killing the poor. Dear Lord never let this man find Metamorphosis
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Skios posted:A.F. Branco
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Paypig Wayne LaPierre isn't real and can't hurt me right
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I just now figured out that Lester is great replacement theory. My brain isn't good at making the leap from "Mexicans will be the majority in America" to "and this is bad".
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I can always appreciate Stan Kelly being a Red-Blooded American.
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Vib Rib posted:"Elon Musk naturally has a sense of humor and others desperately wish for it but can never achieve it" is the most opposite of reality thing I've ever read in this entire loving thread, Musk is like the very concept of being desperately unfunny was distilled in a lab and pressed into a vaguely human shape.
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idonotlikepeas posted:Mike Smith
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JamesBont posted:Kellies Nominations: Laziest Non-Gorrell, Most Incomprehensible
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Not only did the Republicans pass another massive tax cut for the rich at the first possible opportunity in 2017, they had to scale back a little because they found out they're not allowed to blow up the deficit more than $1.5 trillion with a single bill. Why isn't the media response just always that when they act like they care about the debt
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Went and fixed that duck cartoon.
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Korthal posted:Kellies Nomination: Worst cartoon about... nothing. There is nothing going on here. Just Branco throwing every one of his Biden jokes into a pile.
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That wall of text does make me wonder- even if it's just in a superficial "obviously this is the first thing we're caving on" manner, was raising taxes on the wealthy or cutting military spending even floated as an idea in Congress? It's nice that work requirements for Medicaid didn't go through. Here the cutoff for single people is making less than $110/month and if they added a minimum hours requirement to that they'd definitely be taken to court since you'd have to be getting paid illegally to satisfy all the requirements and there's a lot of precedent saying you can't make people break the law to obey another law.
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Regarding the Stiglich, I'd point out that white supremacists are objectively, with real numbers, the most frequent kind of terrorist in America, but knowing these assholes I'd be lucky if they'd just No True Scotsman it with the RINO label. Pretty sure they're going "it is inconvenient for me to believe this therefore fake news" same as everything. Edit: how many decades has crime in the city been skyrocketing according to them?
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Yes Branco, I'm sure the idea of not being an rear end in a top hat to people for being different than you is a terrifying specter.
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