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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > 2023's Best and Worst Pro-Wrestling Matches of the Year (plus Recommended)
 
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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Dango Bango posted:

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MOTYC: The Acclaimed (c) vs. Lethal/Jarrett - AEW Battle of the Belts V 1/6


nth. SO good

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

 AEW Dynamite 1/11

MOTYC: "Hangman" Adam Page vs. Jon Moxley
MOTYC: Bryan Danielson vs. Konosuke Takeshita
MOTYC: The Elite (Kenny Omega, Nick & Matt Jackson) vs. Death Triangle (PAC & Fenix & Penta el Cero Miedo)



incredible ep

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

 WMOTYC: Bray Wyatt vs LA Knight, MOUNTAIN DEW PITCH BLACK BLACK LIGHT MATCH- WWE Royal Rumble 1/28/2023

probably the worst match in history. bray is the worst wrestler alive

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

 WMOTYC: women’s rumble - WWE Royal Rumble 1/28/2023

Eat My Fuc posted:

MOTYC: Men’s Royal Rumble 2023

Sometimes the best story to tell is the obvious one, an incredible spot from Ricochet and Logan Paul, great assortment of guys and a long rumble that didn’t feel like it lagged. Cody gave a classic melodrama performance and Gunther/Cody while it lasted was a hell of a match up. Lesnar, and Edge were used well, and they got some great mileage out of everybody here

nth

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

 there should be a new category for bray wyatt matches to let other wmotys have a chance

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

 Wmotyc us championship elimination chamber
Absolute poo poo

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

 MOTYC: Jeff Jarrett vs. Mark Briscoe, AEW Dynamite 6/21


Double J is the king of funny matches

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

 MOTYC: CM Punk, FTR & Ricky Starks vs. Bullet Club Gold & The Gunn Club - AEW Collision 6/24

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

 AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door 2023

HM: CM Punk vs Satoshi Kojima

MOTYC: Orange Cassidy vs Zack Sabre Jr vs Daniel Garcia vs Katsuyori Shibata


MOTYC: Kenny Omega vs. Will Ospreay

HM: Bryan Danielson vs Kazuchika Okada


GOATed pape

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

 WMOTYC MITB 2023 Women’s Tag match. Dogshit

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Crapple! posted:

AEW Dynamite 05/07

WMOTYC: Britt Baker vs Ruby Soho

nth

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

 WTMOYC: The Elite vs. Dark Order, AEW Rampage, 07/07

A plodding match with awful timing. Tony jobbing the elite to the worst faction in the company. Dogshit.

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

MassRafTer posted:

I thought it was great and kept a high pace.

That’s great my friend :) I’m glad you liked it. I thought it was bad, hence the nomination. I despise the lame Dark Order.

flatluigi posted:

don't bother lol

don’t bother posting!!!!

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Benne posted:

WMOTYC: Britt Baker vs. Taya Valkyrie, AEW Dynamite 7/26

Worst Dynamite match in a long, long time. Almost embarrassing they let that get on TV.

Nth. Fire taya

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

 MOTYC: Andrade El Idolo vs. Buddy Matthews in a Ladder Match - AEW Collision 7/29

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

 the Sunset Bomb off the ladder onto the other ladder was loving sick

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

 MOTYC: Jon Moxley vs. Trent Baretta vs. Penta el Zero Miedo, AEW Dynamite, 02/08

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

 HM: FTR (C) vs. Big Bill & Brian Cage for the AEW Tag Titles - AEW Collision 8/5

Love the big boys

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

MassRafTer posted:

AEW Rampage 6/11
HM: Darby Allin vs Brian Cage


nth. Love BC

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

 MOTYC BCG V Iron Savages AEW Collision august 19 2023

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

 All In 2023:

MOTYC: CM Punk vs. Samoa Joe
MOTYC: FTR vs. Bucks
MOTYC: Stadium Stampede
MOTYC: Jericho vs Ospreay
MOTYC: MJF vs Adam Cole


great pape

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Rarity posted:

HM: Nick Wayne/El Hijo del Vikingo vs. Kip Sabien/Gringo Loco, AEW Rampage, 01/09

Nth. I’m all in on gringo loco

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
AEW All Out 2023:


MOTYC: Orange Cassidy vs Jon Moxley
Miro vs Power House Hobbs
Kenny Omega vs Takeshita
Bryan Danielson vs Ricky Starks

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Vandar posted:

WMOTYC: MJF vs. The Righteous

The Righteous got done fuckin' dirty and this is the one match that leaves a sour spot on the entire show tonight.

