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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
thread for listing hosed up things that "people" from the united states of amerika do because they think it's normal (wrong). not interested in fail arguments that stuff is actually regional or whatever 👍

  • the pledge of allegiance (getting this one out of the way)
  • calling their parents or other adults sir and ma'am
  • flying flags in front of their houses
  • doing the jakarta method
  • calling swear words "curses"

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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

The hotter, the wetter, the better
canada

speng31b
May 8, 2010

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cut_and_Shoot,_Texas

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Pictured: a typical American.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i will defend southwestern eggrolls to my dying, wheezing breath :america:

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
drive-through bottle shops

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

The hotter, the wetter, the better
those kick rear end actually

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

cutting their food up into tiny bites and then eating with one hand

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
saying "any more" when they mean "now"

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

exmarx posted:

drive-through bottle shops



Throb Robinson
Feb 8, 2010

He would enjoy administering the single antidote to Leia. He would enjoy it very much indeed..
Let our children get shot to death at school on the reg

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
performing numerous public assassinations with thousands of civilian casualties via drone strikes

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

performing numerous public assassinations with thousands of civilian casualties via drone strikes

this!

also they don't include sales tax in the listed price in shops

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

using "creamer" instead of milk

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN
Aug 12, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
circumcision

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

cowboy beepboop posted:

using "creamer" instead of milk

half-and-half rules

edit oh yeah my roommate buys that disgusting flavored fat-free poo poo that has added sugar. disgusting

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

High fructose corn syrup

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Pooping in urinals

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

pretty much all of it op

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

the texas wine country

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
soaking

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

expensive bougie moonshine

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

i say swears online posted:

half-and-half rules

edit oh yeah my roommate buys that disgusting flavored fat-free poo poo that has added sugar. disgusting

I believe the 2nd or 3rd main ingredient in the Starbucks creamers one can buy at the grocery store is vegetable oil.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Exist

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
allow high interest pay day loans places to exist

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

your health insurance industry

seriously lol

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
make bad posts

not as bad as the finnish though, disgusting goblins

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

racist against finns

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
use the imperial measurement system

hamburger casserole

giant vanity pickup trucks

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
knew this was a tankie rear end exmarx thread from the title alone 👍

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

the flag flying is real weird

also the USA chanting at the sotu and everywhere else

and using month day year

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

the real american dream is to aspire to scam as many people as possible and get away with it.

Harvey Birdman
Oct 21, 2012

exmarx posted:

calling swear words "curses"

how do you feel about "cusses"

i like it bc i think it's stupid in a funny way

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

CODChimera posted:

the flag flying is real weird

the first time i visited the states i saw the giant rear end flags flying in the parking lots of outlet malls made me lol real hard

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

exmarx posted:

this!

also they don't include sales tax in the listed price in shops

Wait did you go to America? What a tremendous self own.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
they elect judges

Smythe posted:

knew this was a tankie rear end exmarx thread from the title alone 👍

:cheersdoge:

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
it's hosed up how americans hide their eggs in the nests of other countries only for the hatchling to consume all the resources leaving the actual offspring to starve

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Bumper stickers

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Les Os posted:

it's hosed up how americans hide their eggs in the nests of other countries only for the hatchling to consume all the resources leaving the actual offspring to starve

they also need to keep eggs refrigerated because they wash them to remove a natural anti-salmonella barrier #doh

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John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE
Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad

genocide

calling all their parochial sports tournaments and whatever else "World Championships" even if only Americans participate

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