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Bills? Bengals?
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Bills 9 23.68%
Bengals 7 18.42%
Billgals 9 23.68%
Bengills 13 34.21%
Total: 25 votes
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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

finally, officially suspended

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Suspended

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Play suspended

Cimber
Feb 3, 2014
Game suspended.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Game's officially done for tonight

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Shut the gently caress up Schefter, you useless loving toady. Taking the coward's route and being the absolute last person on Earth to (absurdly mildly) criticize the league's slow response once the rest of the world has and you feel safe hiding in the cover of the majority.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Tayter Swift posted:

There's gotta be something else they can put on instead of petrified announcers. 30 for 30, esports, that Microsoft Excel championships something injury-free and neutral

They just had the dog championships, play them.

They have suspended play for this evening.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

Just imagine being a super fan there, not knowing if there'll be a game tomorrow night. How are you even going to get enough orange and black face paint in time or 50 more hotdogs?

Just ask yourself, in a situation like this, what would the X-Factor do????

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020
Crazy that Miami isn’t the worst collapse in the AFC east this week

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
I am utterly shocked the game is being postponed, he’s gone for good

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Game over, thank God

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



You KNOW I am concerned about Damar Hamlin's health
BUT!

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog
Shefter sounds like an alien impersonating human emotion

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




CapnAndy posted:

I don't think so

but if I'm wrong, they were certainly distanced by enough time to not be a proximate cause, Lawler was back behind the desk and calling a match when he collapsed

It was like 15 minutes before. Ziggler dropped ten elbows directly on Jerry’s chest and the heart attack happened the following match

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


sweet thursday posted:

There's a guy named Bruce in the stands who funneled 6 parking lot beers and thought he had 4 quarters to sober up

Lol

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

I wonder if it took this long to suspend the game because they needed to figure out the logistics of how to deal with a suspended game in a late-season situation.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Ok I just heard. Was Hamlin's injury the result of a hit?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Ugly Tony posted:

Shefter sounds like an alien impersonating human emotion


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou6w7Sd0-Pk

Crazy Ted posted:

I wonder if it took this long to suspend the game because they needed to figure out the logistics of how to deal with a suspended game in a late-season situation.

I think it was more the league scrambling when both teams said "gently caress you we're not playing"

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Twitter is broken but local newscaster blue checkmark (real one) says he's intubated and in critical condition.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

Crazy that Miami isn’t the worst collapse in the AFC east this week

the jets still exist, op

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Ok I just heard. Was Hamlin's injury the result of a hit?

No one has any idea really

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Ok I just heard. Was Hamlin's injury the result of a hit?

Yeah, he absorbed a tackle, stood up, then after like a second, just collapsed.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Ok I just heard. Was Hamlin's injury the result of a hit?

Technically could have been but it didn't seem severe. Normal play. He gets up... Stands there for a second and fully collapsed.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Wait, there's an ESPN guy named Ben Baby?

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe

Crazy Ted posted:

I wonder if it took this long to suspend the game because they needed to figure out the logistics of how to deal with a suspended game in a late-season situation.

Just make it a tie and move on. Playing a Tuesday game or trying to shoehorn it into the end of the season is horrible for player safety

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Ok I just heard. Was Hamlin's injury the result of a hit?

Seemed like a routine tackle

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Cthulu Carl posted:

A panicked intern open-palm slams a VHS into the VCR to air on the ESPN Family of networks. It's a documentary about Clint Malarchuk.

During delays in Ravens preseason games they used to show returns of That's Funny so the internet should definitely be careful

Jesus autocorrect did a number on that post

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Ok I just heard. Was Hamlin's injury the result of a hit?
Helmet to the chest area

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Ok I just heard. Was Hamlin's injury the result of a hit?

It happened after a very routine tackle. He got up kinda weird looking, then went limp and fell down and was motionless on the ground.

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

Adun posted:

Just make it a tie and move on. Playing a Tuesday game or trying to shoehorn it into the end of the season is horrible for player safety

Lol this will NEVER happen fyi

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

There's your answer to the goon asking what the people in the stadium know

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
My stream died, it's past 10pm EST, I got a flight to catch, and it sounds like play has been suspended the rest of the night.

Catch y'all later.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

Crazy that Miami isn’t the worst collapse in the AFC east this week

lol

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Kalli posted:

Yeah, he absorbed a tackle, stood up, then after like a second, just collapsed.

Was it a particularly hard hit? Did he take it primarily in the chest area? I don't want to seek out the video out of respect.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

It ain't a five finger death punch, it's what happened to Hank Gathers. That's my guess.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

good on the Bills players to tell their employers to gently caress off.

Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


the way it reads on the jumbo tron isn't that the game is cancelled lol

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Was it a particularly hard hit? Did he take it primarily in the chest area? I don't want to seek out the video out of respect.

It looked like every routine tackle ever

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Was it a particularly hard hit? Did he take it primarily in the chest area? I don't want to seek out the video out of respect.

There's not much to see. It's a pretty routine tackle.

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oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

CapnAndy posted:

Jerry you utter loving carny

(the "being caused by a blow to the chest" thing is something they came up with later so they could pin the very real heart attack he had, live on air, on a heel, who luckily had hit him the week before)

I'm pretty sure (I'm hoping) he's talking about Owen Hart. When Owen fell, he landed on his chest, and Jerry was one of the first people there to begin trying to save him. Owen basically internally bled to death, I dunno if that counts as "cardiac arrest"

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