Microplastics posted:

How dare you, we have *checks notes* stones! Stones? Just stones? Surely we have *flips page* big buildings made of stones, there we go that'll do

ZZT the Fifth posted:

In this vein, a few months ago I had someone at work butt into a conversation I was having when I mentioned having a friend in Portland to say, without a shred of irony, "Portland doesn't exist anymore, it was burned to the ground by antifa Black Lives Matter rioters".

How do these people function?

Judgy Fucker posted:

I don't follow this thread but I did follow Bors when I still used twitter--didn't he say he was retiring from making comics less than a year ago? Either I've somehow imagined that or his retirement didn't last long.

axolotl farmer posted:

How exactly does Soros fund prosecutors?

Skios posted:

Tom Stiglich

Angepain posted:

saw this on twitter - Rod Emmerson for the New Zealand Herald


regarding Posie Parker who has had another fun rally where counter-protesters forced her to leave and threw some kind of tomato sauce and/or soup on her for good measure. good job Auckland

JamesBont posted:

When did being healthy become "leftist propaganda"? Did Drinky Duck see a doctor that told him to cut down on the drinking, and he responded by accusing the doctor of being "woke"?

ZZT the Fifth posted:

Dollar to donuts that Stiglich and the rest of the lovely rightwingers are still going to say and continue to say a trans woman did this, regardless of any facts, just so they can keep pushing hate.

Skios posted:

Steve Kelley

Fister Roboto posted:

Rolling fork was hit by tornados, not guns.

Skios posted:

Tom Stiglich

DalaranJ posted:

So the conservative definition of Banana Republic for some reason focuses on the “unfairly ousted former leader of country silenced by imprisioning after falsified charges” part. Am I understanding this correctly?

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:

That's called burying the lede. Mojo "Elvis is Everywhere" / "I Saw Jesus At McDonalds At Midnight" Nixon was Toad??

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

edit: putting the cartoon in question here due to an unintended snipe

Yeah, I really can't parse the intent of this cartoon, for multiple reasons. I'm only guessing it's supposed to be negative due to the unflattering caricature.

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

3

Angepain posted:

what's wrong with hawaii

idonotlikepeas posted:

Clay Bennett



Kellies Nomination: Worst Cartoon About Artificial Intelligence

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

As the thread's resident Sports Explainer I'd like to point out that the St. Louis Browns did exist (they're now the Baltimore Orioles), although why Hitch would use them as an example is confusing. Does he mean the perennially terrible Cleveland Browns? How the hell do you write St. Louis instead of Cleveland?

And no matter what team he means, it's not clear why their playoff tickets would be worthless. No playoff tickets are actually worthless because they let you attend a game even if your team doesn't win.

JamesBont posted:

...Ben does know that Jaws was the villain, right?

L. Ron DeSantis posted:

Does anyone know what this is about?

skeleton warrior posted:

They apparently made a tweet on the 4th of July suggesting that American should return land to its indigenous peoples.

https://twitter.com/benandjerrys/status/1676214289353572352

This has led the New York Post to call them "heart attack pushers", and every conservative outlet in America to suddenly remember that Native Americans in Vermont exist and that Ben & Jerry's hasn't given their land back to them so ::incoherent right-wing screaming::

Ambitious Spider posted:

I mean I support landback initiatives but since the entire continent is stolen seems kind of silly to place the solution on any individual or organization short of the government to do anything about it.

Skios posted:

Al Goodwyn

Fister Roboto posted:

*latest fad

the_steve posted:

Well you see, the answer is always the cognitive dissonance of "There's good FBI agents/troops/cops and bad ones."
Obviously the good ones reported it, only to be stymied by the bad ones who munch on their vegan cigar and tell them to drop the case.

L. Ron DeSantis posted:

It's amazing how these people have no concept of Occam's razor. Like given the location that the coke was found it was 90% a dumb tourist, 10% a low level staffer. When these people come home to a turd on the carpet and the dog hasn't been walked do they concoct a story about how someone must have broken in and planted it while meticulously covering their tracks?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Kellies Nomination: Worst Overall and Most Tone Deaf

And people wonder why I didn't like Teh Nib.

Seriously, a stale anti-Hillary supporter joke framed in the context of climate change in 2023? There's so much fractally wrong here I don't know where to begin.

idonotlikepeas posted:

David M. Hitch

JamesBont posted:

What's with the sudden crime cartoons? Did something happen?

Nick Soapdish posted:

Excited to see a new Sicko drop

idonotlikepeas posted:

David M. Hitch

JamesBont posted:

...what?

Antigravitas posted:

If they were actually concerned about birds, they would be railing against ecosystem destruction, glass facades, and car traffic. Of course, they are insincere.

Skios posted:

Discendo Vox posted:

Jesus Christ dude, do any research whatsoever.

Skios posted:

Steve Kelley



"Because that only happens in the deranged mind of Daily Wire listeners, you little poo poo. Also, uncle Steve isn't allowed to babysit you anymore." Also, I love that his sister looks absolutely done with his poo poo.

L. Ron DeSantis posted:

It's a joke about Apple Watches being banned from being imported because Apple lost a patent lawsuit.