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Gas this painfully and stupid thread asap.
Goku spirit bombing his porcelain throne.
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Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Do you reckon we could be put into a a highly oxygenized slurry of nutrients we couldn't fully absorb in one complete pass, and could just swim through it eating and making GBS threads for our entire lives. Kind of like a worm does through dirt.

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Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

Buce posted:

i don't think about humans at all, op

The only winning move is to not play the game, well done :haibrower:

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Really OP. If you want your mind really blown. You are covered in microorganisms and most of them just spend their short lives literally making GBS threads on you.

Eyelash mites just chilling on your eyes at this very moment. Wriggling around, feeding.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2cxMPLxUN8

you could have just posted this and saved yourself some :words:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
i, and other people of class a sophistication, refer to it as feces op.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
i raise my pinky as i lift my cup of tea, careful not to let my monocle drop from it's place perched upon my face, a bit of glass and gold above my meticulously waxed mustache. i raise my cup and clear my throat, ushering in a quiet amongst the gathered guests who wait in anticipation of my words. "feces." i nod to the thunderous applause.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

You ever think about humans like to eat chocolate but if you ate poo poo you’d get sick. But dogs on the other hand like to eat their own poo poo and chocolate will make them sick.

Really makes you think long and hard about our relationship with the canine community

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
I do declare, If I may be so perspicacious, that these abominable emanations, from my small pear derriere, these biblical upheavals of my loins! If I may be so self aggrandizing in this most perfunctory of times, are, as I say trebling in Satans own tongue..Lord hold me tight as I say the proceeding word...feces.

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

right now you're thinking about how wet your bones are

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Chrs posted:

You ever think about humans like to eat chocolate but if you ate poo poo you’d get sick. But dogs on the other hand like to eat their own poo poo and chocolate will make them sick.

Really makes you think long and hard about our relationship with the canine community

Do werewolves eat poo poo or chocolate :thunk:

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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My poo is the best

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

My poo is the best

i bet that's what tyou tell all the girls

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i bet that's what tyou tell all the girls

I was always taught "show, don't tell"

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Fiber supplements are pooformance enhancing drugs

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
I'm going to maintain my stance that humans are tubes and NOT bags!

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Not only are we full of poops, you can have solid and liquid poo poo queued up at the same time.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Nuts and Gum posted:

Not only are we full of poops, you can have solid and liquid poo poo queued up at the same time.

Such innovation. We are truly living the dream.

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
"The brain is the smartest organ" - The brain.


That poop is so suspekt!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I'm more worried about the skeleton trying to interfere with the poo process with its beastly jaws. Truly earthworms have it best.

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Pooping = making GBS threads.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

sentient poo poo bags

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Wiping my butthole just for fun :hehe:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

The Hello Machine posted:

Pooping = making GBS threads.

:wrong:

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

No it's true. They're two different words for the same thing.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

The Hello Machine posted:

No it's true. They're two different words for the same thing.

I poop in the toilet; I poo poo in my pants

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I poop in the toilet; I poo poo in my pants

That's called farting, not pooping. Those are different.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
I think about the poo of the universe alot

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

The Hello Machine posted:

That's called farting, not pooping. Those are different.

RocketLunatic
May 6, 2005
i love lamp.
I disagree with everything about the premise of this thread and its post.

If we humans (not that you are) are made of poo, it is still a small minority of poo.

Most of us are made of dreams and water.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Piss Creep posted:

Do you reckon we could be put into a a highly oxygenized slurry of nutrients we couldn't fully absorb in one complete pass, and could just swim through it eating and making GBS threads for our entire lives. Kind of like a worm does through dirt.

Goon who eat he own poo poo, he a shameful goon.

vegetables
Mar 10, 2012

Oh heavens, yes. I remember one time I got really annoyed at how much of myself was taken up by lungs, really just angry at the concept. I wished I could just take them out for a while, and could not.

Also I was once in a circle of people and thought “to a horse, our hands are just front legs that we hold things with,” then got so unsettled I had to have a nice sit down

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Where does the poo end and the human begin? :thunk:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It don't

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Ever sit at a restaurant and just think about how everyone is getting ready to make poop. Makes u think

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

The OP is definitely full of poo poo if you know what I mean!!

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

If you really think about it humans are tubes.
:eyepop: A series of tubes

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

the human body is not a truck

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Earthworm Jim was a documentary.

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