Nth. I don’t care about the Shitechus a jot but putting your world champ against two jobbers is a travesty.

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Punch McLightning posted:

And even if you can watch without being distracted by the shittiness of the company in totality, you also have to deal with a really abrasive production style. I can only watch a couple WWE matches at a time because of that - especially NXT, with Booker T being easily the worst announcer in wrestling by a massive margin.

Collision Kevin Kelly is the worst announcer I’ve ever heard. At least Booker T occasionally says some absolutely insane poo poo that gets a laugh.

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

 AEW Dynamite 10/25

WMOTYC Shida v Ruby Soho

Ruby totally stunk up the joint. awful

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Pylons posted:

AEW Rampage 10/27

HM: Santana vs. Ortiz

HM: Kyle Fletcher vs. Konosuke Takeshita

Borderline MOTYCs for two different reasons, Fletcher vs. Takeshita was just an awesome match, Santana vs. Ortiz had so much raw emotion in it.

Nth. Great ep

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Lamuella posted:

HM: Hikaru Shida (C) vs. Abadon in a Fright Night Fight for the AEW Women's Title - AEW Collision 10/28

MOTYC: MJF (C) vs. Kenny Omega for the AEW World Title - AEW Collision 10/28

Professional wrestling is really really good.

nth

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

MassRafTer posted:

NWA Samhain 10/28

WMOTYC: Devil's Last Dance Ultimate Hardcore War in a match where if Gaagz and Sal lose, their souls are forfeited to James Mitchell:
Max the Impaler, Judais, Cody James and Jake Dumas vs Gaagz the Gimp, Sal the Pal, Mims and Dak Draper

This match is a hardcore sort of Cibernetico where a new person comes in with every elimination with eliminations happening via pinfall, submission or over the top rope. So Max is immediately eliminated in an awful exchange, in fact the heel team ends up down to their last person which is also Max the Impaler (because you can bring someone back into the match when everyone is gone) while the babyfaces still have three. So we have eliminations after bad run ins, after one of the heels does a dive over the top, after basically anything because they need to fit 9 eliminations into less than 15 minutes. There's so much stuff hosed up in this match that Max doing one of their worst dropkicks I've ever seen is a minor thing and Max is the most solid worker in there. Also the lighting is incredibly dark either because they can't light or because they need to hide that half of the risers are empty.

Sounds amazing tbh

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Punch McLightning posted:

Dynamite 11/15 noms
MOTYC: Brian Cage & The Family vs. Jeri-Show & Golden Lovers

Nth

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

 WMOTY: MJF vs. Jay White Full gear 2023


gently caress offffff

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

 WMOTYc FTR v the Righteous AEW 25 November 2023

Dunno what FTR have done but having to tag with these absolute jobbers was awful

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

 MOTYC: Brody King vs. Eddie Kingston - AEW Collision 11/25

2 big fuckers beating the poo poo out of each other. That’s what I like!!!

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Pylons posted:

AEW Dynamite 12/20

HM: Swerve Strickland vs. RUSH
HM: Mark Briscoe vs. Jay Lethal
HM: Jon Moxley vs. Jay White

nth these 3

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Maxwell Lord posted:

Gonna put out:

HM: Thunder Rosa and Abadon vs. Skye Blue and Julia Hart, AEW Collision 12/23

A really fun return match for Rosa, but everyone gets to do cool stuff.

Good match.

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Defenestrategy posted:


WMOTYC: BIG BILL/Starks/Don Callis Fam vs Jericho/Sting/Darby/Guevara
This match fell apart hard and everything surrounding it sucks so much.


nth

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Senerio posted:

Pape was fine, two matches were worth being nominated imo:

HM: Adam Copeland vs Christian Cage for the TNT Championship

MOTYC: Christian Cage vs Adam Copeland for the TNT Championship

hmm

* # ¿ Dec 31, 2023 16:53
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